Come on! Let's sit down here. Is it comfortable? I will tell you the legend of the dragon tears. Once upon a time there was a little dragon who was sitting on Zoom learning how reality is. But what they were teaching in school did not make any sense. Big problem for all of humankind. He wants reality to change. But because he was a normal little dragon, he doesn't want to deal with it himself. The little dragon lives together with a cat. Meow! Can you help me out? The very mystical cat suggests they ask the tarot cards. The little dragon is a bit skeptical, but he agrees to try. And a card is played. But what's this? The cat is cheating! The little dragon confronts him, but the cat just takes off. Anyway, both tarot cards said the same. Dragon tears. His tears may have great power. The little dragon encounters a person taking a photo of a person taking a photo of a Porsche. It's a beautiful Porsche, glimmering in the sun. But still, it's just a car. The scene in front of the little dragon shows materialist fetishism of the worst kind. Suddenly, the persons who are taking the photos turns against him with desperate look on their faces. Help us! It's their subconscious screaming for help. Back off, please! The little dragon unwillingly realizes that humankind is really in danger and that he, with his tears, is the one who can save the world. And so it was. Even though the little dragon lived a completely normal, regular, poor and innocent life, he set out to save the world. He goes up to the library, and in there he finds information that might be a link to the Hallstatt treasure. The prophecy goes that Dragon Tears and Gold United will trigger an alchemic reaction so profound that teachings of current paradigm will disappear. But the most important page in the book is torn out. The little dragon goes to pick up his swimming gear, getting ready for a big journey. I'm going to Heister to see it. I'm gonna find out myself. People have died trying to find that gold. I'm going. The cat stops him. It's impossible. How could he manage to cry? How can he get to the gold? Then, my children, he stumbles upon a key. Inspired by human beings, he decides to do something for the sake of doing it. This you will understand when you grow a bit older. As the legend goes, even though his living room carpet does not smell, the little dragon brings it onto the street. On the street, the little dragon cleans the carpet and when finished, he simply leaves the carpet behind and walks away. The cat follows him, confused. Oh, I just did something for the sake of doing it. Did he really do this all for no reason? Doing something just for the sake of doing it, it is so provokingly stripped from meaning and it makes the little dragon feel. His feelings are so complex that he doesn't know how to sort them. He goes down to the cellar. What the fuck is he doing? Anger rises for the little dragon, and swiftly he reaches for the closest thing he sees. A long, beautiful sculpture. And there, children, they are. Dragon tears. And the little dragon has smashed the sculpture right on something glimmering under the ground. It is gold. Gold and dragon tears unites and a golden dragon appears out of thin air. It is magic. Reality can change. The little dragon has done it. He has saved the world. The journey to saving the world has been long and now the dragon really needs to pee. He instinctively sits down in the toilet instead of standing, just as the cat has asked him to do for years. What used to be a great sacrifice isn't anymore. Everything is different. Hey! You can't do that! Relax. It's not real. What do you mean it's not real? It's just a movie. It's not how it seems. The little dragon on the toilet turns out to be a model in a computer program. It was altid bare en simulation. Og det, mine lille børn, det var legenden om Dragonteers. Kom nu. Lad os gå. Kom, kom, kom, kom. Kom nu. Come, come, come, come on! Tell us the story. Story, story, story. What story? The story about the dragon tears. Dragon tears. The story of the little dragon and his tears. The legend of the dragon tears. In a not so distant future there will be a little dragon in a kingdom without law. Wherever he goes there is only letters and numbers. The little dragon would like it all to be different but cannot repair the broken world. The little dragon likes the prince. The little dragon asks if the prince wants to come for a date. The prince says no. The little dragon starts to cry. This is his weakest side. All the time he starts to cry. The little dragon simply cannot stop the tears from flowing, living a loveless life in a loveless world. The prince shows interest in the dragon tears, but the little dragon does not want that. His phone starts beeping again and again and again and again. It is messages from his best friend and flatmate the cat. Several messages has been deleted. He understands that the cat is actually trapped in vicious modern forms of communication. What the cat actually needs is help. He needs love and it is not only the cat. The whole society is sick. And this makes him oh so so sad. Again the little dragon starts to cry. The world really does need help. Maybe he is the one who must do it. But where does he go from here? I have to save the love of the human. Only through creative practice can I come up with something that is new. The cat confronts the little dragon. You can't be creative. You cannot be inventing something entirely new. You cannot be original. Your task is impossible. The little dragon cries a bit more. But since the prince wanted to buy his dragon tears, he is full of hope. Together with the cat and longboard he goes rollerblading in Prater because he loves rollerblading and if he is going to save the life of the world it makes sense to follow the trail of what he loves himself. The little dragon and the cat talk. 70 million? Yes, yes. Wow. Yeah but then the world wars came and then the little dragon starts to cry. Doesn't it make you feel ashamed to cry so much? I have an idea. Putting your dragon tears in that, maybe that will change something. Is this the key he had been searching for? Faithfully the little dragon starts collecting his dragon tears. A group of people has gathered under their balcony. Screaming up in desperation their only hope is if the dragon could please share some of his passionate tears. It turns out that the prince knows could please share some of his passionate tears. It turns out that the prince knows from the secret society of his ancestors that dragon's tears indeed do have the power to reboot human beings emotional systems. Now the desperation has reached critical level. Finally understanding how he could turn his greatest weakness around and actually save the world, he gladly shares his tears with the humans. And filled with love, the prince yells up that, yes! I will go on a date with you! Yes! I will go on a date with you! The dragon's determination to save the loving soul of humankind immediately gives everybody the loving emotions back. Yay! I'm back! Want a McLaren? Yes. Years later the little dragon and the prince find themselves in bed binge watching the rise of Atlantis. Everything is just as it should be. And this is how the story ends. Okay children I think that was enough story let's go come on mom is waiting Thank you.