They have no clue, their customers are dead They are just mortgages From beautician to mortician Was it the right decision from mutation to mortician They are just gorgeous Just gorgeous. Oh, my God. Don't tell me you're still depressed because of that man. Of course, Baba. What else do you think I would be depressed about? I don't tell me you're still depressed because of that man. Of course, Baba. What else do you think I would be depressed about? I don't know. Try to state this business is in. Or the state our bank account is in. What about the state of this whole world? Baba, if I didn't feel better, don't you dare take my pickup snackers away. No. Come on, get up and help me clean. We'll be here soon. I can't, Mama. I can't. I'm too depressed. I know we're friends, but this is a place of business, and we should try to leave our problems at home and treat this as what it is, a place of business. I've tried, Baba. I've tried, but I can't. I can't. God knows I tried. Come on, they will be here soon. And why do we even have to do this? You said this was a place of work and that we should be treating it like that. Yes, but if they rent this place to shoot their music video here, then that's business. So get your ass up and help me clean. I can't! I'm too depressed! Oh, oh, oh. There it is. The boys will be here in a bit, and we can get straight to the shooting. Is this the best coffin you got? You want the light? Don't you worry, let me fix the date. What is this? Can we move it? This is not your home. This crappy funeral home. Nothing is really ready. It looks cheap. Just cheap. Okay, Han. Get to work. Once the boys are Okay, Han, get to work. Once the boys are here, everything needs to be ready. Get the fumes out of here, now! Mike, we have this little situation. What situation? And where is Claude? You guys are killing me! Always late, always demanding stuff. What is the situation? Don't tell me you need food again. Jesus Christ. That's kinda what the situation is all about. Food again? Really? So what is the situation? Claude! Let's talk about this outside. Really? So what is the situation? Lord! Can't talk about this outside. Okay. Laughter Woo! Applause Applause Applause Papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa, papa my god, Mama, was that JC Joy and Flirty McFly? That's just gorgeous. Oh my god, Mama, I'm dreaming, Mama. Oh my god, how dare you? How dare you? Why didn't you tell me? Yeah, you won. I look awful. Why didn't you tell me that the Backseat Boys were shooting a music video and just gorgeous? Backseat Boys? I don't know who they are. What? Baba, how dare you? Now I look horrible and I have to go back and look and see if I can wear some dead person's clothes or something. Because they're here, Baba. They're here. Oh, oh! Backseat boys! Oh my god, can I hug you? That's alright. Is he alright? Oh, never mind. You know, these boys have one hit at the local radio station and think they're the next big thing. Well, and as you see, they're getting drunk on Wednesday mornings thinking they are rock stars. It's so hard to find good, hard-working people. Yeah, tell me more about that. Yeah, yeah, beautiful. Now, boys, warm up for the dance moves. Come on, guys. Okay. Okay. Let's get the camera inside. You know, time is money. Have you seen anything more beautiful lately? I can hear the 13-year-old girls screaming when they move their hips. And I can hear the money rattling. Like majestic big cats. rattling. Like majestic big cats. All this sexual energy contained in just one hip thrust. The beauty of it all. Yep. Beautiful. Well, hello there, boys. Please, no interactions. Just about now. Can't you see they're in the zone? Well, I think they should be getting ready to get into my zone. Wait, wait, wait, what's going on with him? He seems like in all different type of zones. He's just slipping off his hangover, which reminds me, you girls doing makeup, right? Mm-hmm. Doesn't he look like he could use a little touch-up or something? Yeah, but if you want that, it costs extra. Oh, come on, Bob. Of course we can do it. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Okay, stop, stop. We've read this date like a thousand times. It's not step, kick, step, hit rust. It's step, kick, step, step, hit rust. No! It's all JCacey's fault. You're getting me out of the groove, bro. No, it's not my fault if you can't catch up with my quick steps. Right. Okay, okay. Put yourself together, boys. And you. He's been kind of looking pale. Put some blush on him or something. Okay, so all I need to get that lazy ass working is a hot man? Oh, Baba, stop being ridiculous. Of course not. It's the very hot pop stars! And one with whom I clearly have a lot of course not. It's this very hot pop star and one with whom I clearly have a lot of chemistry with. So you two ladies are running this whole establishment? I mean, she works for me. She works for you? Yeah, that works for you? Yeah, does she? Yay! Come on, Babita, I know that on paper it's 50-50, but we all know here who runs the show. So, what's his deal? Him? Is he so mysterious? Oh, um... It's like... Let me think... It's like, uh, JC over there. He's the troublemaker with the soft spot deep inside. I am the cute one. You sure are. You sure are. And Claude over here, well he's the mysterious, romantic one with the rock hard abs. As hard as rock, bro. Wow. So that's Mike and Zara's deal. Do I really have to explain it again? Claude is the romantic, dark, mysterious French. Yeah. That's a deal. Okay, okay, okay. But my question, I think,, why is he so silent? Why is he so silent? Oh god, oh. Oops, um, yeah that's, you see he's mysterious. Okay, let's get through it once again. Once again without the music and watching the camera. Go, go, go, go. And you, better get those juicy details on camera. I want all the crotch shots, all the bum shots you can get. Get it? Oh, what do you think? If I see another hip thrust, I might throw up. And then you'll be terrible. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about which one is gonna be my new boyfriend. Your new boyfriend? Yes! Can't you smell the romance in the air? Faster! Harder! I want you to make me feel that hip thrust through the camera! And the sexual friction! I think it's them sweating up the whole place with their hips thrusting and throat pounding. Don't you think they're a little... A little what? I don't know, but look at this. Oh my God, Bubba. Are you jealous? Why should I be jealous? Why? What? You're jealous. You are totally jealous because Flirty McFly and JC Joy over there are totally going it on for me and soon I'm gonna be in a quadruple with the whole of the taxi boys it's gonna happen I tell you Don't you think that Claude is like totally... Like totally what? Yeah. Yes, yes. More like totally not moving at all. Oh, Babita. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's just his dark, mysterious, French romantic soul. That's what it is. That's what it is. His aura, his aura, you know? He can't talk too much if he wants to be mysterious and romantic. You know, I think all this hips resting and throat pounding is making my head spin. I'd rather go to the back where people usually do the move. Okay, girl, you go, you go. Stay here watching. I'm here watching. I'm watching, man. Yeah. Hey, girl. The other day I was walking on the street and I saw you lying there. Beautiful. Such beautiful sights. Oh, oh, baby girl. Okay, stop, stop, stop. This is like really not how it's supposed to be. This is like really not how it's supposed to be. Laugh to that floor. Make them girls at home feel it. Feel it. Feel it. Bro, I'm starving. Can we not take a break? Yeah, I could really go for some chicken tenders. Yeah. Well, I mean, a little protein snack should be fine. Let's just get Bro up to the sofa. I think he wants to take a nap. Yes, of course, Claude. Cynthia, I wouldn't mind a handsome sexy man on my sofa. Ciao. Ciao. Bye. Ciao! Hi! So Claude, before you fall asleep, I was just wondering, you know. You know, I was just wondering if maybe, maybe you would like to take me out sometime. You know, I have here my phone number. It's a private secure line. Don't be afraid of using it. Um, Claude? Claude? Claude, are you playing hard to get? Claude? Oh, Claude! Oh, I knew it. I knew it. Is this how you treat me? Don't think I didn't see you looking at me all day long. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. First, you flirt with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you, I saw you. Yes, with those eyes. I saw you looking at me. Yes, Claude, yes, yes, yes. Early on today. Oh, I saw you were undressing me. Yes, yes, Claude. You were undressing me with those eyes, Claude. You were eyeballing my petite, delicate body. Yes, penetrating my soul with those dark, mysterious eyes, Claude. Oh, Claude, and now, now that I make my move, you give me the cold shoulder. Oh, Claude, Why, Claude? Claude. What kind of sick game is this? Claude. Oh, Claude. Claude, come on. Oh, my God. Oh, Claude. Oh, Claude. Oh, Claude. Claude. Oh, no. Are you all right, Claude? Claude. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, Claude? Claude? Oh God, oh no. Oh, Claude. Hello, hello, Claude. Oh my God. Oh no. Oh my God, LaTana. What did you do? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Oh my God. Oh, I swear. I was just, I was just, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Oh, my God. Oh, I swear. I was just... I didn't do anything, my baby. I mean, I was feeling it, too, looking at them thrusting their hips, licking their lips, sticking out their tongues, smirking, smiling, blinking their eyes. And don't even get me started on this crappy music. What are you talking about? You couldn't wait until after the video shoot? Do you think I... Oh no! Baba, no, I didn't kill this man! Yeah, if the police shows up, I will tell them you could never hurt a fly. We just need to get our story straight. No, Baba, no, no, no, for real, for real. I didn't kill him. He just kind of collapsed. Oh. Yeah, that would be a good story, but once the paramedics show up, I think it was a... it was a robbery gone wrong. Best thing is, I punched you right in the face to make it look more believable. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, wait, wait, Baba, no. I think he died of a broken heart. He died of a broken heart. A broken heart? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, came here earlier to give him my phone number, you know, because I'm wrong. And then he was playing hard to get. So then I said to him, I said to him, you, no man treats me like this. And then he just collapsed. Okay, let's assume, let's assume I do believe you. I still want to get paid for this music video. Okay, let's assume, let's assume I do believe you. I still want to get paid for this music video. It could be hard to get paid off the tragedy like this. What? No, Baba, no. I can't go to prison. No, I can't go to prison for being a devastatingly beautiful woman that just killed men by rejecting them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean dangerous, yes, but a crime? Never. Well, we'll let the shirry decide, okay? Quick, I think they're coming. Oh, come on. Oh. Oh. Oh. Come on. Come on. Oh, Claude. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, sexy mama! Woo! Woo! Hey! How's it going, baby girl? Oh, mama! Going great! What about finishing this music video shoot, like, now? Right now? Oh, don't worry, baby. We're almost finished. 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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No, no, no, you got to do the music video later. You have to save your beautiful bodies for the... Maybe that's like a delicate flower like yourself. I should really not be doing a job like that. Oh, Tracy, joy. What is happening here? I ain't got time for that. I told you all, if we ain't done in two hours, I cannot be paying you. And we are way past this two hours. Now get Claude's drunk ass back into the coffin where it belongs. Go, go, go! Come on, Cla on, come on. Oh, God. God. Oh, God. It seems like we're lucky and they're just as stupid as they look. I mean, they can't be that stupid. It might be our lucky day. I'm still so crazy for you. I'm living on graves. I'm dying for you. I'm living on graves. I'm dying for you. I'm living on grapes. I'm dying for you. I'm living on grapes. I'm dying for you. I'm living on grapes. I'm dying for you. I'm living on grapes. I'm dying for you. Okay, cut! I can't believe it! Are we done? We might get paid. Well, we're gonna do the math later boys. Pack up your stuff, we have a show to play in two hours. Boys? What? Didn't you forget something? I don't know. Boys, didn't you forget something? So girls, don't forget, we got our tiny club tour for the big bad girls only. Uh-huh. 20 venues in six days, touring the whole country. And the last show will be right in the city. Oh, wow. Sure, boys. I'll make sure to pop by. Oh. Oh, so sweet. 20 venues in 6 days? How is this possible? So, you're doing funerals, right? With an open casket? Would you like a two-for-one special? No, no, one will do. So, let's say, if I take an open casket, how long can the body be dead? What do you mean? Let's say six days. Could you work with that? I mean, we could try. But if it doesn't work out, you will still pay full price. Like the way you think, ma'am. A real businesswoman might come back in six days. Bye. Thank you. Thank you.