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 They have no clue, their customers are dead, they are just mortgages

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 From beautician to mortician, was it the right decision

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 from mutician

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 to mortician

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 They are

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 just

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 gorgeous

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 Just gorgeous Yeah, girl.

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 Yes.

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 And I was telling him.

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 I said to him, I said to him, sir, if you think I'm going to leave your establishment,

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 you're going to need to drag me out because I am not leading a free will.

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 I'm not. I'm not doing it. That's what I said. Yes! And can you believe he then

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 propped me up onto his shoulder and threw me outside.

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 Yes! Outside!

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 Girl, I think that might be

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 the last time

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 I step a foot in Kentucky Fried Chicken on a Saturday.

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 What?

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 Okay, girl, I gotta go

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 because Baba thinks that she's the big boss

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 just because she came in time today.

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 Yeah, yeah, I don't know what's going on.

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 Yeah, I'll talk to you later.

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 Love you, girl.

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 Okay, bye, bye, bye.

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 What is it?

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 What are you looking at? What's going on? Who are you talking?

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 Psst. Wait. Let me find out.

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 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bam! She is dead. Should we give her a two-for-one flyer? Don't be so loud. I wasn't looking for any customs, La Terre.

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 Then what in the Miss Marple are you doing? Come on, look at her. Look at her.

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 Her tiny little legs taking those tiny little steps.

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 Oh, my God. And the dog on her leech looks like it's already dead. And her skin, Mama, her skin is see-through.

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 I think girl already knows what's coming up her way.

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 Did you not notice?

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 Notice what, girl? That you're losing it?

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 I mean, I know this business is all too much.

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 It's all much stress for you.

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 Girl, it's... You're losing it.

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 Yuck.

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 What?

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 Oh! Oh, my! Oh my god!

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 Now I see!

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 Girl, I didn't know there was a hot man undressing right in front of our window!

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 Is he always doing that?

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 Do you think I could find anyone getting there?

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 You really have no idea what's happening right across the street?

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 Well I'm sorry Miss Peeping Tomiana,

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 but I'm not accustomed to looking at people's windows.

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 What are you doing?

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 I wasn't looking through this man's window, Lutera.

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 Then what were you looking at?

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 I think I found this man.

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 Oh, even if it's not him, I'll tap him.

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 So you're still looking for love?

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 I am, I am.

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 And I think I came very close the other day.

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 Yes, I did.

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 Did you?

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 I did.

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 We went on this wonderful date actually yesterday.

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 He was a really gorgeous man.

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 But I think, you know, one has to be sure.

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 And I'm not sure if he's the one.

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 Didn't you just tap Mr. Epps?

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 Sweet summer child, Babita.

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 When one finds a fish, one cannot stop fishing.

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 One never knows when there will be another one,

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 bigger one, with a six-figure income,

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 just about the corner.

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 Yes. Mm-hmm, just another quarter. Yes.

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 Okay, but maybe we can talk about this funeral home right across the street now.

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 What?

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 You really didn't notice?

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 Hey, you seem awfully familiar.

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 Somehow, as you can see,

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 this would be the other cheaper, terrible option.

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 Wait, I think I know you from somewhere.

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 Oh, you do?

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 Yeah, was it on the Green Dairs?

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 Oh, come on.

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 Not even if you were the last person on Earth

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 would I ever even think about going on a date with you,

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 you absolutely no good, lowlife, devil woman.

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 Are you sure we didn't go on a date?

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 Never.

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 I would never.

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 That's strange.

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 You know, Mrs. Sowers, we did this kind of a rough introduction,

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 but maybe it's time to leave all of this in the past.

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 Oh, now I know who you are.

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 Hey!

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 You owe us money.

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 You didn't pay us for our job that we did.

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 Yeah, this was a disaster.

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 I should have sued the both of you into oblivion.

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 Oh, shit.

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 But obviously, I mean, what should I have sued you for?

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 This ugly wig?

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 What?

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 That's not what I mean.

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 No, no, no.

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 Hold my earring.

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 Hold.

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 You know, with Sours, you have to excuse my friends.

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 All the makeup and the hairspray, it goes to her head.

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 Sometimes she doesn't even know our name, you know?

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 What are you talking about?

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 Let me just whoop her fancy ass!

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 Chantelle, you wouldn't want your funeral hand with that barbarian's like these, would you?

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 But you're asking me to spend all my life savings!

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 Oh, Chantelle, but I already explained it to you. You cannot take it with you when you die.

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 So why not spend it on now?

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 Like someone as rich as me

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 does every day.

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 I mean, look

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 at that. They don't have any manners.

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 They don't have any fashion sense.

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 And this whole place just screams

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 that poor. Okay, come

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 on, lady.

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 I cannot take anymore. You need to leave.

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 Get out of here.

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 You know where you can find me?

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 Right across the street.

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 And Chantal, don't forget to absolutely ruin my wife's funeral.

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 And I will get back at you for that one.

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 This awful, awful woman.

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 But you, darling, you didn't leave with her.

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 Why?

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 Come, sit down with us.

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 I need someone to arrange my funeral.

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 But Mrs. Flusie is asking me to spend arrange my funeral. Mm-hmm.

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 But Mrs. Floozy is asking me to spend all my money.

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 So you don't think we look dirt poor to you?

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 I don't know.

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 There's a certain charm to it, I guess.

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 Well, thank you.

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 So what's the tea, sis? Why are you planning your own funeral?

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 Oh sweetheart, oh no!

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 Oh, it can't be that bad!

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 Oh no! Oh it can't be that bad!

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 I'm all alone and dying!

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 That sounds pretty bad.

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 Just take another one. Take more, Thorn.

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 You know, you have so much money. Why don't you just plan yourself a gorgeous, fancy funeral, you know?

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 Treat yourself.

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 Oh, wow.

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 Oh, Chantal. Chantal.

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 Oh.

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 Chantal.

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 Oh. Oh, you know, I have this cat.

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 Oh, her name is Duchess Whiskerton.

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 Whiskerton, oh, the only one I have in my life left I found her

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 at a cat shelter and I rescued her

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 and I want to donate some money to the cat shelter

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 because when I'm gone

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 and she has to go back

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 they will treat her really nicely

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 does that make sense? come on They will treat you really nicely!

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 Does that make sense?

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 What makes sense, darling?

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 And floozy sours?

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 Mother bitch!

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 She offered? What did she offer?

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 She said, I can have it put down and buried next to me.

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 Oh, that's awful.

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 Oh, Chantalita, Chantalita, I know you're sour,

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 think that we're poor and everything,

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 but this is, in fact, designer girl,

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 so don't get your snot all over it.

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 What did you just say?

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 What?

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 Come with me, come with me.

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 What did you just say?

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 What?

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 Come with me.

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 Come with me.

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 This woman is maybe losing her life and her cat.

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 We need to stick to what's really important.

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 But you're wearing designer clothes?

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 Yeah, and?

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 You better close the deal with Chantal.

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 I'm going to sell your designer clothes.

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 What?

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 But it's Louis Cretin.

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 Okay, okay.

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 Close the deal. Okay, I will close the deal.

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 Chantal, darling.

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 Chantal.

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 Chantal!

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 I have some news for you.

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 We won't have to put down your cat.

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 No?

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 No! We won't even have to bring her back to the shelter.

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 No?

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 No! She can live here with us.

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 Really?

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 Yes, of course!

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 So you take care of her?

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 Oh, no! Designer! Yes, of course! So you take care of her?

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 Oh, no! Designer!

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 Baba, I'm sure she will love a cat!

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 She's gonna love it! And she can stay here with us!

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 Oh, wow!

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 Oh, Chantal! Oh, wow!

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 Designer! Designer!

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 Designer! Just like that. Oh, yeah. Just like that. I love you. That's gorgeous.

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 Beautiful dead people.

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 I guess we cannot help you.

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 Oh, can't the both of you at least be nice to me after all that you have put me through?

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 What are you even talking about?

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 Oh, you know damn well what I'm talking about.

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 You're the one that opened another funeral home just across the street, just to ruin us.

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 Well, yes, of course.

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 Because don't you remember?

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 I told you.

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 I will ruin you.

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 Because don't you remember? I told you. I will ruin you.

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 Listen, lady.

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 I think that maybe we should have apologized at one point.

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 Apologize?

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 It's not only too late, but also impossible to do that.

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 You totally humiliated me and my dead wife in front of all of the funeral guests.

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 You two cheap-ass hobo half-nots.

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 And I'm very sorry for everything that happened.

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 Sorry.

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 Sorry, you insolvent funeral running losers of the proletarian class.

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 You know, I might look nice, but I do have a right mean swing. Oh, we're back from shopping.

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 Come on, come on.

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 Oh.

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 Chantal!

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 Where have you been?

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 What are you doing here?

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 She's right where she belongs.

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 What are you talking about, Chantal?

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 What is she talking about?

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 Look around, here, look at them.

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 This is not the place for you.

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 In fact, this is not the place for anyone.

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 What is this?

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 Is this, Chantal, I told you, no, no, I told you.

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 Your funeral will be expensive and exclusive.

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 You should not be spending money like this right now!

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 I'm so sorry Mrs. Floozy, but at K. Ray Baba, they promised to take care of Duchess...

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 Duchess?

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 My cat!

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 Your cat?

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 La Terry, open my eyes towards you.

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 I'm sorry, Mrs. Flusie.

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 Compared to this, your funeral home, it's like a Renaissance palace.

252
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 But I am missing the personal touch.

253
00:14:31.940 --> 00:14:33.299
 The personal touch?

254
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 You've got a glass of champagne of your own choosing, Chantal.

255
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 Your own choosing.

256
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 I know.

257
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 But they promised.

258
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 They promised they'll take care of her.

259
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 Let Terry tell me what a passionate cat lady you are.

260
00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:57.240
 Thank you so much.

261
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 Leave it, Chantal.

262
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 Leave it, Shumtar.

263
00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:10.720
 Well, if some stinking cat is more important to you than your own funeral,

264
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 I guess I cannot help you.

265
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 But I can already tell you, you will regret it.

266
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 And you, and you too.

267
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 This is not over.

268
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 There won't be any other idiot choosing a cat over glamour and quality.

269
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 Oh, come on, beat it, sis. Beat it. Beat it.

270
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 That woman is awful.

271
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 Well, I guess I'll see you later at the club, let's hear it.

272
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 Yeah, see you later at the prowl.

273
00:15:45.059 --> 00:15:45.659
 What is this about?

274
00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:51.139
 Oh, you mean that... We're going out later looking for mansions.

275
00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:56.259
 No, you idiot. I'm talking about this cat thing.

276
00:15:57.259 --> 00:16:03.559
 Well, if you cannot recall, earlier today you said close the deal.

277
00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:07.259
 Yes, but I never said anything about no cat.

278
00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.720
 Well, I closed the deal.

279
00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:13.820
 What?

280
00:16:14.460 --> 00:16:18.779
 Hey, I am sure that you're going to love this cat.

281
00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:27.379
 I am sure this cat is the only thing that you're missing from a very happy life. And I would not be surprised that at the end of it,

282
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 you're going to start adopting a thousand more cats.

283
00:16:30.700 --> 00:16:32.659
 I see it. I see it.

284
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 Aww.

285
00:16:36.080 --> 00:17:02.500
 What? Oh, God, what is that?

286
00:17:02.500 --> 00:17:02.799
 Hello?

287
00:17:04.180 --> 00:17:05.619
 I mean, hello?

288
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 Fuck.

289
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 Oh God.

290
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 Oh, I feel so bad.

291
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 Oh.

292
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 Oh.

293
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 Oh.

294
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 Oh.

295
00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:19.619
 Oh, welcome to Just Go.

296
00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:21.720
 Oh, it's just you, Baba.

297
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 Oh God.

298
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 Oh.

299
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 Oh.

300
00:17:24.599 --> 00:17:24.720
 Oh.

301
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 Oh. T. Oh.

302
00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:28.059
 Tatiana, what are you doing?

303
00:17:29.099 --> 00:17:31.279
 I'm just here resting my eyes, Baba.

304
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 Just, you know.

305
00:17:33.819 --> 00:17:36.160
 You were supposed to open up the door today.

306
00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:38.619
 Don't tell me you just came in here to sleep again.

307
00:17:38.740 --> 00:17:40.740
 No, no, no. No, no.

308
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 Shh.

309
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 I was here all night.

310
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 Or was it all morning?

311
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 I don't know. I got here around 5 or 7. Yeah, I know. I just had like three drinks. Nothing really intense. It's just kind of like all a blur right now.

312
00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:59.900
 Three drinks? You smell like the whole distillery.

313
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 Hey! By the way, what the hell is that?

314
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 Hey!

315
00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.000
 By the way, what the hell is that?

316
00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:11.000
 Lucy Sowers is starting a whole war. She's passing us the flyers detailing what happened at the vice general.

317
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 No beauty for dead people at this evi- WHAT?! I mean...

318
00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:23.000
 She's not really lying. We really did fuck that up a little bit. But this is not the point! The point is that everybody needs to know!

319
00:18:24.000 --> 00:18:29.539
 Okay sis, my head is killing me and you need to be quiet.

320
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 Quiet.

321
00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.059
 I can't take it anymore. It's just all too much.

322
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 Oh, Baba.

323
00:18:41.859 --> 00:18:43.900
 Baba, can you please get the phone?

324
00:18:44.859 --> 00:18:47.160
 Unfortunately, this is not the phone.

325
00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:49.960
 Aha! I knew it!

326
00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:52.519
 You took all of my brochures.

327
00:18:53.059 --> 00:18:54.079
 Yes, I did.

328
00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:56.480
 What did you think, that I'd take the slander from you?

329
00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:59.859
 Slander? In no way is this slander.

330
00:19:00.299 --> 00:19:02.160
 I am just a concerned citizen

331
00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:05.740
 informing the neighbourhood of this shady business of yours, okay?

332
00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:09.660
 You're the one that's suggesting putting cats down.

333
00:19:09.859 --> 00:19:16.839
 So what? At least I'm not ruining people's funerals, throwing gallant ladies out of their coffins.

334
00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:20.960
 Come on, it's just too loud. Stop it.

335
00:19:21.619 --> 00:19:26.000
 Oh, yeah, alcoholics. That explains a lot.

336
00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:29.000
 Oh, oh god, oh god.

337
00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:35.000
 You see, my friend is really sick and I think you better leave now.

338
00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:36.000
 Sure.

339
00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:37.000
 Okay.

340
00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:38.000
 Goodbye, bitch.

341
00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.000
 Wait.

342
00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:41.000
 What?

343
00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:51.759
 You know, as business women, I was thinking, maybe we should connect.

344
00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:57.759
 You know, be united in sisterhood against the patriotic structures of the society.

345
00:19:59.119 --> 00:20:00.880
 You know, all this feminism and stuff.

346
00:20:04.319 --> 00:20:08.000
 Oh, don't you remember the day of my wife's funeral?

347
00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:13.000
 I told you I will definitely and completely ruin you and your business.

348
00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:16.000
 And also, I hate it when poor people touch me.

349
00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:17.000
 Gross!

350
00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:19.000
 You know?

351
00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.000
 Hi!

352
00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.000
 Chantal!

353
00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:31.000
 Where have you been? What are you doing here?

354
00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:35.000
 Come on, come with me. I'll take you to my funeral home where you belong.

355
00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.000
 No, she is where she belongs.

356
00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:41.000
 No! You don't want your funeral to be a disaster, Chantal!

357
00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:44.000
 You don't want your pet to be put down, do you?

358
00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:46.000
 Come with me, Chantal. Mr. Shazam! You don't want your pet to be put down, do you? Mr. Shazam!

359
00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:49.000
 Oh my god, the two of you, stop!

360
00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:52.000
 You're being extremely unprofessional!

361
00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.000
 She started it!

362
00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:56.000
 I'm sorry, Mrs. Flusie.

363
00:20:56.000 --> 00:21:00.000
 I know you had your hardship with the Just Gorgeous Funeral Home.

364
00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:02.000
 But, LaTerre?

365
00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:07.119
 LaTerre showed me that life can actually be fun.

366
00:21:09.039 --> 00:21:14.940
 Fun? What do you mean about fun, Chantal? This is not about fun. This is about dying.

367
00:21:18.460 --> 00:21:21.279
 Silence. I've made my decision.

368
00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:26.319
 Well, if this is your decision,

369
00:21:26.779 --> 00:21:29.759
 I'm just glad that you won't be here to witness the consequences.

370
00:21:30.420 --> 00:21:31.700
 Because you will be dead.

371
00:21:31.700 --> 00:21:32.039
 Oh!

372
00:21:41.539 --> 00:21:41.940
 Chantal!

373
00:21:42.859 --> 00:21:43.819
 What the hell?

374
00:21:44.500 --> 00:21:49.000
 Why do you look so good? I thought we got super wasted last night.

375
00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:56.720
 Girl, something big is happening. I'm just so overwhelmed. I think my hangover got cured

376
00:21:56.720 --> 00:22:06.019
 just like that. Besides, I think you were the only one taking body shots of that 70-year-old dude.

377
00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:07.720
 Body shots?

378
00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:12.839
 Well, I guess that will explain all the white hairs I found between my teeth this morning.

379
00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:18.059
 Oh, God.

380
00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:23.099
 So, Baba, I came to bring you my cat.

381
00:22:23.539 --> 00:22:24.599
 What?

382
00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:27.099
 Chantal? So it's really happening?

383
00:22:34.299 --> 00:22:36.039
 It's really happening, Chantal.

384
00:22:39.299 --> 00:22:42.779
 I have to say goodbye to my cat, Duchess Whiskit.

385
00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:46.000
 Oh, God. Duchess Whiskitin. Oh God.

386
00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:48.000
 Duchess Whiskitin.

387
00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:58.000
 Oh Shantan. Oh Shantan. No, I really got to like you. I didn't know it would be happening so soon. Oh Shantan.

388
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:03.000
 You know what I'm telling? You showed me a complete new new way of living.

389
00:23:05.019 --> 00:23:07.160
 Just not caring about anything.

390
00:23:07.460 --> 00:23:08.880
 Living life to the fullest.

391
00:23:09.059 --> 00:23:09.500
 Yes.

392
00:23:10.779 --> 00:23:13.619
 Well, I'm happy you have found Chantal.

393
00:23:15.660 --> 00:23:16.339
 Yeah.

394
00:23:17.339 --> 00:23:18.000
 And I thought...

395
00:23:19.859 --> 00:23:21.000
 Instead of...

396
00:23:22.619 --> 00:23:24.000
 Just going...

397
00:23:30.420 --> 00:23:35.819
 And spending all my last savings on a funeral, I just thought I'm not gonna care anymore. Oh. So I should rather go on a cruise to the

398
00:23:35.819 --> 00:23:44.099
 Caribbean before I die. I don't want to not know what living is before I die.

399
00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:48.299
 is before I die. Well that makes sense Chantal.

400
00:23:48.299 --> 00:23:54.440
 Wait a minute, does this mean that?

401
00:23:54.440 --> 00:24:02.339
 Baba I'm so glad you love cats and you're gonna give duchess a great home and that's

402
00:24:02.339 --> 00:24:35.000
 all that is left to care about. 그녀는 내 집이 아니라, 내가 죽을 때까지 내 몸을 다 버릴 것이다. Wait, Santal!

403
00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:47.000
 Duchess, my precious. Shoo!

404
00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:57.000
 Wait, Shantan, wait! I just wanted to say before you leave, that if your body returns for the Caribbean,

405
00:24:57.000 --> 00:25:01.000
 we will do the funeral for free!

406
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:02.000
 What?

407
00:25:02.000 --> 00:25:05.000
 Yes! We'll do your funeral!

408
00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:07.000
 And for free!

409
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.000
 Oh, Chantal!

410
00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.000
 Oh, my sweet Chantal!

411
00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:16.000
 Good night.

412
00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:20.000
 Have fun in the Caribbean!

413
00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:21.000
 I will.

414
00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:24.000
 What a sweet lady.

415
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.519
 I love her. Oh, oh, oh god.

416
00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:53.500
 Oh Oh, sweet, sweet child.

417
00:25:53.500 --> 00:26:08.980
 I think it's time to leave, Lutera.

418
00:26:11.660 --> 00:26:12.799
 I'm sorry, Baba.

419
00:26:13.240 --> 00:26:15.220
 I know you don't like making any money.

420
00:26:17.220 --> 00:26:18.519
 It's okay, you know.

421
00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:20.799
 Lutera, I think she really deserved this.

422
00:26:21.900 --> 00:27:56.079
 She did. Thank you. Thank you.