Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Ooh! Mmm! Ah! Mmm! The delicious spirits. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. mm-hmm. Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, oh, hi! I didn't see you there. Oh, you just caught me in the act. Well, welcome, welcome, welcome to a very special episode of Just Gorgeous, Beauty for Dead People. Yes, come on in. Come closer. I won't bite. I won't bite, I promise. Don't you just love this season when the creaky lights are all around you and it's cold outside and you can just cozy up in bed reading a little book? I love it. And this is exactly why we're here today to bring you the story of old penny pincher baba jones the screwed it was the day before christmas an old penny pincher baba was sitting all alone at home doing what she loves doing the most, going through the books, worrying about money, when all of the sudden, her best, most beautiful friend, La Terre, comes by to spread the Christmas joy. But poor La Terre was only met with hostility by Penny Pincher Bubba, who was not having any of the Christmas joy she was bringing. What is all this? Did you actually spend money on that? Well, yes. It's Christmas, girl. Time to get our annual Cree Cree party going. This is all nothing for Hamburg. How can I get into the Christmas mood and spirit when our finances look so terribly bad? La Terre was deeply hurt by her friend's mean-spirited words. But still, she brought a gift and thought this will lift out all Penny Pinscher Bubba's mood. But no. We cannot afford this. We cannot afford presents. And we cannot afford a Christmas party like this this year. You better leave and get ready as we will have to work tomorrow. But tomorrow is Grigri Day. Oh, how terrible to be treated like this and by someone who's supposed to be your friend. Oh, poor little Aterre. She's so little and tiny. After throwing her own friend out of the house, old Penny Pincher Bubba really had nothing better to do than just to fall asleep over her boring calculations. In her dreams, Baba was visited by a spooky ghost that warned her that this night three spirits would come and visit her. spirits would come and visit her. But when Miss Pennypincher woke up again, surrounded by darkness, the neighboring church struck the full cultus. I shouldn't have had that full bag of Doritos before going to bed. Oh! And so they went. Yes, yes, they did. The ghost and patty pincher Bubba across the hall to a door at the back of the house. The door opened right in front of them, disclosing a long and melancholic room. Oh, and yes, of course, they did not dare to enter. The ghost handed Bubba an iPad where they could watch the first ever Christmas La Terre and Bubba Penny Pincher Jones spent Merry Christmas, my dear. Girl, I can't believe you had to stay in the salon till this hour on Christmas Eve. That is not okay. Yes, I know. This old snitch Jenny G makes me slave away all day, always being on my ass about raking in more money and selling expensive shampoo to the customers. Yes, I know. I mean, I was lucky I only had to work this morning doing Miss Jenny Jesus' niece's makeup. But I think Miss Jenny isn't planning to pay me for that. So... But, La Terre, you know what? I have a special present for you. A special present? So the key, yes, the key you see was the key to Bubba's and Laterre's new business venture. Sick of being made to do what their boss, Jenny G., wanted of them, making them do unpaid hours, making them slay away for minimum wages, Baba decided to take matters into her own hands. Yes, she did. And rented a place to make their own business, free of controlling bosses that steal your wages. This is to our own business, to never being abused like this again, to never being poor again, and to being our own bosses and wealth to come our way. But if you think now that this warmed Miss Pennypincher's cold, cold heart, well, my dear, then you're awfully mistaken. But don't you worry, mm-mm, because there was another ghost to knock on Penny Pinscher's door. The ghost of the present Kreek re-came. Ah, yes, with yet another iPad, showing her, well, the present. La Terre, all sad, slaying away on Christmas Eve as old pinch Penny Baba told her to do. She gently weeps as she looks over to the present she wanted to bring to Baba. She moves over, unwraps it. Oh, it's a framed picture of La Terre and Baba at their new business. Mm-hmm. This slowly thawed Penny Pincher Jr.'s the third heart. Baba told the ghost, I see it now. Please, she pleaded, please. I do not need to see anymore. But that was too late. The ghost of the future arrived. Hmm. So the future, well, looks dark for Bubblepenny Pinscher Matthews. The ghost of the future came to tell her that her good friend and business partner, Gorgeous Latere, parted from her. Because she could not take the abuse anymore. So the ghost of the future shows Baba a sad, sad person with a cloth draped over themselves, sitting in darkness. sitting in darkness, sorrowful, shivering and whimpering. Baba's heart aches when she thinks about how this is what it came to. This is what she did to her good friend, La Terre. But then, in a twist of fate, the lights go on, and much to Baba Pennyventure's surprise, it is herself, not her friend, who is sitting there all alone in the cold under the blanket. So you see, what happened was, after parting with her good friend, gorgeous La Terre, Baba totally lost it. Unwilling to spend any money on anything, the business crumbled like a cookie. Baba tried to only hire unpaid interns from that moment on, but of course, none of them did their job well. And none of them stayed longer than a few days. and none of them stayed longer than a few days. Turns out, being verbally abused while not being compensated for your time is not very popular. And as if it was all just a dream, Penny Pinscher Bubba awakens. She checks her phone for the time and sees it's not too late. It's still Christmas time. So Baba rushed over to her friend's place, bringing La Teria a special gift, allowing her friend to stay home on Christmas Day and to have all the kit and lights one needs to celebrate a beautiful Christmas party. So my dears, this was the story of old Baba Pinscher Matthew Jones Jr. III, who learned that in order to not end up homeless and poor, you'd rather treat your friends and employees with respect and some sympathy. Yes. Oh, look who came back. Empathy. Yes. Oh, look who came back. Now, Tara, what are you doing? Could you come back to work? Well, okay. Anyways, have a merry Cree Cree. And not the Jesus-y kind. Tis the season. Okay. Yes, bitch, I'm coming. I was just taking a little break. Okay. you