They have no clue, their customers are dead, they are just mortgages From beautician to mortician, was it the right decision from mutician to mortician They are just gorgeous Just gorgeous Yeah, girl. Yes. And I was telling him. I said to him, I said to him, sir, if you think I'm going to leave your establishment, you're going to need to drag me out because I am not leading a free will. I'm not. I'm not doing it. That's what I said. Yes! And can you believe he then propped me up onto his shoulder and threw me outside. Yes! Outside! Girl, I think that might be the last time I step a foot in Kentucky Fried Chicken on a Saturday. What? Okay, girl, I gotta go because Baba thinks that she's the big boss just because she came in time today. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Love you, girl. Okay, bye, bye, bye. What is it? What are you looking at? What's going on? Who are you talking? Psst. Wait. Let me find out. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bam! She is dead. Should we give her a two-for-one flyer? Don't be so loud. I wasn't looking for any customs, La Terre. Then what in the Miss Marple are you doing? Come on, look at her. Look at her. Her tiny little legs taking those tiny little steps. Oh, my God. And the dog on her leech looks like it's already dead. And her skin, Mama, her skin is see-through. I think girl already knows what's coming up her way. Did you not notice? Notice what, girl? That you're losing it? I mean, I know this business is all too much. It's all much stress for you. Girl, it's... You're losing it. Yuck. What? Oh! Oh, my! Oh my god! Now I see! Girl, I didn't know there was a hot man undressing right in front of our window! Is he always doing that? Do you think I could find anyone getting there? You really have no idea what's happening right across the street? Well I'm sorry Miss Peeping Tomiana, but I'm not accustomed to looking at people's windows. What are you doing? I wasn't looking through this man's window, Lutera. Then what were you looking at? I think I found this man. Oh, even if it's not him, I'll tap him. So you're still looking for love? I am, I am. And I think I came very close the other day. Yes, I did. Did you? I did. We went on this wonderful date actually yesterday. He was a really gorgeous man. But I think, you know, one has to be sure. And I'm not sure if he's the one. Didn't you just tap Mr. Epps? Sweet summer child, Babita. When one finds a fish, one cannot stop fishing. One never knows when there will be another one, bigger one, with a six-figure income, just about the corner. Yes. Mm-hmm, just another quarter. Yes. Okay, but maybe we can talk about this funeral home right across the street now. What? You really didn't notice? Hey, you seem awfully familiar. Somehow, as you can see, this would be the other cheaper, terrible option. Wait, I think I know you from somewhere. Oh, you do? Yeah, was it on the Green Dairs? Oh, come on. Not even if you were the last person on Earth would I ever even think about going on a date with you, you absolutely no good, lowlife, devil woman. Are you sure we didn't go on a date? Never. No? Okay. I would never. That's strange. You know, Mrs. Sowers, we did this kind of a rough introduction, but maybe it's time to leave all of this in the past. Oh, now I know who you are. Hey! You owe us money. You didn't pay us for our job that we did. Yeah, this was a disaster. I should have sued the both of you into oblivion. Oh, shit. But obviously, I mean, what should I have sued you for? This ugly wig? What? That's not what I mean. No, no, no. Hold my earring. Hold. You know, with Sours, you have to excuse my friends. All the makeup and the hairspray, it goes to her head. Sometimes she doesn't even know our name, you know? What are you talking about? Let me just whoop her fancy ass! Chantelle, you wouldn't want your funeral hand with that barbarian's like these, would you? But you're asking me to spend all my life savings! Oh, Chantelle, but I already explained it to you. You cannot take it with you when you die. So why not spend it on now? Like someone as rich as me does every day. I mean, look at that. They don't have any manners. They don't have any fashion sense. And this whole place just screams that poor. Okay, come on, lady. I cannot take anymore. You need to leave. Get out of here. You know where you can find me? Right across the street. And Chantal, don't forget to absolutely ruin my wife's funeral. And I will get back at you for that one. This awful, awful woman. But you, darling, you didn't leave with her. Why? Come, sit down with us. I need someone to arrange my funeral. But Mrs. Flusie is asking me to spend arrange my funeral. Mm-hmm. But Mrs. Floozy is asking me to spend all my money. So you don't think we look dirt poor to you? I don't know. There's a certain charm to it, I guess. Well, thank you. So what's the tea, sis? Why are you planning your own funeral? Oh sweetheart, oh no! Oh, it can't be that bad! Oh no! Oh it can't be that bad! I'm all alone and dying! That sounds pretty bad. Just take another one. Take more, Thorn. You know, you have so much money. Why don't you just plan yourself a gorgeous, fancy funeral, you know? Treat yourself. Oh, wow. Oh, Chantal. Chantal. Oh. Chantal. Oh. Oh, you know, I have this cat. Oh, her name is Duchess Whiskerton. Whiskerton, oh, the only one I have in my life left I found her at a cat shelter and I rescued her and I want to donate some money to the cat shelter because when I'm gone and she has to go back they will treat her really nicely does that make sense? come on They will treat you really nicely! Does that make sense? What makes sense, darling? And floozy sours? Mother bitch! She offered? What did she offer? She said, I can have it put down and buried next to me. Oh, that's awful. Oh, Chantalita, Chantalita, I know you're sour, think that we're poor and everything, but this is, in fact, designer girl, so don't get your snot all over it. What did you just say? What? Come with me, come with me. What did you just say? What? Come with me. Come with me. This woman is maybe losing her life and her cat. We need to stick to what's really important. But you're wearing designer clothes? Yeah, and? You better close the deal with Chantal. I'm going to sell your designer clothes. What? But it's Louis Cretin. Okay, okay. Close the deal. Okay, I will close the deal. Chantal, darling. Chantal. Chantal! I have some news for you. We won't have to put down your cat. No? No! We won't even have to bring her back to the shelter. No? No! She can live here with us. Really? Yes, of course! So you take care of her? Oh, no! Designer! Yes, of course! So you take care of her? Oh, no! Designer! Baba, I'm sure she will love a cat! She's gonna love it! And she can stay here with us! Oh, wow! Oh, Chantal! Oh, wow! Designer! Designer! Designer! Just like that. Oh, yeah. Just like that. I love you. That's gorgeous. Beautiful dead people. I guess we cannot help you. Oh, can't the both of you at least be nice to me after all that you have put me through? What are you even talking about? Oh, you know damn well what I'm talking about. You're the one that opened another funeral home just across the street, just to ruin us. Well, yes, of course. Because don't you remember? I told you. I will ruin you. Because don't you remember? I told you. I will ruin you. Listen, lady. I think that maybe we should have apologized at one point. Apologize? It's not only too late, but also impossible to do that. You totally humiliated me and my dead wife in front of all of the funeral guests. You two cheap-ass hobo half-nots. And I'm very sorry for everything that happened. Sorry. Sorry, you insolvent funeral running losers of the proletarian class. You know, I might look nice, but I do have a right mean swing. Oh, we're back from shopping. Come on, come on. Oh. Chantal! Where have you been? What are you doing here? She's right where she belongs. What are you talking about, Chantal? What is she talking about? Look around, here, look at them. This is not the place for you. In fact, this is not the place for anyone. What is this? Is this, Chantal, I told you, no, no, I told you. Your funeral will be expensive and exclusive. You should not be spending money like this right now! I'm so sorry Mrs. Floozy, but at K. Ray Baba, they promised to take care of Duchess... Duchess? My cat! Your cat? La Terry, open my eyes towards you. I'm sorry, Mrs. Flusie. Compared to this, your funeral home, it's like a Renaissance palace. But I am missing the personal touch. The personal touch? You've got a glass of champagne of your own choosing, Chantal. Your own choosing. I know. But they promised. They promised they'll take care of her. Let Terry tell me what a passionate cat lady you are. Thank you so much. Leave it, Chantal. Leave it, Shumtar. Well, if some stinking cat is more important to you than your own funeral, I guess I cannot help you. But I can already tell you, you will regret it. And you, and you too. This is not over. There won't be any other idiot choosing a cat over glamour and quality. Oh, come on, beat it, sis. Beat it. Beat it. That woman is awful. Well, I guess I'll see you later at the club, let's hear it. Yeah, see you later at the prowl. What is this about? Oh, you mean that... We're going out later looking for mansions. No, you idiot. I'm talking about this cat thing. Well, if you cannot recall, earlier today you said close the deal. Yes, but I never said anything about no cat. Well, I closed the deal. What? Hey, I am sure that you're going to love this cat. I am sure this cat is the only thing that you're missing from a very happy life. And I would not be surprised that at the end of it, you're going to start adopting a thousand more cats. I see it. I see it. Aww. What? Oh, God, what is that? Hello? I mean, hello? Fuck. Oh God. Oh, I feel so bad. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, welcome to Just Go. Oh, it's just you, Baba. Oh God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. T. Oh. Tatiana, what are you doing? I'm just here resting my eyes, Baba. Just, you know. You were supposed to open up the door today. Don't tell me you just came in here to sleep again. No, no, no. No, no. Shh. I was here all night. Or was it all morning? I don't know. I got here around 5 or 7. Yeah, I know. I just had like three drinks. Nothing really intense. It's just kind of like all a blur right now. Three drinks? You smell like the whole distillery. Hey! By the way, what the hell is that? Hey! By the way, what the hell is that? Lucy Sowers is starting a whole war. She's passing us the flyers detailing what happened at the vice general. No beauty for dead people at this evi- WHAT?! I mean... She's not really lying. We really did fuck that up a little bit. But this is not the point! The point is that everybody needs to know! Okay sis, my head is killing me and you need to be quiet. Quiet. I can't take it anymore. It's just all too much. Oh, Baba. Baba, can you please get the phone? Unfortunately, this is not the phone. Aha! I knew it! You took all of my brochures. Yes, I did. What did you think, that I'd take the slander from you? Slander? In no way is this slander. I am just a concerned citizen informing the neighbourhood of this shady business of yours, okay? You're the one that's suggesting putting cats down. So what? At least I'm not ruining people's funerals, throwing gallant ladies out of their coffins. Come on, it's just too loud. Stop it. Oh, yeah, alcoholics. That explains a lot. Oh, oh god, oh god. You see, my friend is really sick and I think you better leave now. Sure. Okay. Goodbye, bitch. Wait. What? You know, as business women, I was thinking, maybe we should connect. You know, be united in sisterhood against the patriotic structures of the society. You know, all this feminism and stuff. Oh, don't you remember the day of my wife's funeral? I told you I will definitely and completely ruin you and your business. And also, I hate it when poor people touch me. Gross! You know? Hi! Chantal! Where have you been? What are you doing here? Come on, come with me. I'll take you to my funeral home where you belong. No, she is where she belongs. No! You don't want your funeral to be a disaster, Chantal! You don't want your pet to be put down, do you? Come with me, Chantal. Mr. Shazam! You don't want your pet to be put down, do you? Mr. Shazam! Oh my god, the two of you, stop! You're being extremely unprofessional! She started it! I'm sorry, Mrs. Flusie. I know you had your hardship with the Just Gorgeous Funeral Home. But, LaTerre? LaTerre showed me that life can actually be fun. Fun? What do you mean about fun, Chantal? This is not about fun. This is about dying. Silence. I've made my decision. Well, if this is your decision, I'm just glad that you won't be here to witness the consequences. Because you will be dead. Oh! Chantal! What the hell? Why do you look so good? I thought we got super wasted last night. Girl, something big is happening. I'm just so overwhelmed. I think my hangover got cured just like that. Besides, I think you were the only one taking body shots of that 70-year-old dude. Body shots? Well, I guess that will explain all the white hairs I found between my teeth this morning. Oh, God. So, Baba, I came to bring you my cat. What? Chantal? So it's really happening? It's really happening, Chantal. I have to say goodbye to my cat, Duchess Whiskit. Oh, God. Duchess Whiskitin. Oh God. Duchess Whiskitin. Oh Shantan. Oh Shantan. No, I really got to like you. I didn't know it would be happening so soon. Oh Shantan. You know what I'm telling? You showed me a complete new new way of living. Just not caring about anything. Living life to the fullest. Yes. Well, I'm happy you have found Chantal. Yeah. And I thought... Instead of... Just going... And spending all my last savings on a funeral, I just thought I'm not gonna care anymore. Oh. So I should rather go on a cruise to the Caribbean before I die. I don't want to not know what living is before I die. is before I die. Well that makes sense Chantal. Wait a minute, does this mean that? Baba I'm so glad you love cats and you're gonna give duchess a great home and that's all that is left to care about. 그녀는 내 집이 아니라, 내가 죽을 때까지 내 몸을 다 버릴 것이다. Wait, Santal! Duchess, my precious. Shoo! Wait, Shantan, wait! I just wanted to say before you leave, that if your body returns for the Caribbean, we will do the funeral for free! What? Yes! We'll do your funeral! And for free! Oh, Chantal! Oh, my sweet Chantal! Good night. Have fun in the Caribbean! I will. What a sweet lady. I love her. Oh, oh, oh god. Oh Oh, sweet, sweet child. I think it's time to leave, Lutera. I'm sorry, Baba. I know you don't like making any money. It's okay, you know. Lutera, I think she really deserved this. She did. Thank you. Thank you.