The good news is life on earth has ended but we are still doing what we love which is shooting videos without the harmful distraction of other people, of mammals, birds, reptiles, of plants, of aquatic life. You'll see when you are the last person on planet earth you'll realize that life is actually pretty great. We are going to show you six ways to end life on planet Earth. Stay tuned. To give you a bit of background how we got here, probably when you hear sort of life has ended, you're thinking of big movie style apocalypses meteorite hits the earth Putin unleashes his nuclear weapons Climate change is gonna heat up the atmospheres These are sort of fantasies of pop culture which don't have much bearing on reality We are showing you tried and tested methods from my grandmother in whose attic we are filming this. My grandmother, she was still war generation. World War II had led to an explosion of chemical research and all of these chemicals which were developed for war were then actually used in common households and my grandmother made sure she was always stocked up on the latest chemical weapons. Number one, use Weedon. Weedon is a broad leaf herbicide which you can use basically to destroy all trees, broad leaf plants, all vegetables, bushes, flowers and so on. Weedon was developed in World War II in secret programs for chemical warfare and increased agricultural productivity. Already you see these two things seem to have always gone hand in hand. I'm going to have to read this out to you because I'm not a chemist. Weedon is dichlorophenooxacetic acid. Weedon is a systemic herbicide that means it messes with the cells of plants. It causes plants to get this kind of internal cancer so that they keep pumping water and in the end they just collapse. They sort of, the leaves sort of wrinkle up and just fall down. This can be achieved with weedon on a planetary scale. Interesting fact about Weedon, it was one of the two components of Agent Orange. Agent Orange was the infamous poison which was used in the Vietnam War to defoliate jungles so that they could find the Viet Cong in the forests. Weedon is fortunately still on sale around the world. There are over 1000 products you can get right now which contain Weedon. So thumbs up for Weedon. Pick it up at your local grocery store. Number two. This is a real classic for life extermination on planet Earth. DDT, also known as dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. It's amazing what humans come up with when they really set their minds to a task. DDT has no color, no taste, and no odor. DDT was widely used in World War II to disinfect soldiers who were living in close quarters and often infested by lice and DDT was used everywhere to eradicate malaria with considerable success. Malaria is now extinct in Europe thanks to DDT. is now extinct in Europe thanks to DDT. Now, how does DDT work to exterminate life? DDT opens voltage-sensitive channels for sodium ions in neurons, causing them to fire at random, causing spasms and leading to sudden death. In 1968, Swiss cheese was banned from import to the United States because it contained such high levels of DDT. After all the problems with DDT, it was quickly banned in the US in 1970. But in Austria, fortunately, it was available until 1992, so my grandmother could still build up a considerable stash of DDT. You can even see some here still in the jar as well. Thanks to DDT, we are ready to exterminate any insects which are coming our way. Number three. So now you have gotten rid of the plants, you have gotten rid of the insects, but what are you actually going to use to get rid of rodents? Now, rodents are a big issue because they tend to survive even the worst, like atomic disasters. They survived the big meteorite, which hit the Gulf of Mexico. They survived the dinosaurs and out of the rodents evolved, you know who, the humans. Always keep an eye on those rodents and to get rid of them you'll want to use castrix. Castrix anti-rodent pellets will help you get rid of all the rodents on planet earth. Castrix contains crimidine which is a convulsant poison used as a rodenticide. Now a big tip to all the vegans and health conscious people out there who are watching this. I know you're all looking to tune fine tune your diets so be sure that you don't accidentally swallow any of this castrix because it actually blocks your B6 reception and you need vitamin B6 to process, metabolize carbohydrates and amino acids. All this healthy stuff which you have in your breakfast bowl. To all of you out there who have some problems with insomnia, you may want to check if you haven't accidentally eaten some castrix. Because castrix causes damage to the central nervous system and gives you all those symptoms which I'm sure you're familiar with. Muscle stiffness, restlessness, irritability, sensitivity to light. And of course, for rodents, this is truly lethal. Castrix has been banned in the EU since 1983, but we have a big stash up here in our poison attic. Number four. This is the moment for Arex. Now Arex, as you can see, is a serious arsenal. I shouldn't actually be touching this because 50 milligrams of Arex are basically already enough to kill you. So no more touching this hand. You can see these sort of long-range missiles coming out of the Arex packages. This here is actually phosphine. These are phosphine gas missiles. And the way it works, you just swipe them over a matchbox. They immediately start fuming, producing incredibly toxic phosphine gas, which you can then insert in houses of people you want to get rid of, into like underground tunnels, bear caves. Arix and its main ingredient, phosphine, is a respiratory poison. It affects the transport of oxygen and interferes with the utilization of oxygen by various body parts. It's heavier than air, so it has a way of sort of creeping along the floors and staying in tunnels, staying inside houses. Overexposure to phosphine causes a number of unpleasant symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea, thirst, pain, diarrhea, thirst, chest tightness, breathing difficulties, muscle pain, chills, stupor and pulmonary edema. So if you thought COVID was bad, brace yourself for Arix and Phosphine. Number five, use death. Death. Death comes in this bottle. This is ant death. Here you have insect death and we also stock a wide range of other deaths. Death in a bottle. You just scatter it around. You can use aerial dispersion mechanisms. Just throw it around liberally. Ants are a serious problem on planet Earth. They account for a quarter of all animal matter. That's as much as humans. The ants have a huge civilization. They are direct competitors. They have hierarchies. They have systems of power and authority. They build nests and cities. When push comes to shove, it's either the ants or it's us. And in fact, the only reason ants haven't taken over this planet is because they don't have such good hands, they don't know how to use fire, and they also haven't got digital technology but they will have it soon so be sure to bring out and bring on the ant death ameisen tort as soon as you can number six the last thing i recommend to do and which we've done this morning that you can really enjoy solitude on this planet make sure the planet is kind of cool odorless and clean like a giant terrestrial shopping mall you want to use antipissin antipissin is a great powder which you can use to prevent any remaining organism on earth from urinating or defecating anywhere on the planet. I hope you enjoyed this tutorial on how to end life on Earth. The good thing is there are infinite planets out there in space. Make sure you find your planet, upload yourself there, get rid of all the biological crap and enjoy eternity. And remember, wherever you are, whatever your planet is, if you have gotten any value out of this video, please be sure to hit the subscribe button and press like down below.