🎵 Gjørens fjell Thank you. Welcome ladies and gentlemen and all the boys and the girls Tonight I'm gonna burn like some fire, like some fire Ladies and gentlemen I wanna glide away with you into the ocean Into the ocean of love Boys and the girls, boys and the girls Tonight I'm gonna burn like some fire, like some fire To touch you is my bedoeling, mijn bedoeling. Alle dames, als je van je man wil hebben liefde, van je man, van je man, van je man. Vandaag heb je de kans om in het hart van alle jongens, in het hart van je meisjes, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight I'm gonna burn, I'm gonna burn I'm gonna glide away with you Into the deepest ocean of love Tonight I'm gonna burn like some fire, like some fire To touch you is my my desire my desire to touch you is my my desire welcome ladies and gentlemen thank you thank you Thank you, thank you, you. You know, when I came in here, I had a little heart attack. But it was a pleasure for me that my heart is in the clinic, so that I didn't recognize that I had a heart attack. And, you know, the first song, sitting in the in the Royal Albert Hall and I was entertaining there. Tons, millions of people. And when I was on the stage, my stage manager came to me and said, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie. I said to him, what, what, what? You know, they made a phone call. I said, from where? From the Phoenix Theater. They want you that you should play there. And I thought to myself on the stage with my dog. This is the rest of my dog. Because he exploded on the stage of the Royal Albert Hall. And I was standing there and I said to the people, ladies and gentlemen, please behave yourself. I've got to get away from here to the Phoenix Theatre. But tomorrow in the morning I will be back and I will continue my entertaining here. So just rest one night here at the Royal Albert Hall, drink some tea or vodka or the fuck what you want. I will come tomorrow night and I will entertain you. And I was jumping out of the Royal Albert Hall into a taxi. And with the taxi to my golden helicopter, it was a little bit of trouble because this helicopter is full out made out of gold. And it's really heavy. You know, it was lasting i think three four hours that the helicopter got in the air and i was uh i was running through my helicopter at the end of my helicopter at the whirlpool i was sitting there and my girl eliza minnelli before she married me she was called husqvarna. She had an A-machine in a brick in Austria. And I was sitting with her at the end of my whirlpool in the helicopter, and I said to Husqvarna, Liza, Liza, Liza, tonight I'm going to play at the Phoenix. It will be tremendous. And she said to me, Georgorgie georgie you're such a gorgeous guy i'm on the way with you but i will jump up at the lodge of our helicopter to a little bit to celebrate and to inhalate the air and she was jumping on the helicopter at our lounge but she did not really she did not recognize and it was a little bit a fault of the construction of the helicopter because the helicopter started and she was sitting there and one one moment the helicopter cutted her head and she was stepping in from the launch of our helicopter down at the whirlpool with the other side of the head in her hand and she was jumping in the whirlpool and said, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, there is a construction fault at our helicopter. And I said to her, Liza, step out of the pool with your blood in your fingers. There are some sharks in our pool. You will, you know, you will get killed if you don't step. And I could not say the end of the sentence. And I could not say the end of the sentence. I raced her up out of the water. And we've been flying with our helicopter. How do you say here? Uka-hey. Or Oka-hey. Oka-uka. I don't know the Kleineck here. And now she's laying in the Kleineck. And for me it was a sad moment. Because at the stage of the Royal Albert Hall I lost my dog but he's here with me laying down there and I really give appreciation to him, baby, baby you were with me till the end of my life, my pretty boy and you know and now who's corner, L, is laying in the clinic. And so, on the way from the helicopter, because we landed on the roof at the Phoenix Theater, they especially built a landing place for us. But we brought through because the helicopter was golden. And the backside of the Phoenixoenix theater is completely destroyed now but no problem i've got that much money it doesn't it doesn't count me and so uh but on the way from the backside to the phoenix theater to here on the stage i wrote the song for my for my lady for liza and uh because my mind my heart is with her. And this is the first song is dedicated to Liza. The sky's grey, it's another rainy day Just walking on the streets Like one million other fields They seem to be alone Everybody on his own Yes, but then I raised my worried head And what I see there She had shiny red, red hair and big blue eyes She was the most And big blue eyes She was the most Cutest girl I ever Recognized We were hands holding Kissing and shaking Loving and dancing Fun making Kissing and shaking, loving and dancing, fun making. She had red, red hair and big blue eyes. Babalua, hey, Babalua, hey. Babalua, hey, Babalua, hey. Babalua, hey, Babalua, hey Babalua, hey, Babalua, hey She was the most precious stone She was the most gorgeous I know Babalua, hey, Babalua, hey Babaluahey Babaluahey Babaluahey Babaluahey We went to New York and down to L.A. Down to Rio and Tampa Bay We went to Hawaii and got married In a single day Pa'alu'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u day. Babalua me ahay. Babalua me ahay. We got singled. Singled on a married day. Babalua ahay. Babalua ahay. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You know, tonight I'm here just to tell you some things about some famous people. And these stories really had been true. I really can't tell you. You know, the next story is a short story about a friend of mine. About, I don't tell the name now, I will tell the name later. You know, I was emigrating in the 50s, I was emigrating from Brasilia to Novo Zibirsk. I had a bit of a temperature shock, you can imagine. And when I was in Novosibirsk I thought to myself what the hell, what shall I do here? And my wife Liza said Georgie, let's rest down here in Novosibirsk we can make a family and everything and I said dude, what the fuck I don't have any money to build a house or something like this and she said to me, let's build an igloo. And so we had in the 50s, we were the first people who built an igloo. And so we built the Noblesse Bierskneiglo. And we have been sitting at the fireside on Christmas. And we have been watching in the fire. And I said to Liza, Liza, Liza, you know, I really, I really love you, I really adore you, and if you wouldn't be by, and then I wanted to say anything, but then I heard a knock, like a knock, a knock, a knock, and I said to Liza, what the fuck, it's Christmas, who is disturbing us, and Liza said, yeah, take a look, man, and I was walking back from the igloo to the front of the door of the igloo. It was two days. We had a very big, big igloo. And I was standing at the door and I heard this knock, knock, knock. And I said, what the fuck? Who is disturbing us on Christmas? And from outside I heard a voice. Trotsy, Trotsy. I said, who the fuck? Who are you? It's me, Mick. I said, Mick Jagger, what are you doing at Christmas here, and I was opening the door, and Mick Jagger was standing naked in front of the igloo in Novosibirsk, and I said to him, what the fuck are you doing here at Christmas in front of the igloo, and he said to me, Tolti, Tolti, I can get some satisfaction. And I said to him, How you want to become satisfaction? Yeah, I tried everything. Now I put a cat in my mouth under the lip, so I tried with a cat under my mouth to get some satisfaction. And I said to him, What, are you completely crazy, man? I will show you how to get some satisfaction and then I was running away two days again through the igloo and in between in the igloo it's on the halfway from Moscow to Novosibirsk I had some tea and coffee and after these two three days with a break i entered the room with liza and i said to liza liza where's our press loft hammer here you say in austria and she said to me behind the chimney and i took the hammer was walking again back at the door of our ego and i said to mick jagger mick concentrate I will bring you some satisfaction and Mick was standing with a cat in his mouth there and with a prattled hammer I was knocking in the in the middle of his face so that the cat fell out of his out of his mouth and he had these swollen lips yeah and these swollen lips I made to mick jagger they really made him famous you know and uh and uh but afterwards uh i i was betting nick to mick to come in to celebrate with us christmas and i wrote a song for him maybe maybe this song is about the satisfaction of this moment when he became the hammer in his face and ladies and gentlemen please on the on the on the piano on the piano is sitting a man you know he is really beautiful and uh i will tell his name afterwards but you can give a small tiny applause as an invitation to play for him I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no real attraction But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try I can't get no, I can't get no When I'm driving in my car And I'm turning on the radio All I hear is information, information more and more But I want to dance and I want to groove I want to kiss all the ladies cause I'm feeling so smooth I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no real ataxia But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try I can't get no I can't get no I can't get no I can't get no I can't get no Thank you ladies and gentlemen applause applause applause applause applause Yes maybe maybe you you know an old friend of mine he's called james and you know before he's really first breaking through thing i really i really wished him sometimes and he was completely, completely despaired. He was away from this world. And I said to James, James, it was at the beginning of the 60s. I said to him, James, you have to do anything. You're just running around here. You're completely full of desperation. What are you doing here? And he said to me, Georgie, I've just one solution. And I said to him, what's the solution, James? Yes, you know, in Nepal, the Yeti. Yes, I know the Yeti in Nepal. I saw a picture of him in the newspaper. And he said to me, you know, these people in Naples, they want also to make this thing, the Yeti popular, that they get money. People are coming and people are visiting the Kilimanjaro. Not the Kilimanjaro, I said to him. But he said to me, no, George, that's true. You said it, the Kilimanjaro. I will work as a Yeti on the Kilimanjaro. And I said to him, James, James, what the hell? No, he said, that's my only thing. I've got anything to eat. I don't have anything to drink. I even don't have a woman. I have nothing, Georgie. And I said to him, yeah, you can do it. Because the people from Nepal, they want to make a franchise with the Yeti to put on every mountain on every important mountain they put the Yeti so the people are coming there and there they earn some money yeah that's a good idea I said to James but what's your role I will be one of these Yetis on the Kilimanjaro and he's been working now since weeks and years on the Kilimanjaro as a yeti. And I thought to myself, I didn't hear anything from James. So I have to visit him. And I was walking up the Kilimanjaro and I had these ideas. James, you know, nobody did know him before 1962, before the first film came out where James was hunting Dr. No, maybe you know this, maybe you know this film, and so I said to him, James Bond, James Bond, what is he doing as a fucking, as a fucking yeti on the Kilimanjaro, and I was walking up the Kilimanjaro, and then I saw James on a rock standing there. He was completely naked. He was standing there, and he was gasping for air, like... I thought to myself, what the fuck is up with James Bond? And I said to him, I tried to clap him. I said, James, James what what the fuck what's up with you and he was standing here with paralyzing his eyes in front of him and gasping like air and I could not take him out of the situation so I had an idea I was climbing into the gasping nose of James James Bond I was climbing through the nails up to his brain. And in his memories, I found the picture of Bo Derek. Maybe you know Bo Derek. She was the first nearly naked woman on a horse in television. And I found this picture in the memory of him. And I thought to myself, that's the solution. I've got to bring him back, Bo Derek, that he can relax and get out of his paralyzed completely obsession and I was climbing down the nose jumping out I was running to through Cape Town I was running through Ghana Nigeria then on the other side to Venezuela and from Venezuela down at the Copacabana. And at the Copacabana, I saw her. There was riding Bo Derek naked on a horse with 10,000 other white horses. I was sitting at the Copacabana and thought to myself, what the fuck, now I know why he's so paralyzed. I really started to breathe, to breathe, and my eyes opened. And then I thought to myself, how can I focus Bo Derek on me? I want to come in a relation. And then I had an idea. I took a waveboard, and I was gliding out the ocean to impress Bo Derek on the beach. I was looking back, and I saw, oh, she's nearly interested. I was gliding out on the ocean, really sexy. Not really, a little bit, not so sexy, but although a little bit sexy, was gliding out of the ocean. And I turned back and I saw, she's interested. And then I turned around and in front of me, there was coming a wave, 60, 70, 80 feet high. And I thought to myself, no, Georgie, I don't want to die. I want to make children with Bo Derek. I really have to. Oh, please, the wave, don't. And suddenly the wave stopped in front of me and I turned around on the on the ocean on the waveboard and thought to myself am I Jesus or what and the wave said to me no you're not Jesus you're Georgie Gold and the wave guided me like a small baby on this wave i was guided home on the beach but beau derrick was away she was not here anymore and all these ten thousand dollar white horses also not and i was i really got in a deep depression and i was sitting on the beach there and I thought to myself how can I get rid of this depression so I wrote a song about this about this situation with the Bauderica and so please the man on the piano I will sing the song now Oh, when the day goes by When the night is coming in Remember your face Remember your face Remember your skin Every minute, minute of day Every hour, hour of day ZANG EN MUZIEK This dance is waiting, oh this dance is near I am watching, watching, watching But Bo is not here Never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love Every moment Seems so far away This dance is waiting Oh, this dance is still I am watching, watching, watching But Bo is not here. Never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love Never my love, never my love I was sitting on the beach of the Copacabana, and I was staring at the sun in my head, but the real tragical thing was, there was a rider in Bo Derek with his 10,000 white horses, and you can imagine it was like hell, because there were lying all these people catching the sun at the Copacabana, and Bo Derek with 10,000 horses riding all over the beach over those people, you know what a massacre was there, it was a mess like hell, there was just blood, bones, flesh, broken bones, broken heads and everything, and I said to myself, what the fuck, we have to clean up the beach of the Copacabana of all these dead bodies and things like this and then I had an idea I was collecting all the the how you say the the the the counts I think in Austria say the darms, I was collecting all this flesh and this blood and then I had an idea. I saw these culls there, a darm, and I thought to myself, we can, oh we can make something. And I was putting all the flesh in this darm inside and then I was sitting and I said to myself, Oh, this looks like a sausage. We can put this sausage in maybe some bread. And so I was discovering I found the Bosner. So I was sitting at the Copacabana. I was eating a Bosner. I was looking left and right, all this blood everywhere. But we used it, you know, we did not throw it away or something like this. We had been very, very climatic at this time also. And so I've been eating this bozner, sitting in the sun. And suddenly when I was sitting in the sun, I heard this noise. I heard these voices like, Here comes the sun. Here comes the sun. And I say, it's all right. And I was sitting in the sun, heard these voices. And then those four guys came to me and I said, Well, beautiful. The song you had been singing. I never had heard such beautiful voices. What are you doing here? And they said to me, yes, Georgie, Georgie, you know, we know that we have beautiful voices, but we don't have any money to buy us some instruments to get famous. Can you help us, Georgie? And I thought to myself what the fuck how can I help those four poor guys to get really really successful and then I had an idea I said to them you're walking through through Rio de Janeiro and you are collecting as much candles as you can and those four guys over the over days and month they had been collecting these candles and they said to me but georgie what are you doing with all these candles and i said to them i've got an idea i will show you and i was eating over one two three weeks all these candles so that I became a wax sculpture. And I put myself on a dress from Elvis Presley. And I was standing as a wax sculpture in Madame Tussauds wax figure cabinet in London. And all these people who came in paid a lot of money to see the wax sculpture of Elvis Presley. And I, after two years as a wax sculptor in Madame Tussauds, I went back to Rio de Janeiro and the four guys had also had already again sitting here and I said here you got the money now you can can buy some instruments. And here comes the... You know who had been this, you know? And with the money I collected, I could then buy some instruments so they can get really, really successful. Yes, but you know, I tell these stories. I don't... It's the real truth of these things, how the people became famous. But now, for me, I don't want to put some fame on me. I'm just here to tell some true stories. And it's always, it was always a pleasure for me to... It was all for me. It was for me. That's my new heart I got implanted sometimes it's a reaction of it and you know I'm always a very helpful helpful guy and so all these four guys was a dedication for me and before the first guest for tonight will come on this stage, I will sing a small song. Maybe you know this song from the Copa Copana. Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down like that She did merengue and cooked the cha-cha She always tried to be a star While Tony turned his bar across the crowded floor From eight till four, they had each other What did they want more? And the Copa, Copa, Copana The hardest spot of all, and a And the Copa, Copa, Copana Music is fashion and always a passion at the Copa They fell in love there They fell in love there His name was Rico He wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair and saw Lola dancing there When she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far and Tony smashed upon the bar And the fist they flew into the faces of Who it was At the Copa, Copa Cobana The hottest spot of Havana Copa, Copa Cobana Music is fashion, always a passion at the Copa And now ladies and gentlemen, a little solo. Kjell Kjell Her name was Lola She was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down like that She did merengue And killed the judge She always tried to be a star While Tony tended bar Across the crowded floor From eight till four They had each other What did they want more Than the Copa Copa Cobana Music is always a thing, yeah At the Copa Copa Cobana Music is fashion Always a passion at the Copa They fell in love They fell, they fell in love, they fell, they fell in love. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you. I got the heart attack again. Hey, can you bring the doctor please? Ladies and gentlemen for tonight for the first guest we have here it's a One of the most special guests I ever had in my shows He's coming directly from New York City and he and he's one of the best I would say the most gorgeous most gorgeous saxophone players on this planet. Please give a heartily heartily welcome to John Coltrane. Nettos I'm going to make a Thank you. Thank you for watching! 1 tbsps of butter 1 tbsps of flour 1 tbsps of baking powder 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda 1 tbsps of baking soda Thank you. um Thank you.. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the greatest all-time favorite, the greatest jazz saxophonist, ladies and gentlemen. Please give, all-time favorite, the greatest, jazz saxophonist, ladies and gentlemen. Please give a big, big hand. Thank you, John Coltrane, that you've been here. A big hand to John Coltrane! You know, in the 1970s, I was emigrating. I was emigrating from New York City to Hong Kong. And from Hong Kong to the Bahamas, yeah? And from the Bahamas to Kitzbühel. And I stood in Kitzbühel and I thought to myself, I got to buy myself a ship to glide out on the ocean. But then I recognized there was no ocean in Kitzbühel. So I decided by myself to buy a rocket to fly to the moon. But there was no moon in Kitzbühel. So I decided by myself to buy some skis. To glide down the Oost. To glide down the Harnenkamp, the Strife. And I bought myself some skis. And I was gliding down the Harnenkamp. So that even the Strife, the Harnenkamp said to me, Georgie, we've never been ridden by such a gorgeous person like you. And I was looking up the hill. And there was another person gliding down the hill. She had the same haircut like me. It was Mireille Mathieu. And she was gliding down, and I was shouting out, Mireille! Mireille! And Mireille was also shaking with her hands down. And then I recognized, I said to Mirelle, I was shouting out, Mirelle, behind you there's coming an avalanche, a lavina. And Mirelle Mathieu said, Hi Georgie, you funny joke. She could not say jokes anymore. She was completely covered by the avalanche. I tried to, one hand was standing out of the snow and I tried to pull one hand was standing out of the snow and I tried to pull her out but no chance. There was coming a skido, a Pista Raupe and took away the hand of Mirel Mathieu. And I said to Mirel don't suffer, don't hesitate because I know a story. There's a guy, Franz Klammer, he was gliding down the strife and he did not recognize there was a guy, Franz Klammer, he was gliding down the Strive and he did not recognize there was a buffalo searching for truffle and with his horns Franz Klammer, with his skis, Franz Klammer in the middle of the horns of the buffalo. So that Franz Klammer lost one of his bones. And I said to Mireille, Mireille you and Franz you are two inval. But the world is up for you. You can marry. pain of the marriage if you want he was a marriage my baby love it was a marriage if you are sad dad dad dad dad dad he was a marriage my baby love it was a marriage, my baby love It was a marriage in pure white satin My baby, baby, baby, baby It was a marriage, my baby love It was a marriage in pure white satin of marriage in pure white satin Yes, this was a nice story about France and Mireille. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You know, all these stories about these celebrities, my life made, they made my life richer. So I really become, you know, I really became, I really became, I don't know, I felt my hair was going out. This I remember, but on the other, I don't care. But the next story is a short story about about about a girl it was in december 1963 i think you know i was walking on december of 1963 on the beach of uh on the beach of santa bay i was relaxing the sun was coming down it was on Christmas day, I really was in a good shape, I thought to myself, oh it's so amazing, planches to walk here in the south of France. and then I was looking down and I recognized there was a naked body on the beach of Saint-Tropez in December 1963 and I was looking down and then I recognized she was shouting out to me Georgie, Georgie, Georgie can you help me? I'm nearly glued on the sand and I said to her Brigitte, Brigitte Bordeaux what are you doing lying naked here in winter in Saint-Tropez on the beach? She said to me, Georgie, I've got so much pain in my stomach, all down under, I don't know. I thought I've got maybe an infected bladder, a blow infection or something like this, you say, and I asked her. And I thought to myself, i've got to rescue her and i took some i took some warm tea and she had to drink the tea so that the so that the ice got melted and she could away she could away get from the frozen sand and i said to i said to to prashit prashit prashit i think we gotta to go to a hospital to be sure that you don't have an infected bladder. I said to her, over there, there's standing a white chicken. With this white chicken, we can, we jump on it and the white chicken will bring us to the hospital. And we've been jumping on the white chicken. It was a chicken like this. And the chicken was running from Saint-Tropez to New York City, to Oklahoma, to Philadelphia, and from Philadelphia to Los Trujos de Gandos, a small town somewhere. And I said to the chicken, we want to go in a hospital. And the chicken was bringing up into a hospital, into a hospital, into a hospital of Saint-Tropez. And you know, and I thought to myself, maybe this chicken was riding so hard, so really tough and so fast that I even got myself caught in an infected bladder. And we have been laying, we have been laying in a hospital in Santo Bay in the bed. Now comes the story. Es war Nacht, Schweiß an Schweiß. Wir lagen im Krankenbett zu Nizza, Prischit und ich. Wir hatten tagelang nichts gegessen, nur den Schweiß voneinander geschleckt. Wir hatten nur uns Fleisch an Fleisch. Meine Zunge wanderte über die nackte Haut von Brigitte. Ich inhalierte ihren Duft. Voller Euphorie riss ich meine Infusionen aus den Adern. Das Blut spritzte. Ich küßte Brigitte. Ich schlägte mein eigenes Spr spritze de splouf o de raot. Oh! Etreu d'le viz, oui, oui, La kant de la ceste, oui, Le bretouill, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, A tante le fec, Je cherch ma pardon, Etreu d' de la vue de la cause Deux chevaux de chevaux Entre deux rires Chouard de cheveuse Chouard Bitte bleib bei mir, diese Nacht treibt uns voran Ingabe ist unser ganzer Glanz Wir haben nur uns Vollkommene Reinheit dieser Moment Sehnsucht durchdringt die Herzen fern Alles sich seiner selbst überlassen Deux joie, deux veut je rien, entre deux rien, je veut je rien. De zwaarde, je veut je rien, entre deux rien, je veut je rien. Ich schlug mich wieder nackt zu Brigittes Bett. Ich streckte ihr meinen nackten Fuß entgegen. Sie packte meinen nackten Fuß und lutschte und saugte an meinem Zeh. Ich hatte zum damaligen Zeitpunkt einen Fußpilz. Doch ich erwähnte nichts. Liebe war stärker als ein profaner Schmerz. Sie lutschte und saugte an meinem Zeh, bis mein Fußpilz völlig verschwand. Si l'autre se déplace avec la branche, oui oui oui oui oui Brigitte est grande de vie, il se connait déjà Brigitte, Brigitte, cacto, le pit cacto, oui oui Deux chevaux de Gégé, entre deux, je. Je, je, de, je. Je, je, ja, entre deux, je. Brigitte is lieverdicht. Mijn erts, alles gaat duur. Yes, it's what the true story about. Appreciate it, me. You know, now comes a story which really made me confused. You know, in the 70s, I had two women. They were the nearest, the closest to me. It was Romy Snyder and Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe was my lover, and Romy Snyder and Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe was my lover and Romy Snyder was my wife. And on one day when I visited Marilyn, you know I really touched her skin. I smelled her favor. I was touching her really gently, really calm. I was looking in her eyes and I said to her Marilyn for me it's the greatest thing your body your heart your teeth everything is so perfect and I was with him laying in the bed you know and during I was saying these sentences suddenly I don't know how there come a hologram of romy snyder and i said what the fuck romy what are you doing here i tried to push it away and i recognized it was just a hologram and marilyn said to me georgie what are you doing here in the bad room you uh you are slapping me. I said, but Marilyn, I didn't want. And she said, Georgie, no, that's enough. Step away from me. You can't come back if you found when you found yourself. And she closed the door between me and her. And Marilyn was gone at this moment. And I went back home to my wife, to Romy Snyder. And I was jumping in the bed and I really touched her skin. I kissed her so gently, so gently I could kiss. And I was looking in her eyes. I was looking in her teeth, these perfect teeth. It's a little bit more perfect than from Marilyn. And I was looking at her. And I tried to kiss her. Too intimately as I can. As I could. I was going down. And then suddenly. They raised the hologram from Marilyn Monroe. And I said. I was lying on Romy. And I said. Marilyn what the fuck what are you doing step off get away and Romy started said Georgie what are you doing here you're trying to slap me I said no no Romy it wasn't a she said no no no no Georgie get away step away from me come back you can come back when you found yourself, and I really was completely filled up with desperation, I was walking on the fields of Paris, Paris didn't have so much houses at this time, so I was walking through the fields of Paris, and I was running through, I was eating and drinking, I really got fat and suddenly in the middle of Paris there was standing a guy with no hair in front of me and I said to him, what are you doing here? And he said to me, Georgie, I'm not senseless here, you found me. I said, what the hell? You know, I lost two romances, my wife and my lover. And you, I said to me, this is not something. This is selected. And he said to me, Georgie, I'm a monk. And I said to him, oh, that's great for you that you are a monk. And he said to me, what's your problem? I said to him, monk, my little monk, I've got to find myself. And the monk said to me, you come with me in my monastery. And I was walking with him in his monastery, and we've been standing there. And he said to me, to come to yourself, you should start meditating. And I said, what the hell what how how can i meditate how can i do this tell me your name and i said shit i can't tell him my name because i'm on the blacklist of the fbi interpol and everybody's searching me because i was responsible for the essence nation for the for the attentat on John F. Kennedy. And so I had to leave America. I could not tell him my name. Everybody's searching for me. And I said to him, Je suis I am Alain Delon. And he said to me, Yes, Alain. You start now meditating. You just say these sentences. I am Alain, you start now meditating. You just say these sentences. I am Alain. Je suis Alain. Ich bin Alain Delon. And I was meditating for years and years. Just saying these sentences. Je suis Alain Delon. Ich bin, I am Alain Delon. And after three years meditating this, I really became Alain Delon. And you know, Alain Delon was nobody before I became him. Yes, he was a small boy working in the butchery of his father. But when I became Alain Delon, he really got famous all over the planet. And so, now that I was Alain Delon, I wrote the song for these two very beautiful girls I love the most. For Marilyn and Romy Snyder. Are you ready? Take me, baby, gotta take me, baby, gotta take me through the night You gotta take me, baby, gotta take me, baby, gotta take me through the night Wives and lovers are the same Both you need Like whiskey and like champagne Take me, baby, gotta take me, baby, take me through the night You gotta take me, baby, gotta take me, baby, gotta take me baby, take me through the night You gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night Wives and lovers, both you need One is wild, the other one is so sweet My heart is sold, in both of you I can't decide what to share Shall I do? Shall I do? Shall I do? Take me baby, gotta take me baby Gotta take me through the night You gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night You gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night This night is yours, you can't believe But for tomorrow, there are no guarantees Take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night You gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, gotta take me through the night You gotta take me baby, gotta take me baby, take me through the night Whilst some lovers are the same Both you need Like whiskey and like champagne Champagne Champagne, Champagne! Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. You know, this is a story, maybe the figures in this story, everybody knows. It was in 1976. You know, in television, one series became really popular. Maybe you know it. It was the Muppet Show. And there was in this Muppet Show there was a lady she was called Miss Piggy maybe you know Miss Piggy and when when this show started Miss Piggy became so famous that she really could not handle it with her health and And she really all, she said to me, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, every time, every day when we make this show, Kermit the Frog is calming me and he's pimping me the whole day, Georgie. And I said to Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy, you don't have to let you treat you like this. And Miss Piggy said, but I want it. I really want it. And I said to Miss Piggy, I think we got only one solution. To really survive this magical series, what you have been rising up now, I think to get the whole power, you need a new heart, a really resistible heart. And then I had an idea. I was calling dr bernard it was the first doctor who transplanted a living heart and i said to dr bernard dr bernard we've got to make a workshop in my garage and we made a workshop for heart transplantation over three days over a weekend in my garage and we have been sitting there and after these three days i got the certification of heart transplantation and then i thought to myself but how can i get a heart for miss piggy and i i got in contact with some organ smugglers from America. And they came with a big refrigerator. And they opened the refrigerator. And in this refrigerator, there was laying a pumping heart. And I said to them, whose heart is this? Where you got this heart from? And they said to me, this is the heart of Marilyn Monroe. And I said to them, what the fuck? Now we have 1976. Marilyn Monroe died in 1962. This heart is more than 12 years old. I don't pay the whole price. And they said to me, you have to pay this price. It's a very famous heart. And if you don't pay this price,'s a very famous heart and if you don't pay this price i said i want to have a robot it's 10 years more than 10 years old they said no you pay this hard or you you are real or relieve everything so i so i bought this heart and uh i was transplanting as the first doctor. I was transplanting the first heart from a dead human into a living animal, into Miss Piggy. But I said to Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy, you know, to have a good heart and to have a strong heart, it's not only important to have an anatomical good shape in heart. You, you need love for your heart. You know what I mean? To get a really resistible heart. And she said to me, Georgie, Georgie, I know, but what shall I do? And I said to her, I will write a song for you. And every day, when you're stepping on the show for the Muppet Show, you listen to this song. You know what I mean? And Miss Piggy said, Yes, Georgie, thank you. You're a really brave man. I said, I know. But it's, you know, it's your wellness. So I wrote this song for Miss Piggy. A certain kind of life It's never, never shown on me I want my whole life to be To live with you To live with you There's a way Everybody says To live with you, there's a way Everybody said Do it each and every little thing For what good does it bring If I ain't got you If I ain't got you, if I ain't got you You don't know what it's like Baby, you don't know what it's like To love somebody, to love somebody the way I love you. In my brain, I see your face again. There ain't no frame of mind. There ain't no frame of mind You ain't got to be so blind So, so blind So, so blind I'm a man Can't you see what I am? I live and breathe for you For what good does it do If I ain't got you If I ain't got you You don't know what it's like. Baby, you don't know what it's like to love somebody, to love somebody the way I love you To love somebody, to love somebody The way I love you My dearest Miss Piggy. Thank you. Thank you. You know, in 1975, it was really a change in my life because i was living in america i didn't have anything to drink to eat no clothes and nothing and then i and then i recognized there was a commercial they were searching for soldiers for Vietnam. And I thought to myself, that's my chance. That's my chance to get a new turn in my life. And so I really, I was stepping into the army. And we came to Vietnam. We had been walking in the jungle with snakes, with ice bears and lots of wild animals. And in front of me was one, a Jaguar, was standing in front of me and said to me, Georgie, you are not a soldier. What are you doing here in Vietnam? And I said to him, what the fuck? You are talking easy. You have all this meat around you. You can eat. You have a fur. You don't need a dress or anything, but I don't have anything. What shall I do? Step away from me. And the Jaguar was stepping away from me. And I was walking through the jungle. Behind me all these other soldiers. And then I was looking in front of me. And there was raising up a small Viet Cong. And I was putting my gun on the head of this weird Kong. And suddenly this weird Kong started to sing. And now the end is near. And what I face is the final curtain. My friend, I say it clear. And I put away the gun from this weird Kong. My friend, I say it clear. And I put away the gun from this weird Kong and put the gun on my head. And I said to myself, and I said it also loud, Before I kill somebody like him, I will kill myself. And then I heard behind of me all the soldiers. They had been putting down the guns and they are starting to clap, Georgie, Georgie, you are a true soldier, you are a soldier of love. And on this moment the Vietnam War ended in 1975 and I got the Peace Nobel Prize. And with all these soldiers, we said, now we have to celebrate my Peace Nobel Prize. And we've been driving down everywhere, and at least we got stuck in South Africa. And we went into a bar called Nelson's. And we've been drinking and celebrating over days and days and over years and years. And in one morning, I started, I was waking up. I was celebrating for two and a half years. And I thought to myself, I can't celebrate anymore. But shit, I don't have money to pay the bill. What the fuck in this Nelson's bar? And I said to the owner of the bar, it was Nelson, and I said to him, you know, I don't have any money, but I can give you this golden prize, this golden sculpture, the Peace Nobel Prize. Is it okay for you? And Nelson said, yeah, that's okay for me. And so now you know how Nelson Mangela got the Peace Nobel Prize. But it was a pleasure for me to give him you know i'm really selfless to do some things like this you know and uh so i i wrote a song in south africa after celebrating these years and uh this song for the first time i was presenting this song with Miriam McCabe maybe you know her and maybe what the fuck and maybe you know this song and after this song we have a really really great guest here Pata Pata is the name of the dance We do down in Johannesburg way And everybody starts to move As soon as pata pata begins to play. Chaka-moo-ba-chaka-bag-a-the-cheat, pata-pa. Chaka-moo-ba-chaka-bag-a-the-cheat, pata-pa. Chaka-moo-ba-chaka-bag-a-the-cheat, pata-pa. Chaka-moo-ba-chaka-bag-a-the-cheat. Yeah, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama. Yeah, pata pata, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr The A-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M And the band keeps playing all night long Till the morning sun begins to shine To shine Yeah, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama Yeah, pata, pata, pata Yeah, pata, mama Yeah, mama, mama Yeah, pata, pata yeah What? Yeah, yeah, mama, mama, mama. Yeah, yeah, bada, bada. Yeah, yeah, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama. Yeah, yeah, bada, bada. Thank you ladies and gentlemen You know the next man He's not coming from America he's not coming from America. He's not coming from somewhere. He's just overall everywhere. He's a man as a man can be. With hair, shoulders, and a nose. Please, a big, big hand for me, for you. Big hand for him, Paolo Conte. Big hand, please. Yes, we don't have any more for you. Sì, non abbiamo più per te, vorrei provare un microfono giusto Abbiamo una situazione difficile in Austria Sì, non abbiamo più money Ah, lo so, da Italia Tutti i mondi, difficoltà, situazioni, tutti i giorni Ma sono molto felice che mi abbia invitato qui sono molto felice di avervi invitato qui, sono molto felice di essere qui in questo grande teatro, in questa grande città, in Applauso Pella Home. Everybody knows my song. I don't have to sing it even. But we will do it. Please, please, please do it. If it makes you, if it makes, I know that's another song. If it makes you happy, I will play it. We will play it. You start maestro. Tutto la monde. Beautiful people in the room. Beautiful people in the town, in the country, in the continent, in the world. Via, via, vieni via con me. Questo è il tempo grigio e buono al mondo, pizza margarita, pizza tonno, eh, eh, via, via, vieni via con me, mangiare, bevande, travenito all'Italia, è un bello mondo di più di cantato, eh, it's wonderful, it's so wonderful, it's so wonderful, good luck, it's wonderful, you a wonderful it's a wonderful good luck baby it's wonderful you are wonderful you are so fucking wonderful good luck my baby chips chips kelly ke wir haben die frau la florentine mir gehen wir nach europa und auch noch weiter darüber hinaus und ganz in die vergangenheit zurück denn jetzt wo ander vorlesung ander vor so ander vor gut lang Ich sehe nichts, aber es ist wundervoll. Chips, Chips. So lecker am Abendigelli. Chips, Chips, Chips, Chips. Nimm zwei, zahl drei. So wundervoll, ja. Und noch eine Strophe. Go with me. Have you ever been to Italy? I bet you do in the holidays, when you go swimming into ourissimo mare adriatico completamente sbagliato con plastico e gioia è un meraviglioso mare mare They're all eating chips, chips. It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful. Good luck, my baby. It's wonderful, it's wonderful to be with you. It's wonderful, good luck, my baby. Another strophe. Another strophe. You know my song better than me or what? Yes, I know. Oh, come on, you fuck me. You know why I love Georgie? Because Georgie is like nobody else in the world. He's like unico del mondo. He's like un malico del mondo, but that's another song. It's not written by me. So you all know Georgie, you all know me. And if you enjoy life like Georgie, you can always sing what you want. Believe me. You have the piano player behind you. e se ti piace la vita come Giorgi puoi sempre cantare quello che vuoi, credetemi hai il pianista dietro di te, normalmente io sono seduto sul piano quando sto suonando con me stesso è una nuova situazione per me è meraviglioso, è meraviglioso, è così meraviglioso essere con voi, qui, ora, è meraviglioso, è meraviglioso, non è? è meraviglioso, sì, un'altra strofa, un'altra strofa, non c'è problema per me, però io l'italiano parlo molto ah, ma le persone di Oss, parlano molto, tutto bene, tutto bene, tutto bene, tiramis si tira mi sito tiramisù è un po di rami su di poco tiramisù è tu connessato la pizza molto bello all'inz si sia il trotto la di timidini di me after the show i want to go to a beautiful pizzeria con voi, con voi e con voi, dobbiamo mangiare qualcosa di molto bello, perché in Italia, persone come noi, artisti, artisti del mondo, artisti dell'Europa, sempre beviamo e mangiamo dopo la festa. Ma non mangiate glutena, ho sentito. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's so wonderful Gente, it's wonderful Good luck, my baby It's wonderful, it's wonderful It's wonderful Good luck, my baby Mille grazie, Paolo, Paolo, Paolo Mille grazie Big hand, Paolo, Paolo, Paolo, thank you very much. Big hand for Paolo! Iano is a very good man. Without you, I am nothing. You know that, you know that. Yes, Paolo, that's good. Step out away from here. This next story is a nice story, you know. I was walking in the Sahara for years, for days and years. And at the end of my walk in the Sahara, I was sitting at the end of the Sahara. There was sitting an owl, an owl. And I thought to myself, what the hell is this owl doing at the end of the Sahara? And so I was talking, I was stepping, walking to the owl. And I jumped into the owl and I was sitting in the stomach of the hole. And I took a table in the hole, and the waiter came to me and said, Mr. Gold, why do you know my name? Yes, because nobody else is in the desert. It's only you. And I said to him, what do you have as a starter? And the waiter said to me, we could bring you some gorgonzola. I said, oh, great, gorgonzola. I was sitting on the table in this oil and I've been waiting for the gorgonzola. And on the other side in this oil, in this oil, I saw there was a tennis game they had been playing john mckenroe against birnborg and the really strange thing was every time when john mckenroe was serving birnborg was eating the ball and I was sitting there I was waiting for my gorgonzola and the waiter came and said here is your gorgonzola and I stepped up and I put it down my pants and I was pissing on the gorgonzola and said mmm that smells delicious and what could you give me as a main dish and the waiter said to me I could serve you some spaghettis. I said, oh, spaghettis, really nice. And the waiter went away from the stomach of the oil somewhere in the head and was thinking about things. And I said, and then he was shouting out to me, Georgie, Georgie, how can I measure the temperature of the water? And I was shouting back to the waiter, You should put the finger in the water. And the waiter said, What? Why should I put the finger in the daughter? And I said to him, No, don't put the finger in the daughter. Put the finger in the water. And on the other side of the tennis court there was serving John McEnroe and Böhm Borg was eating the ball and I said to the server what the fuck why is every time eating Böhm Borg the ball and I was sure I said to the waiter what hell what's up here it's not a really a really. And from the other side, John McEnroe was shouting, what the fuck? What the hell is up in here? We are trying to play tennis. And the waiter, he throwed me out of the oil into the desert. And in this desert, there were lots of knees. It was a desert full of knees broken knees knees out of animals knees made out of lemon and I was sitting there and I thought to myself I was looking through all these knees and between these knees there was sitting a guy his head was hanging down and I said to him what's up with you man and he said to me you know I will die I will out in the nearly future I will die and I want to write the last song you know but I don't have any idea I'm really getting crazy and I said to him behave yourself I will find the solution when I was walking there was standing in dromedar and I was jumping into the back of the dromedar I was walking in the dromedar it was stinking like hell in there I can tell you it was smelling everywhere. And I tried to... What the... What the... What's happened? And then I had an idea. There was this small Vietnamese. He was singing this song. Now the end is near. And then I had an idea. I was jumping out of the dromedary. And I was going to this man. And the man said to me, Do you have a last song for me? I said to him, yes, for sure, Frank. I have a last song for you. And this is this song for my friend. For my friend, for Frankie Sinatra, his last song. And now the end is near And what I face Is the final curtain My friend Eyes ain't clear I'll stay in my chase, in which we've certain. I've lived a life that's full. I traveled each and every highway But more Much more than this I need it now Away Regrets I've had a few But then a few, but then a few, a few to mention I did what I had to do to see it through Without exception, I planned each tethered course The careful thing along the byway But more, much more than this, I beat it my way For there were times, I'm sure you knew When you beat of more, more than I could chew But through it all all when there was doubt I ate it up and I spit it out I faced the wall and I stood tall I did it all, I did it my way I've loved, laughed and cried I had my fill, my share of losing of listen and now the tears subside I find it all so amusing to think I did all that All that had made say Not in the shower But more, much more than this I did it now For there was a man of what he's got, if not himself, then he may not say all the things he truly feels. Not only the words of Juan Hernandez The record shows I did the blows I did it my way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way Au revoir. You know, I wanted in the 70s, I wanted to become a better doctor. I was a doctor for heart transplantation. And so I wanted to become a doctor for, for darms, you say here in Austria, I think for darm. I wanted to become a doctor for, for darms, you say here in Austria, I think for darm, as in, I wanted to become an internist. So I made a three day workshop again, but not in my garage, in my refrigerator. I made a three day workshop to become, to become an internist. And you know, for the first time, there I heard that somebody is making a speech in the Royal Albert Hall. to become an internist. And you know, for the first time there, I heard that somebody is making a speech in the Royal Albert Hall. And so I thought to myself, I saw on the poster, oh, there's a very interesting guy with his blonde hair. I really love him. I've got to take a look what he's telling me. And I was in the Royal Albert Hall. I was sitting and then there was this blonde guy sitting, standing on the stage and he said, Art is like a vehicle to express yourself. Art is not for the fame. Art is for the people. Art is like a transforming process to set questions into life. Art is a sensor. Art comes... And I saw this man on the stage. He was humping around. And I said to myself, now I'm a doctor, I became an internist, I've got to help this beautiful, tiny guy, and I was jumping on the stage, I was putting down his pants, and from the back, with my hand, into his arms, and he's like, ah, ah, ah ah this comes out of the art and I said press press press and I could not find anything in his thorns in his constant I was putting my head inside and he odd comes out of the inner heart comes out of the inner need of the mind and the soul and i was putting this out of his out of his cunts and uh i gave this tiny blonde guy i gave him this dose and he was standing this tiny blonde guy on the stage, and he said to the people, art comes out of the inner need of the mind and the soul. And you know, this is pop art. And now you know where pop art is coming from. And I really felt we had a relationship, Andy, and I had a relationship over years and years till he left me because he also made a relationship with Romy Snyder and I had to leave Andy Warhol but at least but at least I wrote a last song for our relationship. Something in the wind, you know Attracts me like no other lover There's something in the way he views me I don't wanna leave now You know I believe in how You know I believe in how Somehow in his smile he shows That I don't need another lover Something in his style, he shows me I don't wanna leave him now You know I believe in how You ask me, will my love grow? I don't know, I don't know You seek around and it may show I don't know, I don't know, don't know Something in the way he knows That all I have to do is to think of Him now There's something in His love He knows I don't want to leave it now You know I believe in her Andy Andy I love you Yeah This was the quitting point of my relationship with Andy Warhol. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Au revoir. Au revoir. Yes, you know, when is the last show, you know? Something can happen. Before I will present to you the last guest for tonight. I will sing a song from an old friend of mine. When I was sitting at the Copacabana, he was passing by. I was sitting there with a cocktail. And he said to me, I know you from somewhere. Aren't you this famous doctor? I said to him, yes, for sure. I'm this famous doctor. Everybody knows. And we have been sitting at the Copacabana. And then he said to me, Georgie, I've got to leave. I've got famous doctor. Everybody knows. And we have been sitting at the Copacabana. And then he said to me, Georgie, I've got to leave. I've got to leave. I've got to play a concert in Honolulu. Can you help me? You are a doctor. Can you help me? And I said to him, for sure I can help you. I was taking my mobile phone. I was the first guy in the 70s who had a mobile phone. And I was calling the hospital for a rescue helicopter. And the rescue helicopter landed. Elvis and me were jumping into the rescue helicopter. And I said to the pilot, we got to go straightly to Honolulu, and Elvis said to me, but we got one problem, I said to him, what's the problem, he said to me, you know, I don't, I don't have the time to get to a barber, to a hairdresser, because I need my dollar, you know, and I said to him, it's no problem, we've got some nurses here, and we just put you on some defibrillator, and Elvis was laying there, and the nurses were pumping some electricity into his body, till his hair had been like this, and he said to me, he was looking into the mirror, and said to me, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, I'm not looking like Elvis Presley, I'm looking like, I don't know, a punk, or something like this, and I said to him, always behave yourself, I will have a solution, and I was calling with my mobile, a second rescue helicopter, and I was calling my friend Johnny Cash, because at this time he was a barber, and he jumped into a rescue helicopter, and you know, we had been flying above, I think it was above Venezuela. It was our helicopter with Elvis, and on the other side, the helicopter with Johnny Cash. And I said to Elvis, put your head out of the window of the helicopter. And Elvis was putting out the window of the helicopter. And the other helicopter with Johnny Cash the barber was flying beside us and he put it out his scissors and he cut it he cut it and made a really fine dollar to Elvis Presley but the problem was the dollar was so big that he could not come into the window back into the helicopter. And so we landed with the helicopter in Honolulu. And on the other side, I stepped out of the helicopter and pulled Elvis Presley out of this helicopter. And it was this famous concert, maybe you remember. It was on the 14th of January in Honolulu 1973 it was the most famous concert of Elvis Presley I don't want to say anything I know I'm not responsible for this it was just a thing what I had to do for Elvis Presley but it was for me it was I had to do for Elvis Presley. But it was for me. It was a favor to do this to the king of pop. Caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe the word I say We can go on together In suspicious minds And we can build our dreams on suspicious minds As an old friend I know Stops by to say hello Would this still be suspicious in your eyes? Here we go again Asking where I've been Can't you see these tears are real? I'll cry We can't go on together in suspicious minds And we can build our dreams on suspicious minds Oh, don't let our love survive And dry the tears in our eyes Let's not let a good thing die Honey, I will never lie to you We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe A word I say We caught in a trap I can't walk up Because I love you too much, baby You know, this is my last show. After the show, I will die. I hope you recognize this. If you want to have photos, you can now put off your handies and you can make a photo of me. And please put these photos on my graveyard. But before I die, we have a last guest for tonight. And it's a special, tremendous guest because she's the niece of Mireille Mathieu. because she's the niece of Mireille Mathieu. And for, you know, it's the last time that she will enter a stage, her very last time. After she entered the stage, he will go away with me into eternity. So please, a big, big hand for Antoine Mathieu big hand please Antoine, Antoine, please wait. You have the most gorgeous voice of this planet. Can you give us some words? oh Georgie that's very nice for you my pretty dear but it's a little bit überraschend für mich C'est la vie. Und meine Tante würde sagen, je suis une femme heureuse. Merci. Merci beaucoup. Merci et bonsoir. a big hand for antoine so we are coming to the last song, to Just a Perfect Day. And it's a short story. It's not a very beautiful story, but it's a story that has to be told. You know, in the 70s, no, it was in the 60s, I don't know, somewhere in the 90s, I was laying in my bed. I didn't have anything to drink, to eat, you know, the old story. And I thought to myself, maybe I should become a taxi driver. And so I became a taxi driver in West Berlin. I was driving through West Berlin and suddenly I was standing on a, how you say, zebra stripes in West Berlin and somebody came knocking on my window and she said to me, are you George Gould, the famous cab driver? I said to her, how you know this? Yeah, everybody's telling this in South Berlin. Oh, we are not in West Berlin yes we are West Berlin but I said South Berlin and I was I was opening the window and I said to her oh you're looking gorgeous what is your what is your thing what do you what do you want from me and she said to me my name is vivian i'm a very young talented uh fashion designer i don't but i don't have any venue to show my fashion and she said to me and i said yeah what can i do as a taxi driver you know i've got she said you know i've got here 20 models i don't have a venue can we you can we make a maybe the fashion show in your taxi i said to her yes for sure it's no problem and you know all these models from vivienne they were stepping into my car they were changing the clothes and they were walking on the strip on the top of my taxi to the front of my taxi it was a beautiful it wasn't it was an amazing fashion show nobody did see it because it was only my taxi but it was amazing and i really you know i really got sweated because all these models and all these beautiful people what What the fuck? What shall I do? And after the fashion show, everybody left. From the models and Vivienne. And I was sitting in a cab. And I thought to myself, what the fuck? What was happening here now? I'm sweating like hell. I need something to drink. And suddenly when I had the thought of something to drink. And suddenly when I had the thought of something to drink, somebody was wrapping up the door of my cab. Two people, they were jumping in with lots of bottles. And they said to me, drive us, drive us to the Bahnhof Zoo. And I was driving them to the Bahnhof Zoo. And they were jumping out and they said to me, wait here for 10 minutes, we will come back. And I was sitting in a taxi waiting for them. I was still sweating from the fashion show, from the catwalk. I was sweating like hell and I looked at the back seat of my taxi. They were laying this 10 or 12 bottles full of something I didn't know, and I thought to myself, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I can drink this, and I turned to the back seat, and I was drinking down as hell all these 10 bottles, and I was waiting, I said 10 minutes, why they don't come back and suddenly the door rushed up the two people were jumping in and I said where you want to go and they were sitting at the they were sitting at the back seat and they said what the fuck what happened with our Molotov cocktails and they were looking at me and I were looking at them and now you know it was because those two people were Bada and Meinhof and I really interrupted assassination in Germany yeah my life is not so easy all the times and it seems to be. But if I can do something, if I can help, I'm as helpful as I am. So, let's make the last song. I've got to go to die. Yes, are you ready? Such a perfect day To Exagria in the park Later later, when it gets dark, we go home Oh, such a perfect day Feed animals in the zoo Later a movie too And then home Oh, it's such a perfect day I'm glad I spent it with you Oh, it's such a perfect day, you just keep me hanging on, you just keep me hanging on. Oh, such a perfect day, such a perfect, such a perfect day. Thank you. John Martin, Jesus Macuane, and Mario Barca. And now the winner, Billy. Thank you.