Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight RA028 to Hanoi, Vietnam. For your safety, only information approved by the Vietnamese Communist Party is allowed to circulate. Independent news outlets are therefore in danger both inside and outside the aircraft. In the event of troubling revelations, independent journalists will be required to remain handcuffed for the entire duration of their sentence. To firmly secure the handcuffs, please fold down the upper clasp. Your electronic devices must transmit all your personal data to the Vietnamese state in accordance with the cyber security law currently in force. Vietnam is currently ranked 174th out of 180 countries and territories in the RSF World Press Freedom Index. For journalists, some destinations are more dangerous than others.