Welcome ladies and gentlemen George F. Trump President! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm the President of Love Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great, great pleasure for me to be here with you tonight Normally I would fly away to Honolulu, to Cuba, to San San Marino and to Bethlehem ladies and gentlemen you know I was sitting at home the last night and then I went to my gig at the Royal Albert Hall I was walking through the Royal Albert Hall like this so then everybody was saying wow this man is. And I was walking through the Royal Albert Hall, and I started to entertain the people. But suddenly, I heard a voice on the stage. The voice was shouting, Jujy, Jujy, Jujy. And I was standing on the stage, and I was saying to the voice, what, what, what? And he said to me, it was my stage manager, he said to me, Georgie, I got a phone call from Martin, from Martin Wassermeyer. And I said on the stage, I was singing Blue Suede Shoes from Elvis. And I was saying, what, what, what? And the people, the audience was shouting, what, Georgie? and I was saying what what what and the people the audience were shouting what what Georgie and I was standing in the stage I was interrupted immediately and they said to me my stage director Martin wants that you sing on on their wedding and I said I was standing on the stage. It became very quiet. And then I touched my microphone. The people, the audience, they have been sitting very, very, very, how do you say it in Austria, very calm. And I was pushing away the microphone. And it was empty. Pushing away the microphone. And it was empty. Nothing was coming back. And I said to the audience, I got to leave you tonight here in Royal Albert Hall. I have to go out into my helicopter because I got to fly to Elisa and Martin. And the audience were shouting, Martin, Elisa, Martin, Elisa. They wanted to come with me, 2,000, 3,000 people. Martin and Lisa, Martin and Lisa. They wanted to come with me, two, three thousand people. My helicopter was okay for this because I had a very big helicopter. And I was chomping down the stage. I was a bodybuilder at this time in 1973. And I was chombuilder at this time in 1973. And I was jumping down the stage, running into my helicopter, running through the seats, 30, 40, 80, 90 feet long. I had a very big helicopter. I was jumping on the top of the roof of the helicopter and the propeller was whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. And I was sitting at my whirlpool in the helicopter. and the propeller was whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop who I want to go a little bit on the roof of the helicopter during the flight from London to Austria. And I said, baby, I love you. My love is free. Do as what you want to do. And she was walking on the helicopter, but she did not recognize that there was a propeller. She was walking up the helicopter and the propeller cut at her head. The blood was raining out. And I was shouting, Husqvarna corner who's corner but it was it was Yes and then I was, hello, how are you doing? Great, thank you. And so I was, so she she died, yes, what I wanted to say. And during the flight from London to New York is New York is a small town in the middle of Austria and with her opened head I had her lying in my arms the blue blood was running down and I said Husqvarna I will write a song for you she was I said, shh, shh, I touch you, I'm with you. Shhh, shh, shh, yes. So, yeah, so I decided to write a song for my dead woman, who's mono, and the song is called Balloon. Please concentrate. If you want to get naked, get naked. If you want to have pure passion, sexuality, don't ask, just do it. And when the evening the way and when they even it becomes more and more just drink and drive The sky was grey, it's another rainy day Just a-walking on the streets Like one million of the fields They seem to be alone Everybody on his own Yes, but then I raise my worry head Good night, good night and what I see there, she had shiny red, red hair and big blue eyes. blue eyes She was the most cutiest girl I ever recognized We were hands holding kissing and shaking loving and dancing, fun making. She can't let go of her big blue eyes. Babalua hey, Babalua hey She was the most precious stone She was the most gorgeous I know Abba, Lua, Hey! We went to New York and to L.A. Down to Rio and Tampa Bay and both they got married In one single day Yes, you are the most gorgeous couple that I ever saw. You know, I came in here at this place. I've never been here before. So I came in here at this place. I've never been here before. And when I entered this room, I recognized that I never ever felt such a love, such an ambulance, such beaut just, yeah, what I am, I'm a hirschloch, I have to tell you a short story before the next song. 73 it was the year after 72 yeah I was sitting in the south of France I was combing my hair I was sitting in front of the of the of the mirror I touched my nose on the mirror and I said to myself in the mirror man you are so gorgeous yes and then I said to the mirror don't lie the mirror said I don't like Georgie and this was the reason why I was burning down this house because he was lying in the mirror. And I decided to myself to move away from the Southern France. And so I decided to move to Novosibirsk. It was in December 1975. And in 1975, with my wife, Husqvarna she was reborn again She got a It was the wrong decision to operate the head to operate her brain but This was a big river, you know and I was sitting with his quality my ego and we have been celebrating Christmas and I was laying a powerful squatter and I said to her our life is a beautiful amazing when I look into your eyes I recognize that I'm in love and then I heard a pop pop pop pop and I thought to myself is this a heart attack from a squatter I was pushing my hand on her breast and I said those money you're not your heart is not pumping what is this pop pop pop and she said to me walking walk to the door, I think somebody's out there. And I was walking in our igloo for I think seven, eight days. We had a very big igloo. I was walking to the door and then I shouted out, I shouted out, hey, who's out there? What are you doing on Christmas? You're disturbing me and Hoskona. And then I heard a voice 30 30 Who's out there? Mick take out And I opened the door and I was looking into the face of me content. Make are you completely wicked? It's Christmas What are you doing at the hell in Novosibirsk with these temperatures? It's Christmas, what are you doing in hell in Novosibirsk with these temperatures? You are naked, what are you doing? And Mick Jagger said to me, told he, I tried to get some satisfaction. I said to him, what? You are naked and you think with your nakedness you can get some satisfaction? Yes, I tried to. And I said to Mick Jagger, what do you have with your nakedness you can get some satisfaction. Yes, I tried to. And I said to Mick Jagger, what do you have in your mouth? Mick Jagger said, I have a cat in my mouth. What? You have a cat in your mouth? Yes, because I tried to get some satisfaction. Then I said to Mick, Mick, I will help you from this pain, from this darkness. Stay here. I will come back in a few days. I was walking again to Husqvarna for five days. there was a hammer. I took the hammer and walked again very slowly, but really sexy like this with the hammer. And it was, whoa, thank you, thank you. And I was walking to the door like this, yeah. And suddenly I made like, yeah. And then I was walking, walking, and I saw Mickey at the door. He was really freezing. He said, Nick, Nick, Nick. Mick, walking, and I saw Mick at the door. He was really freezing. I said, Nick, Nick, Nick. Mick, Mick, Mick. Yeah, and I said, now I will show you how you get some satisfaction. I took the hammer and smashed on the lips of Mick Jagger. The cat fell out of his mouth, and he got these swollen lips. And to be famous like he is now with this swollen lips, it was my... Thank you very much! I don't use this. I don't need this applause or something like this. I did it for me I just didn't make a video. I'm a social person. Yeah, I'm a healer Yeah, and so the next song I can get no satisfaction section, you can come on in. I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no real attraction But I jump, and I jump, and I jump, and I jump I can't get no, I can't get no Yeah, that's what I say When I'm driving in my car And I'm turning on the radio all my news information information more and more but i want to dance and i want to groove i want to kiss all the ladies because i feel it so smooth. I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no real attraction. But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try I can't get no, I can't get no Yeah, that's what I say I'm nearly to 100 years, but my body is in pressure. This is what my body is for. Yes, before the next song, maybe I should tell you a short story about a friend of mine, little diamond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From Nozibirsk, you remember, I was flying away with my golden helicopter to the south part of South Africa, Sudan. to the southest part of South Africa, Sudan. And I was sitting on Sudan, and I tried to come into South Africa. I was knocking, knocking, knocking, knocking, knocking. And out of South Africa, somebody was saying, what do you want to eat? And I said, I want to eat to South Africa. And then somebody opened the door, and there was standing Nil, Nil Diamond. And I said to Nil, Nil, Nil, Nil, don't eat so much dill. He said, yeah, Georgie, yeah, you have a lightened brain illuminating nearly and I said to new diamond do you have a surfboard or something like this I don't know why I cry cry what you think I want to jump out on the wave and gliding on the waveboard to the Antarctica or the Arctic I I don't know. And Neil said to me, yeah, yeah, here on the edge is leaning a board, take it and fuck off. And I was taking the board, I was walking down the street with the board. And then I heard people passing me by, they had been saying, wow, it's got 38 or 49 degrees. Everybody is sweating, but this man ain't sweating. This must be George Gold. And I said, yeah, yeah. I'm George Gold, I can't sweat. And I was walking down the beach, I was smashing the board into the water. I was jumping. I was jumping. It needed a little bit of time. I was jumping on the waveboard. I was gliding out on the ocean and then I recognized behind me I was turning around on the waveboard. There were standing millions of people and they had been applauding shouting Georgie Georgie Georgie because they really liked my tricks I made salt mortale on the ocean but then suddenly I heard I didn't hear anything more and so I was turning around again on the beach and I saw just frightened faces. Everybody was standing on the beach like... And I thought to myself, what's the matter? I turned around from the beach into the open ocean and there was coming a big wave in front of me the wave must have been 80 90 120 30 40 000 feet high the wave was coming nearer and nearer and i said to myself and i said to to god the wave was coming nearer and nearer i I don't want to die. I'm so young. I have to make some children. I want to have a wife. I want to have a pony. I need spectacular things in my life. I don't want to die. The wave was coming nearer and nearer. And then I, with my hand, no, it's my last second. And suddenly, in front of me, the wave stopped. Jesus. Nearly, nearly. The wave stopped and I said to myself am I Jesus or what and the wave said to me no you're not Jesus you're a Georgian goat the wave was guiding me home on the beach of Mongolia. So Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. You know, these are just true, true stories about my life. I was in contact with so many stars and celebrities and I influenced them all, but my ambition is not to get famous also. I'm just proud, I was just proud to give them a push to become famous. Now I'm singing the next song for you. The next song is a song. And it was written by somebody very, very sexy. And this song is, you you know this is the next story this is the next story Oh when the day is by, and the night is coming in Remember your face, remember your skin, every minute, minute of day, every hour, hour of day, every moment, the streets are far away This dance is waiting, well this dance is me I'm watching, watching, watching But nobody is still here Never mind, never mind love Never mind, never my love Every moment Seems so far away This dance is new, oh this dance is new I am watching, watching, watching But nobody is still here Never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love, never my love, never my love You know in the 70s I had lots of jobs. I was also in maybe you know in the Starship Enterprise I was Captain Uh work and escaped the world I heard lots of money television and with this money I decided to emigrate from South Africa to let me think to the sessions yes such a less you say in. And I was sitting there on the beach, I was relaxing, I was smoking a cigarette and then it was very hot. The wind was coming, the wind was coming and blew away the sand to my face. There were lots of, lots of hurricanes, there were lots of lots of hurricanes there were earthquake there was a strategical things and then I heard a noise something and I was sitting up at my I was sitting on my chair at the beach and then I said to them stop in the name of love before you break my heart yes and so they stopped in front of me they had been four or five people four or five guys I can't remember and I said wow you've been coming along here and singing and your voices and your atmosphere touched me deep in my heart. And they said to me, yeah, Georgie, I said, well, you know my name? This, this, how you say in Austria? This geht you nichts units on something like this Yes, I was speaking at this time nine or eight similar languages And they stopped in front of me and they said Georgie Georgie Georgie. I said what what what? Please can you help us? We are really we're nearly to get stars but we can't we can't play our music because we don't have any instruments and we don't have any money to buy some instruments can you help us Georgie and I said to them and and so I decided I was thinking about years days months and decades I was thinking how could I help them and then I had the idea I was going to Madame Tussauds wax figure cabinet and I had been standing there as Elvis Presley for for about seven years or something like this and and the money which I became which which I got before to be Elvis Presley in the Wachsfugung cabinet I was It's a true story, don't laugh. Sorry. Yes, and I brought all the money to those four or five people. They said to me, thank you, now we can live our life with success. And these four or five people, they had been the Beatles. So I really, you know, now you see how many, how much influence I have to all those D-stars. But I do it out of my love, you know, out of my pure passion, my pure, direct love. I love you also. I never ever felt so much love than like here tonight, today. I tell you. I've been playing in the Rio Plate Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. There have been 80,000 or 120,000 people, but I never ever felt so much love than what I feel here tonight with you. Yeah, this is awesome. If somebody wants to sleep with me outside, there is somebody who's given tickets. You can buy them for 10 euros. Her name was Laura she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down like that, she did merengue And cut the jump shirt, she always tried to be a star While Tony turned the bar across the crowded floor From A to 4 they had each other what did they want more than the Copa Copa Copana the heart is the spot of the winner and the Copa Copa Copana music is fashion and always a passionate decoper They fell in love then They fell in love then His name was Rico He wore a diamond He wore his cornet to his chair And saw Lola dancing then And when she finished He called her over But Rico went a bit too far, and switched up on Arpa Then he stayed through to the faces of Whom he was And the Copa, Copa Cobana The hottest spot of all women And the Copa, Copacabana Music is passion, always a passion at the Copa They fell in love there They fell in love there Copa,a Copa Music is passion Always a passion Passionate Copa Now a little solo Thank you. ¶¶ Copacabana, Copacabana You think you're passionate But always a passion Leave them all dead You are a husband now You are a husband Copacabana Copacabana Copacabana Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. In 1971, I was living in Bulgaria and I wanted to go up to the stars. But then I recognized there was no rocket in Bulgaria. So I decided myself to go to Kitzbühel just to have some fun but in Kitzbühel there was no fun so I decided to go myself to Bad Gerstein and in Bad Gerstein the air and the people they felt so smooth. I tried to stay there. And then on the pist, on the pist, on the slope of Bad Gastein, there was a person gliding down the slope. And I was looking, and I saw it. It was Mireille Mathieu. She had the same haircut like me. And Mireille Mathieu was gliding down the slope, the pist. And I was shouting up to the slope, Mireille, Mireille Mathieu was gliding down the slope, the piste, and I was shouting up to the slope, Mireille, Mireille, hi, how are you doing? I was shouting up and she was shouting back to me, hey Georgie, Georgie, Georgie. And Mireille Mathieu was shouting, haha, Georgie Gold, your funny joke, your funny jokes. And she was discovered from the avalanche. There was just one foot standing out of the snow. I tried to pull her out of the snow, but then there came a mosquito and the mosquito took away the foot of Mirel Mathieu. And I said to Mirel... You know the president... And you know, and I said to Mirel, You can't be married with Harti Weihrauter! Because he just has just one... One goal. He didn't recognize the word tr people searching for truffles and so Mireille Mathieu and Hartu Wajratu they became most gorgeous creations and I became the paint the paint of the marriage, the paint of the marriage in pure white satire. It was a marriage, my baby love, it was a marriage in pure white satire. and pure white satan He was a male, my baby, Lord He was a male, my baby, Lord and pure white satan He was a male, my baby, Lord He was a man, my baby love, he was a man in pure white, he's a man. He was a man, my baby love, he was a man in pure white, he's a man. You are ready to TAAAAAAAAM! This was the story about Mireille Mathieu and Hattie Wawrata. Thank you. I've got to go back to Brazil and from Brazil to Nicaragua, from Nicaragua to Spain and from Spain to the Royal Albert Hall in one day. And I have to entertain those people who are waiting for me at the Royal Albert Hall. But this means that I have to leave you alone here. But I try to give you my best, my 100% pure love. And I hope my love will guide you home like tiny, cutie little children. You will sleep away with nice dreams and nice pictures. And when you wake up, I will be with you in the imagination again. My last story for tonight is also a little bit of a tragical story. I was laying, how you remember, how you think, on the beach of Valencia. And it was in December 1976, I remember. I think it was one year before 1977. And one year after, 90, 75, yes. year after 1975 I was walking on the beach of Urgada and it was winter as I said before and I was walking without shoes just by barefoot and I was walking and thinking about my life I was philosophizing what should I do with my life and then I took a step and shit what happened I was stepping on somebody somebody was staying was laying there in the sand of Valencia, naked. And I stepped away and said, what the fuck are you doing here? You will die. You will catch yourself an infected bladder. A blow infection in Austria. And she was turning around and said, Georgie, Georgie, you already know me. I'm Brigitte. Oh, yes. It was Brigitte Badeau. She was laying naked in the sand. And I took out my mobile. I was the first guy in 1976 which had a mobile phone. And a key also. Automatically key and mobile phone, phone 1976 you can buy this it's very very a good thing you can put into the car turn around in the car opens yeah I'm selling this if you want us one have something of this get out for 10 euros you can buy this yeah and I was here on the beach of Valencia stepping away from President Patroc and I was phoning the ambulance but nobody nobody did did go to take out the telephone and so so I was running to the next city it was the city of Marseille like this like a Torero yes it was also a Torero and Matador and and in the first row of the stadium in Marseille or Montpier, I don't know, there was sitting Jeanne Birkin. have to bring her into the hospital because she's got an infected bladder and what can we do and so Jean-Pierre Quint said to me you know we gotta go to the car park it's near to Marseille there are all these white horses we take one white horse and we put on the horse, Brigitte Bardot, you, me, and we are gallopating, galloping in Austria, gallopating to the first hospital in France. For the first hospital, you must know, whatever, the first hospital ever has been built to this hospital. It was in France. Yeah? Okay? I hope you recognize it. Yeah? ever has been built to this hospital it was in France yeah okay yeah and so we have been coming with the horse to Prichipato and I said to the horse please knee down the horse said to me yes and so the horse like this with one foot was knee down and with the other foot like this and on the back the first up the neck was sitting Pachit Bado then Shambhirkin and then me we had been sitting on this pony all three and I said to the pony come on ride to the first hospital in France and it was calipating on the beach faster faster faster faster and suddenly I heard a it was tragical because the foot of the foot of the horse broke and Prashit Bado and Champyur King and the horse full with the faces in the sand and so they had been sticking in the sand and I tried to pull them out of the sand but no chance they died but I remember that I had a defibrillator course for Usui Nostra and so it took out of my back pocket a very small defibrillator it was a lip defibrillator so this defibrillator you put on the lips And then you... We're heavy, really heavy, yeah? And they got reanimated. So, what you see now, Bursit Badot would not live anymore. And Jean-Bergin also. Yeah, but I don't care about this. I'm a very healthy person. Let's say this. So, and for the last song for tonight Sweet Caroline Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, now, now While some lovers are the same Both in need Like whiskey and like champagne Gotta take me, baby, gotta take me through the night Gotta take me, baby, gotta take me, baby Gotta take me through the night While some lovers both in need One is wild The other one is so sweet My heart is sold, my heart is sold in first of you I can't decide, I can't decide what to show, what shall I do? Hey baby, you gotta take me through the night, you gotta take me baby, you gotta take me baby, take me through the night You gotta take me, baby, gotta take me, baby Take me through the night This night is yours You can't believe But for tomorrow There are no guarantees Gotta take me, baby, gotta take me through the night Gotta take me, baby, gotta take me, baby Take me through the night Gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night This night is yours, you can't believe But for tomorrow, there are no guarantees Tease, tease, T, T, T T's T's Thank you ladies and gentlemen It was a great great pleasure for me to celebrate with you my lovely my lovely couplet cou-pe, cou-pe Martin and Elisa. I hope if you need any help in your life one time, you got my number, you got my number, you can call me. So ladies and gentlemen, goodbye. So ladies and gentlemen, goodbye. A last song for, you wanna dance for one song? A last song for dancing. Pata Pata is the name of the dance we do in Johannesburg way. And everybody starts to move as soon as Patapata begins to play. I'm going to sing a song called, Yeah, yeah, bada, bada, bada, yeah Yeah, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada Yeah, bada, bada, bada A-saka, bada, bada B-t-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Even down in Johannesburg way Everybody starts to shake and to fade away Friday is your last chance to dance Until the next week is coming around the corner You will accelerate, you will celebrate With pata pata Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! 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