🎵 🎵 They have no clue, their customers are dead 🎵 🎵 They are just gorgeous 🎵 🎵 From beautician to mortician 🎵 🎵 Was it the right decision? From beautician To mortician They are just gorgeous Just gorgeous You know you gotta hurry, right? You know it's in like two hours, you know that. I can hear you perfectly fine. But you cannot......brush me! This must be perfect! Can you tell me that you're almost done, please? Relax! We have enough time! Stop being so ridiculous! Right, Gail? There's enough time for this? You know they're gonna pick up the corpse soon? You need to chill. By the time they come pick up this corpse, it's gonna be the most beautiful work of art I've ever made on a dead body. You will see, you will see. It's my best work yet. I swear, if this is not ready in two hours, I'm gonna kill you. Sis, go chill. It's gonna be done, I promise. I can't believe this. Where is she? Where is my wife, her brother? Um, welcome to Tittler's Gatjes Beauty for the People Funeral Home. Can I help you? Where is she? Where is my wife? I need to see her. Now! You must be the widow, I guess? Yes, of course I am! Who do you think I am? I'm so sorry for your life. Do not touch me! I have not allowed you to touch me ever. I need to see my wife now! He's in the back. She's in the back! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! What have you done? What have you done? Excuse me? Who is this? Oh my god! My darling, her murder! What have you done to her? Excuse me? Who the fuck? What have you done? Who the hell are you? Who are you? Who am I? Oh my god! This is not how she looked like. I know, she looked a hundred times better. Excuse me! I seem like there is some... Do not touch me! I told you before, do not touch me! Do not touch me. Oh my god, touch me. Listen, ma'am, you little sad person! Oh my god, little? I am not little! I am rich and I'm paying you to do this! You're right, you're right. My bad! Oh my god, Alex! Oh my god! Oh my god, this is not how she looked like! What do you think she was? A circus clown or something? Well, I mean, judging by this behavior though... Oh my god. This is so rude. I can show you a picture of what you really look like and then you can maybe find out. I mean, look at this. Look how beautiful you are. Was this picture taken at the time of death? Oh my god. The audacity! Did you hear that? Give the phone back! Oh my god! Okay, this is bad! Listen, we should come down. We cannot fix this. We have two hours. We can change everything. We can fix it. We can make her look like a baby girl. The funeral is in two hours. I know. Two hours. I know. Oh my god. I am leaving now. The funeral is in two hours! I know! I know! Oh my god! I am leaving now! And if it's not done, I am gonna sue you, I'm gonna ruin you, I'm gonna burn this town! Oh my god! And by the way, there's a creepy person in the back, so... I'm leaving! Did you mean the intern? It's just Gero, what a sad person. And Baba, this is exactly what we were avoiding, Baba. I know, but we need the money, I told you. So we're gonna remove all this, and we're gonna cash in, and then we forget about this, okay? Now that you're mentioning the cash, I guess we can't take all this shit off. Did you fix her? Let me see her! Okay, wow. Girl, you need to relax. Come over here. It's all good. Oh, my God. What did you do? What do you mean, what did I do? I did exactly what you told me to. She looks dead. Well, sis, of course. She has passed away, you know. I know that, you told me to! She looks dead! Well sis, of course! She has passed away, you know! I know that, you little prick! Hey! Maybe I can help you in some way, maybe we can talk about this. Oh, shut up! You didn't do anything! But it is exactly what you showed us on the picture. She looks beautiful, no? She looks like, no? She looks like a corpse. Okay, lady. It's not our fault your deceased wife looked like that. You were the one that gave us the picture. It is not our fault that she looks deceased. We will fix it. We will fix it. My baby. Don't worry. Ten minutes. Ten minutes. I already paid you so much money to do this for the embalming and the styling. And now another ten minutes? On the day of the funeral? But this time it will be perfect. I promise. We can fix it. I promise. If this is not ready in ten minutes, I will ruin your business and your whole lives. I'll be ready. It will be fine. It will be beautiful. It will be like... We'll whole lives. I'll be ready. It will be, it will be fun. It will be beautiful. It will be like... We'll do it. We'll do it. Ten minutes. Mm-hmm. I promise it will be perfect. Girl. He looks exactly like in the picture. Exactly. Plus, if she really did leave her all that fortune, why wouldn't you get like a fancy-ass mortician? You gotta ask budget queens. I mean, that's just sad. Right? Anyways, do you have any makeup? Like, you can do anything with it. Okay, this is not the time. Can we just start? Because we have 10 minutes, and if we don't do it, then we are ruined. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're right. We need to deal with the situation and get over with it as soon as possible. Okay, I don't think this is better. I mean... What do we do? I mean... What do we do? You know what we could do? We can just close the casket and get the fuck out of here before she comes back and catches us. Excuse me, what did you just say? Close the casket? Why? You know, you know, to keep it fresh. I thought this is an open casket funeral. Your mom's are never supposed to keep her fresh, right? Let me explain myself to you. Oh, hey! This is the person that will save you, too! Hey! Hey, stop! You! Stop it! Now you're coming back! You piece of... Get your hooves out of my... What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I ruined my own day! Oh my god! Stop it! What are you doing to me? Shut up, ladies. I know your wives just died, but we can talk this out. We can't talk. This is over. I'm gonna get you. Yeah! Is no one gonna help me get out of Hawaii guys? Oh my god, bitch you are not safe! You're not safe! Get her off of me! Stay out! You stay out! You know you're not safe! Haven't you done enough to me? No! Get away from me! You stay away! You ruined everything! Haven't you done enough to me? Oh my life! Oh my life! Okay. Oh my god. Bye bye! Adieu! Oh my god! I think I have eating. We need to get the fuck out of here before this bitch kills me! Oh god! Say you sti- AGH! You crazy bitch! You punched me again! Bitch! It's red! It's wrong in the wrong! I'm gonna ruin you! Security! Security! Can I get this? I'm just gonna break it. So, we didn't make any money. Yes, I know. Do you know how much it was to turn the two squatters into funeral home? A lot probably. More than that. You know how much money we actually have in our bank account? Like nothing? I wish. Even less! You know, I'm still somehow positive about today. You're positive? How? I mean actually we did a pretty good job today. What? Like, are you serious? I mean, I know what you're thinking. Maybe at the funeral we didn't do so well, but what we've done with Just Gorgeous? We should be proud of ourselves. And yes, of course, it was not our fault that that crazy bitch couldn't tell the difference between her wife and a walking corpse. But, but, girl, we're gonna make this. You sure? Yes! Just wait until you see when the ad finally hits and we're gonna be swimming in dead corpses and their money. I really hope so, La Terre. I really do hope so. Because if not, then... Then what? Well then we... we just gonna lose my money. You know the books. Come on, Mama, we've had a rough day. And this fucking bitch punched me in the face. But she really threw a hard hit on me. She's a bitch that's crazy. But the way you shoved her, that was really good. But please let there be no violence, okay? Bitch, you know she started this thing. The only thing I'm upset is those fucking beautiful flowers. We spent the whole day rearranging those bouquets. For her to just go ahead and hit me with them? And do you know how much money we lost on those flowers? How much they wear? Money again? Bitch, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna punch you in the face The boy with the perfect smile You used to be The boy with the perfect smile You used to be a Boy with the perfect smile You used to be a boy To be alone I can see your sadness getting pretty in the bite of these I can see your sadness getting pretty I can see your sadness I can see your sadness in the box that's getting pretty I can see your sadness I can see, I can see your sadness getting pretty in the backstage