They have no clue, their customers are dead, they are just mortgages. From beautician to mortician, was it the right decision? From mutician to mortician They are just gorgeous Just gorgeous Oh, what a wonderful day it is. So, here we are in this little, you're too close, little funeral home. Just gorgeous. Beauty for dead people. Now we're going to surprise Baba's business partner, Latir. How will she react to the fact that their failing business was selected for this year's Christmas special edition of The Viña Will Help Ya. Christmas special edition of Divinia will help you. Where we pick out the worst of the worst, the brokest of the brok, the most challenging cases of the year. This place really does need my help. Or even a Christmas miracle. It's okay, darling. You can let your emotions run free. Who the hell are you and why is this camera pointed at my face? Okay, cut. Oh, wait. You seem familiar. Baba, who is this? Familiar? Don't you know who I am? Letera, don't you remember I signed us up for the reality TV show? Divinia will help you. Oh my God. You're that lady from that TV show. That TV show. Darling, I'm saving lives. People, I bring families back together. And not only save their failing businesses from total ruin but also their whole ass existence so show some respect yes show some respect let's have so can we do this again now Baba yeah thank you so you you you come with me. And you, you better act freaking surprised. Maybe, yeah, cry a bit. Or even throw in a little hug. No. No, please don't do that. That's really, really expensive. So shall we? Wait, but I'm not camera ready right now. I look terrible. No. now. I look terrible. No. What? You look amazing. Just what the camera loves. Really? You think so? Oh, yes, you look very poor. That really helps us bring the point across. So, now show some respect and cry. Oh, oh, oh, I don't think I can cry right now. Uh, Divina, I think Latera needs a little pep talk. Yeah, let me talk to her for a minute and I'll get her into the groove, get her camera ready. Can we do that? Okay. So we will go and take some b-roll of spider webs, water damages and whatever else terrible things we will find and trust me, considering my first impression. That will buy you some time. You come with me. Baba, come. Sit down. Baba, why didn't you tell me this was happening today? I didn't know myself! They surprised me at 8 in the morning! My hair was still up in rollers, I was wearing my pyjamas! Well tell her to leave! I don't want to be on no one's pity party show! But let's have a pity! Think about it! We can learn so much from Divinia! Plus, once this airs on TV, everybody will know that to Scotchers, this is free advertisement. Please, La Terre, do it for me! Do it for the business! Do it for us! Okay, okay, wow. Oh, Baba, the things you put me through. But if it means that much for you. But I tell you now and immediately, I will not be crying, okay? And I need at least 45 minutes to be camera ready. Maybe like a little tear you could shed? Oh, alright. I've had such a good day today, maybe I push out a little tear for you. How you doing? Oh, Baba. Oh. I'm in love. You are in love now? Yeah. Check it out, check it out. Look, look, look. He's 32 years old. A lawyer. Oh, my God. Okay. And he loves, he loves, he loves long walks on the beach, fried chicken, j'adore. Okay, Mai Tai, and Lady Gaga. Oh my god. Yeah, he does look cute, but... What? What do you mean? Doesn't this sound a little bit too good to be true? Did you meet in person yet? No, apart. You sound a little bit too good to be true. Did you meet in person yet? 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I need to talk to the vineyard now. Oh, are you sure? Yes. Oh, okay. Well, I'll show you later. They're very hypnotizing, darling. Bye. Bye. Okay. Yeah, that's really good. How did I do that? I took one step into the disc gorgeous and it was already clear to me. These two women, they... Yeah, they really try their hardest. They really seem to live for what they do. But honey, they don't have any idea on how to run a business. It is all a mess. They're wearing tacky outfits, cheap perfumes, you don't want to smell it. They're in desperate need of a style consultant, a plumber, an interior designer, a shower even. To make it short, it really is all a mess. But this is what I love, a good challenge. But this is what I love. A good challenge. And here it is. Probably one of the biggest challenges we have ever seen on Divinia. We'll help you. Okay, Kat. So, let me be blunt, darlings. Everything I've seen so far is not the way it is supposed to be. No? No. No, no, it really is not. Is it not? No, everything, everything. But think about it. Think about what would Divinia do, what would I do, in order to turn your business from chow into wow. Really? From chow into wow? I know, I know. I think we do need a new sofa, maybe. Well, yes. Most definitely you do need a new sofa. But this is not our most pressing issue as of now. No? No! We need to change the both of you. Hey! Obviously, I mean this is a sacred place of business. And look at you. What is this? And I'm talking fabric, not print. It's, uh, it's polyester. It's a... a... polyester. Can you think of anyone who ever got famous wearing both? Esther. Not really, but you do not have to iron it. No! No. No, we're not going to think like that. We're not going to think like a lazy person. Because who is lazy will never be successful. And who is not successful will never be rich. will never be rich. Do you think I got my own TV show? Sitting around on my ass all day, being lazy, not ironing my clothes, wearing... a poke. Holy Mr. Um, Probably not. Exactly. And you. This is not a nightclub. Nor a strip club. I can see your hoo-ha. From fifty miles away. Hey, I think I have very beautiful legs. I think everyone should be able to see them. I can see way more than just your legs. And if you wanted to sell those, you can go do that at the club. But if you wanted to sell funerals, you need to be dressing the part. So let's just dive right into the... So let's just dive right into the Davinia Method, shall we? I mean yes Bubba should stop wearing polyester I mean we're all telling her all the time and we all know it's a fire hazard but she just doesn't listen and I know I've been telling her for years and years girl you need a makeover. Yes, yes, you do. You look a little antiquated. But she still does not listen. But what she said about me, what Miss Divina said about me, you see, this I don't take. I find it quite disrespectful. And how dare she? Why can I not dress a little bit fun? Why can I not be a little bit sexy, a little bit provocative? Why can't I be a little bit sexy, a little bit provocative? I'm a funeral directress that likes to be a little, mmm, you know? And what she said, I do not take. Plus, I always keep it classy. Don't I? What? You can still see my panties again? Oh, no, I'm so sorry. By dressing the part, we already enter step one of the Divinia Method, which is D. the Divinia Method, which is D for dressing the part. This is only the first of six phases, but once they nail all six steps, our business owners are gonna be granted total financial success. I'm so excited. Here they are, our brand new businesswomen. Look at you. You look just gorgeous. Don't you feel much better already? I'm not sure. I can't barely move my legs. And how great is that for all of us? That's what happens. This is a kind of magic. Now that the two of you look presentable, we are already ready to enter phase two of the Divinia Method. We're gonna go through the books. And I'll help you make a plan on how to clear up your finances. Bring me the books. Oh, great. That's Baba's part. Bye. Yeah. Oh. Bring me the books. Oh great, that's Bubba's part. Bye bye. L.A., you stay. We're gonna go through the books all together. Oh no. Stop. Come here, honey. We don't have all day. Oh god. What the hell? Ew, ew, ew, ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew, please, lady. Sorry. Let's see. Oh, it's all good. Do you know in how much depth you actually are? Oh no, Baba usually does the book keeping. I mean, I do have an overview. But the exact number, I'm not so sure about. Oh. Oh my god. Come closer. Not you. Come closer. Come closer. Because this is officially the worst case I've ever had on my show. Honeys, I have to congratulate you. You officially are the people with the worst credit score I have ever had on Divinia. We'll help you. You are in debt of a total of... Drum roll please. in depth of a total of drumroll please 999 thousand euros and 45 cents you cannot risk to not pay another rent because you are already three rents behind. This place will be gone if you don't get your asses off the ground like yesterday. Gone! Look at me. Gone! Just like that. Okay cut! Ladies you need to help me here a little bit, okay? You are not even on the brink of a financial disaster. You ladies are the financial disaster. And you're giving me nothing in the face, nothing. I think now would be a perfect time to cry a bit. So can we do that? So we're going again from the dramatic clap and then I need you to zoom in on their tears, okay? Can you do that? I really don't know what to say. I always thought that I'm a businesswoman knowing what I do. I always thought La Terre is what's keeping me back, really. But isn't it normal for a business to be in a little bit of debt? Really? For a small business, this is a lot. But you know, now we have Divinia and with her method, we can turn things around. We just need to log in and focus like 110% and and then we can do it right? I'm so sorry but I feel really sick and I need to leave. I'm going to go to bed. What the hell is going on and where is the sofa? Jerry, yesterday after the shoot I went to the Würstelstand to get some Käsekrainer. And there was a woman in front of the line. And then she turned around and she asked me about my ethnicity. A woman at the Würstelstand? Yes. He had a special aura, I can tell you that. She had a what? Yeah. And so you know, with my parents being from different cultural backgrounds, it was so hard to answer. But she said, it's really important. I figured it out. And then, you know, she asked me, like, what is your cultural identity? And I was thinking, like, do I even have an identity? Girl, what are you talking about? Don't be ridiculous. Of course you have an identity. Oh God. Oh. What about you being an annoying despot and completely obsessed with the books and making money? Hey! I'm also a hairdresser. Oh, sweetheart. I don't think that's an identity. Anyways, it's very important that I find out. I have to decide. Decide? Yeah, on my cultural identity. Oh, sweetheart. I don't think that's how it works. Plus, you don't have to decide. And we're in the middle of this Divina thing. Yesterday we were doing I for dress, and then we did... No, no, no. That's D for dress, and I for income, and then... Wait, was it I for... No, no, no. It doesn't matter. I'm having an E for existential and C for crisis. Can't you see? Oh, no, sweetheart. Where are you going? Don't leave me alone with her. She's going to come back. Oh, no. Oh, damn it. Where did she go? I think she's having a little bit of a mental breakdown. Oh, my God. Finally. You go. You get that. Full length. All the angles. Okay? You go. You go. No, no, no, no. No. I don't think we should film this. No, wait. I'm afraid we must. What? Well, yes, you signed this agreement. I did? This agreement. Which says that if we don't get the full episode, then you owe us 50,000 euros. What? 50,000 euros? Right there. Oh no. Check again. I see, I see. I'm ready. And since we did I for income yesterday, I know how hard that would hit. Yeah. I'm an expert. Yeah. That's better. Yeah. So? So let's go on for V for representation. I'm ready, let's go. 50.000 euros. I need my camera person. Did you get it? Did you get it? Look at me. So we are back on day two of Devinya will help ya. Yesterday we did a successful D for dressing the part and a rather sobering I for income. But today we're gonna dive right into V for visual representation and then we're gonna do I for investigate your work. So aren't you just so excited, LaDream? Wow, so excited, you too. Oh god. Oh yes, look who is here. Get that, get that. Don't mind me, I'm just going to my shoe platter lessons. You go get that folder. Folder. What? Right, yes. As if it wasn't bad enough, Baba is out here losing it completely. She's going bananas. So you see, and this is why I'm kind of pissed right now. Because you see, I find this hot, delicious person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I have to be here at work all alone in what world is this fair I mean I should be out there on a wonderful date having fun enjoying myself not here doing the freaking Divina method So the pillars of the Divinia Method are D for dressing the part, I for income, V for visual representation. Some may say you could file this under D for dressing the part, but the people who know, know that these are totally different categories. Then we have I for investigate your work, which is the most important one, because that's where I can actually see them doing their job. And then all that's left is N for no excuses and A for always ready. Oh yes. It's been some crazy days. Characters are just gorgeous. With Baba and Tara. Well since Baba seems to get the stress to her, this one really is holding on so tight and is ready to let me investigate her working. So, tell me, Lantern, is this how you usually do things around here? Well, usually, yes. here? Well, usually yes. Well, don't you think that these flowers are maybe a little bit on the cheap side? I mean, are these even real flowers? Are they? Tell us. Tell the people. Are they real? Because I don't think so. No, they are not! They are fake, fake, fake, and cheap, raggedy-ass plastic flowers! Well, but you know that this is kind of a scam, right? The people don't seem to get what they're paying for. Well, we've been going through the books yesterday, Lavender, and as I remember, you are charging your people for real flowers. What's that all about? Well, it's cheaper to just reuse them. I mean, duh. Yeah, but this is kind of a scam, as I said, right? Hey, do you know how much real flowers cost? We're giving people premium funerals on a budget. I think at the end, everyone wins here. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But you could at least be honest about that. But you could at least be honest about that. As you can see, low quality materials will give you low quality customers. Oh, not again. Oh, look who is here. Okay, do you think we can do this in half an hour? Because I have to go to my yodeling lessons. Wow, interesting. Only half an hour to get a funeral ready? Lady, it's a funeral. How long could it take? The person is deceased already. Come on! And that's why I for investigate your working is so important. That's where we can really get to the core of it all. The core of it all? Yes, honey. The core of your problem. See, I have to say it now. You are, right here, look at this. You look at this. You are arranging your own funeral. I'm getting emotional, I'm sorry. This has never happened. I've never shown her before. But I'm not sure if the vineyard method doesn't come way too late at this point. Maybe you need a Christmas miracle after all. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my God, get their faces. That's reality. Wait, no, no, no. But I'm sure... Soon, soon. No, Divina, wait, but I'm sure there's something we can do. I mean, we still have the N and A to go. Well, Latrice, I'm aroat businesswoman, not a miracle worker. But does it mean that this is it? That just gorgeous witches have to close? So now you care. What about you finding yourself or something? Yes, I do need to find myself, but... but... what will we do then? What will we do then? What will we do? Well, let me put it like this. You will file for bankruptcy. And then you pay for your sad little business endeavor. Probably for the rest of your sad little miserable lives. I can't. Oh my God, get their faces. I can't. Oh my god. Get their faces. I can't wait for them. No, you hold it. You hold it. I just need to fix my face there for a second, okay? You hold it. I'm done with this. Hey, wait. Where are you going? Well, if this is our future, then I'm going to go on a hot date instead of being here working myself to bankruptcy. But we have to arrange this funeral. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we have to arrange it. You care. Where were you the whole last day? When all of this was crumbling down and I had to deal with this one? Yeah I don't know but something in me… Something in you what Baba? Something in me cause I'm't want to give up yet. Oh! Darling, you're cute. But I'm a cutthroat businesswoman. I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! Letere, you were so right. I might not have a connection to anything cultural or spiritual, but I'm a goddamn businesswoman! I'm a true neoliberal capitalist at heart! And I'm gonna try to make some money. Until the day I die. And you'll pick up the phone, Letere! We've got to read this goddamn funeral! Yes, yes, Bobo, yes. I really have to give it to you. What you two don't have in skill or brains, or style, you sure do have in passion. So, in the end, our visit at the Just Gorgeous might be one of the most memorable ones I've ever had here. Not only did we get to meet two very interesting, yes, but also most certainly incapable ladies there, but also because it was maybe one of the most inspiring episodes we've ever had on this show. Well, all that's left to say is that I wish these ladies the best of luck and a Christmas miracle after all. Oh God. Oh, I mean, we don't, it's kind of okay I guess. I mean, we don't love that stupid girl, do we? I'm not so sure about that, but... I'm surprised she had some nice words for us in the end. Yeah. I'm also surprised she gave us this cute little Christmas present with her big face on it. It ain't your job. No, no. I'm so excited for my date tonight, girl. So you're still seeing that lawyer? Oh, no, no, no. You were right. It was too good to be true. So he wasn't rich and he wasn't a lawyer. Oh, oh, no, no, no. He was rich and he was a lawyer. He was loaded. But he didn't know a thing about Lady Gaga. We had to go, girl. Can you believe it? Oh, this must be my date for tonight. Come here girl. We have to go girl, can you believe it? Oh! This must be my date for tonight. Come on in, the door is open. It's my little ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex- Thank you! Merry Christmas to me! Let's go! What? Thank you. Thank you.