Um, where do I put them? Uh, put what now? The dead bodies? The what? My god, Baba, there's so many orders. How and why did this happen? I don't know, what is this? It's so much. Oh, no, not that bitch. No, I have a business proposition. These are my kids! What the hell? These are your kids? But I don't know where your mother is. She's probably somewhere out there boring some poor old fool to death, putting him on life support. That little... some poor old fool to death, putting him on life support. That little. Kids! Kids! My head, my head is killing me. My head is killing me. I better pop in some painkillers before I have to deal with my kids again. Ouh! They have no clue Their customers are dead They are just gorgeous From beautician To mortician Was it the right decision? From beautician To mortician They are just gorgeous. Just gorgeous. I swear I put the key under the welcome mat. I don't know where it is. Maybe the pick up guy put them with them. Oh my god, just hurry up. I think the cops yesterday just gave you diarrhea. Hey you super grains, how about you just open the door? Mom? Okay kids, where's your mom? I can't believe she never came to pick you guys up yesterday. That little... Hey, it's so weird. It seems like the pickup guy was here, but one corpse is still in the back, but all the others are gone? Yeah. The only thing he forgot to pick up are these two. Mom would never leave us with someone like you. Ha! You two are so annoying, I would leave you just about anywhere. Mom would never! Oh look, that's Mom's medicines and her purse. Do you think she......passed away from an overdose and now these kids are stuck with us? I don't know, but something ain't right here. I know. Maybe the pick-up guy took her with her? Maybe we should take the funerals? This is the only idea I have here. That's a good idea. I'll take the weird one and the baby and we'll go and check it out. Let's go. That's rich. You calling me the weird one? Come on, let's go. Okay, Kea, we're finally here. Now, just try to blend in, be a little bit more pedestrian, you know a little bit more thespian-like. Okay more lesbian. Oh, aren't you the girl from the funeral home? Well yes, I'm that girl. So why are you here? Um, we're here, we're just here to do a little touch up on the body. Touch up on the body? Yeah you know it's one of our very luxurious services. Luxurious services? Yes dear but don't worry it's free of charge. You know completely free and luxurious. Oh well, please go ahead. Thank you so much. Now you little weird one stay here, okay? Thank you. Well, I guess we could have done a better job with this one. That is so cool. Whoa. Do you even care? About what? About your mom missing. Why are you doing this to me, you old hag? Oh my God. I'm so sorry, but it's all good. It's like new. Why are you doing this to me, you old hag? Oh my god. I'm so sorry, but it's all good. It's like new. It's fine. I'm just a kid. First mom goes missing and now you treat me like this. I thought the mean one was the other one of you. But as soon as mom is found... I'm gonna tell her about this. Let's see, let's see. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Hello? Why did you want to answer it? Oh! Baba, did you find that Hazard is all... Oh, hold on! I need to... I'll be right back. I gotta take this. But I'll be right back. Hold on. Hello? I love... See, no way, hold on. Hey sis, guess what? I got a new phone. What? I want a new phone too. How did you get one? That idiot over there paid for it. Hey, this is not a nice way to talk to a grown up like that. No one was talking to you grandma. No one was talking to you grandma. I swear if your mother never comes back I will just leave you in the middle of nowhere. Don't you dare talk to these poor poor desolate children. They just lost their mother. We lost our mom. Oh no no no no no I didn't mean it like that. I just meant like I was on the phone with the people from the truck and they say they can't find the corpse. I mean the body. I can't find her. No no no. I mean it's just all of the people who picked up the corpses. You know that they were here before. Please don't cry. It's all gonna be fine. Is she? Yes! Mom! My babies! I miss you so much. What do, what do, what do? Oh, you do, you do, you do, you do. One more time. One more time. Ah, you little viper. Where have you been? We've been looking all over town for you! Oh, I don't know how it all happened, but all I know is that I'm totally in love! Meet my new partner! Your new what? What is this? What's going on? So, when I came to Just Gorgeous yesterday, I don't know. I must have been exhausted. I fell asleep. Only to be woken up by this beautiful person over here. And the next thing I know, I am in Budapest. And we got engaged! But what about the business deal? Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna get divorced. You know, I got a call from the hospital as soon as I left the just gorgeous the other day and the man the man really woke up can you believe it after all the suffering he put me through I was already arranging the the funeral So I cancelled my date, I filed for divorce and I got a little drinky for myself in the evening. I bought your kid a phone! Oh my god, that's so nice of you! Okay kids, let's go home, let's celebrate! Woo! Okay! I knew she would pull something like this on us. That little viper. What a day. You know what, Bubba? Huh? Don't you think that we're doing something wrong in life? What are you talking about? You know, this whole situation with the slug of a person, Lazy Liza, got me thinking. And, you know, say what you want about her, but at the end of the day, doesn't she seem, I don't know, like, happy? Latera, please, don't tell me you want to be a mom. No, no, no, that would just be horrible. No, no, no. That would just be horrible. No, hell no. But, you know, this whole thing of being businesswomen, working day and night, trying to make ends meet, is just exhausting. I feel like we just have to push a little bit longer and a little bit harder and then we can have really comfortable lives. I don't want to continue pushing through. I do not. I want to feel love. Don't you want to feel love too? Yeah, maybe once we're in a better situation financially. But I'm just sick and tired. I'm sick, sick and tired. And we deserve nice things, Baba. Yes, like love and jewels. And God knows I cannot afford jewels right now. So I want to fall in love. In my life I have achieved everything I wanted and more. Real estate in seven different countries, my own perfume line, the most expensive cars you can find, and a bank account that will need an eternity to run dry. But only when my dear beloved wife passed, I realized money may be everything you need in this lifetime, but once you're dead, does it even matter? 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