WEBVTT 0 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:14.419 They have no clue, their customers are dead 1 00:00:14.419 --> 00:00:18.000 They are just gorgeous 2 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:21.920 From beautician to mortician 3 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:26.000 Was it the right decision? 4 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 From mutician 5 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 to mortician 6 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:36.000 They are just gorgeous 7 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:38.000 Just gorgeous 8 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.000 Ah! Stop it! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 9 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.000 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.000 I'm sorry. 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 I'm sorry. 12 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:50.000 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.000 I'm sorry. 14 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:52.000 I'm sorry. 15 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.000 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 I'm sorry. 17 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 I'm sorry. 18 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.000 I'm sorry. 19 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.000 I'm sorry. 20 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.000 I'm sorry. 21 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.000 I'm sorry. 22 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:00.000 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:01.000 I'm sorry. 24 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:02.000 I'm sorry. 25 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 I'm sorry. 26 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.000 I'm sorry. 27 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.000 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. let you in. I will not! 28 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.000 Open the door now or I'll call the police on you! 29 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:15.000 Not letting the pure reincarnation of evil through my door cannot be a crime. 30 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:20.000 You stole my mask! Look at that! That is thievery! 31 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:24.000 And it will be prosecuted! Now open the door, you idiot! 32 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:27.540 What? I'm typing in the police. I'm in my phone. 33 00:01:27.540 --> 00:01:28.680 As we speak. 34 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:30.379 Goddamn it, come in. 35 00:01:30.379 --> 00:01:33.019 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 36 00:01:33.019 --> 00:01:36.180 You! 37 00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:37.859 Are you happy now? 38 00:01:37.859 --> 00:01:42.859 Well, do I look happy to you? 39 00:01:42.859 --> 00:01:47.519 Well, honey, with that face of yours, I think it's really hard to tell. 40 00:01:48.939 --> 00:01:51.980 You dirty, poor little proletarian. 41 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:56.939 Why the hell don't you focus on this absolute dumpster that you call a funeral home 42 00:01:56.939 --> 00:01:59.180 and leave my mascot alone? 43 00:01:59.180 --> 00:02:00.400 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 44 00:02:00.980 --> 00:02:06.239 You were the one that put this horrible and bizarre looking mascot right in front of our doorstep. 45 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:08.659 What should I do? Thank you for it. 46 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:15.139 Plus, these crazy flyers that are made for children? For literal children? 47 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:19.759 Not only that, they are warning them from coming into our place. 48 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:22.479 You're literally stealing our costume eyes. 49 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:28.000 So what? This is a free country. I'm allowed to advertise whatever I want. 50 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:33.000 For children? That is insane. That is even a new law for you. 51 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.000 Even children die. Or at least their parents do. 52 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:43.000 And if you would have read that flyer, you would know that we also offer funerals to pets and stuffed toys. 53 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:45.419 But you cannot read, I guess. 54 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:48.819 You are crazy! 55 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:54.780 Well, you are crazy since you clearly cannot see the opportunities of where to generate 56 00:02:54.780 --> 00:02:55.740 a new client. 57 00:02:56.240 --> 00:03:01.199 I would rather end up on the streets than stoop down to your levels. 58 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:04.719 My dear, don't worry. You will. 59 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:08.000 Awful woman. You will. Awful woman. 60 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.000 You will. 61 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.000 Get out of here. 62 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.000 Bitch. 63 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.000 What an awful woman. 64 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:20.000 Oh. 65 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:22.000 Now let's get 66 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.000 back to what's real and what's 67 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.199 good. Hello-hmm, mm-hmm. 68 00:03:26.699 --> 00:03:30.699 Hello, Prince Charming 20041678910. 69 00:03:31.180 --> 00:03:34.419 Of course I will go on a date with you. 70 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:35.960 Oh! 71 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:37.759 Will you? 72 00:03:38.259 --> 00:03:40.259 Did you not read on my bio? 73 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:44.280 It says I'm not into fogos, and you look fucking fogly. 74 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:47.819 Oh, shit, it'sly. Oh, shit. 75 00:03:48.039 --> 00:03:48.780 Oh, fuck. 76 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:50.000 Hello. 77 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:52.360 Welcome to Just Gorgeous. 78 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:54.900 Girl, yes, I'm working. 79 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:55.539 I'm super busy. 80 00:03:55.580 --> 00:03:56.060 What do you want? 81 00:03:56.900 --> 00:03:57.280 What? 82 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.479 How is the ladies in business conference? 83 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:02.319 I'm sure you're enjoying yourself. 84 00:04:03.539 --> 00:04:07.439 Sure, I'm here working. I'm so busy right now. 85 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:15.159 Like, oh my god. Stop it, bitch. Yes, I ordered the embalming fluid. What do you think I am, 86 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:22.360 a lazy slob? Hey, if you think that I'm a lazy slob, that is more a you problem. 87 00:04:26.500 --> 00:04:33.860 slob that is more you problem. Maybe what you need is more days away from here. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh oh oh somebody's coming in. Gotta go. Nope. Mm-mm. Can't talk to you. 88 00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:39.639 Gotta go. Welcome to JustGorgeous. How can I help? Gotta bye bitch. 89 00:04:40.180 --> 00:04:44.620 She is so annoying. 90 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:48.480 She is so annoying. 91 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:51.360 What is that smell? 92 00:04:53.379 --> 00:04:53.879 Oh, no. 93 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:57.220 It's coming from the embalming room. 94 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:00.639 Oh, it's getting stronger. 95 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:02.860 Oh, disgusting. 96 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:08.000 Oh, that smells so bad! 97 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:10.000 What is wrong with you? What is happening? 98 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:12.000 Now I have to check you 99 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:14.000 and do extra work 100 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:16.000 that I was not supposed to be doing! 101 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:18.000 Okay, oh god, it smells 102 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:20.000 so sick! Okay, 103 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:22.000 alright, let me check you. 104 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:24.000 Let me just... 105 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:30.959 Oh! Oh no! Oh! Oh! It's leaking! No! That is disgusting! What is happening? 106 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:31.620 Okay, I gotta go. 107 00:05:31.620 --> 00:05:40.120 What is happening with the corpse? It smells like a rotten cheese that was left out in the sun for like five weeks. 108 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:44.779 What? You couldn't do your job because there was no embalming fluid? 109 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:52.319 Okay, but why didn't you tell me? Oh, you did? Are you sure you told me? 110 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:58.000 Okay, you did tell me. All right, okay. Right, right, right. Oh my god, 111 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:01.199 what am I gonna do now? And where do I find embalming fluid, Georg? 112 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:06.000 You don't know? It's always just there? 113 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:08.000 Great, great, great. Well, it seems 114 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.000 I cannot rely on anyone. 115 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:12.000 Huh? 116 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.000 Oh, great. 117 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.000 Embalming fluid. 118 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:18.000 Damn it. 119 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:20.000 How am I gonna find embalming fluid now? 120 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:22.000 Now let me think, La Pera. You can do this, 121 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:24.000 girl. Just because Baba's not 122 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:26.000 here doesn't mean that you can't do this. 123 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:31.000 I mean, yeah, she's always getting the embalming fluid, but I can also do that myself. 124 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:37.000 Ah, damn it. Where am I gonna get embalming fluid now? 125 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:40.000 Wait a minute. 126 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:47.000 Yes, I have a perfect idea! 127 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:02.000 And the champagne! Make sure to order like a dozen. 128 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:08.000 No, make it four dozen. No, make it four dozens. 129 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:10.000 Four dozens? 130 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:11.000 Okay, Miss Towers. 131 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:23.000 Welcome to Closie Towers Funerals. 132 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:26.000 May I be of your assistance? 133 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:28.000 Madam? 134 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:32.000 Oh, hello! 135 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:36.000 Oh, hello! 136 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:42.000 My name is Brunhilde de Bruzer. I'm going to be your personal funeral advisor today. 137 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:45.819 And this is the Miss Closest Hours. You should be lucky that personal funeral adviser today. And this is the Miss Lucy Sowers. You should 138 00:07:45.819 --> 00:07:47.759 be lucky that she is here today. 139 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:52.339 Welcome, my dear. Brunhilde, go and get Mrs... 140 00:07:52.339 --> 00:08:03.339 Oh, my name. Right, right. It's my name. Oh, God. My name is Lily Coffins, yes. Yes, it's 141 00:08:03.339 --> 00:08:03.939 Lily Coffins. 142 00:08:03.939 --> 00:08:05.000 Lily Coffins, yes! Yes, it's Lily Coffins indeed. Lily Coffins. 143 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:11.000 Mrs. Lily Coffins, darling, yes. Be respectful, I am happily married and so much in love. 144 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:14.000 Mrs. Lily Coffins is your name, huh? 145 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:15.000 Yes. 146 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:19.000 Well, don't you want to take after her to scare her off and head, maybe? 147 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:23.000 Oh, I'd rather not. No, no, I'd rather not, darling. 148 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:27.000 In a few days, Lucy Sowers Funer, we handle thousands of funerals each day. 149 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:29.000 There is no shame in your tears. 150 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:35.000 Thousands? Oh, shh. I mean to say thousands of funerals each day. 151 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:39.000 Oh, you must make a fortune here. 152 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.000 The hosts, they don't talk about their finances. 153 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:47.039 Well, you have signed a customer agreement, agreement but yes let's just say we're loaded 154 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:57.519 so you want some champagne oh my darling usually i do not partake in such libations but 155 00:08:57.519 --> 00:09:02.960 if it's a real champagne no of course it is real champagne i think i am 156 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:04.240 Of course it is real champagne, how nice do you think I am? I'm not married. 157 00:09:05.759 --> 00:09:07.759 It's a must, darling. 158 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:08.759 Thank you. 159 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:10.759 Thank you very much. 160 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:12.759 Now. 161 00:09:13.759 --> 00:09:15.759 It's good to see you. 162 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:19.759 Oh, this is cute. 163 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:21.759 Oh, jeez. 164 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:22.759 Jeez, oh, thanks. 165 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:23.759 Oh. 166 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:31.000 It's real white margarine. It's from the new Louis Couton coffin collection, Death by Llamours. 167 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:33.000 Did you say Louis Couton? 168 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:36.000 Yes, very expensive and very rare. 169 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:46.000 Oh, I didn't mean to know that it sits in the Huvain line of coffins. How marvellous! And the detailing quite marvellous indeed. 170 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.000 Oh, my dear, no offence, but you don't really look like you're eating at the morning. 171 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:55.000 Or the chest. I don't know about such things. 172 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:57.000 Oh, well... 173 00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:59.000 Yes, but... 174 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.000 Come, let's have a seat. 175 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:04.000 I must. I must. 176 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:06.039 Please. I'm quite parched. 177 00:10:06.899 --> 00:10:07.059 Oh. 178 00:10:07.820 --> 00:10:08.500 Ah. 179 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:11.740 Please. 180 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:14.460 Oh, thank you very much, darling. 181 00:10:14.600 --> 00:10:15.360 Oh, wow. 182 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:16.320 Look at that. 183 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:16.679 Oh. 184 00:10:17.740 --> 00:10:18.259 Oh. 185 00:10:20.899 --> 00:10:25.000 That must be like what drinking puke oil must be like, darling. 186 00:10:25.000 --> 00:10:29.000 You know what? I'll drink another one something. 187 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:31.000 Yes, yes, now that you're already here. 188 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:34.000 Yes, thank you. I'll go on. 189 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:40.000 You know, I can see you're very, very thirsty. 190 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:44.000 Oh, a little pudged. Yes, I'm a little pudged, thank you. 191 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:46.000 But no, I'm all right, thank you so much. Actually, one more wouldn. Yes, I'm a little pudge, thank you. But no, I'm alright, thank you so much. 192 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:51.000 Actually, one more wouldn't hurt, would it? No, no, I don't think so, right? 193 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:54.000 Thank you so much, Brunhilde. 194 00:10:54.000 --> 00:11:12.000 Oh, yes. So, my dear, how can we help you today? You know, we here at Flossie Sauer's Funerals, we offer all kinds of funerals, special funeral 195 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:19.000 services, as well as special funeral land plannings, and also a very special luxurious 196 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:25.600 funeral package with special VIP guests. And of course, we also do offer a... 197 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:28.000 How do I say? 198 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:32.799 Special drama package if you really want to go to the bang! 199 00:11:32.799 --> 00:11:38.200 Oh, bang! Wow, that sounds rather special indeed, doesn't it? 200 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:43.600 Darling, darling, would you please allow me to entertain myself 201 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.000 with the funeral drama package? 202 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:50.000 Oh, my dear, let me tell you. 203 00:11:50.000 --> 00:12:00.000 You know, when my late wife, Herb Burnham, of Wellington, from Schoenebeck-Hemingway, the fourth died, you know. 204 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:08.840 Oh, when she died, I made the terrible, terrible, terrible mistake of hiring the wrong funeral home. 205 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:10.740 Oh, darling, are you sure there were that many? 206 00:12:10.740 --> 00:12:12.000 Don't interrupt me, swimmers. 207 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:13.480 I don't want to watch this big thing go. 208 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:18.159 Oh, these terrible, terrible, terrible women. 209 00:12:18.820 --> 00:12:21.879 They absolutely ruined my wife's funeral. 210 00:12:22.100 --> 00:12:23.519 They wrecked it. 211 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:24.000 I ruined my wife. They wrecked me. 212 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:29.000 And every night, 213 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.000 when I tried to sleep, 214 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:34.000 I just pictured my wife's dead body 215 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:36.000 falling out of the carpet 216 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.000 in front of everyone. 217 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:39.000 Oh my dear. 218 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:41.000 And me right behind. 219 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:42.000 Oh, something hurts. 220 00:12:42.000 --> 00:12:43.000 Oh baby. 221 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:54.000 And since that day, all my friends in the Kuwaitians has ever want to talk about this horrible, horrible event. 222 00:12:54.000 --> 00:13:01.000 You know, after such a high back at your lease, I thought to myself, it had a really great 223 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:02.000 dramatic effect. 224 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:03.000 It won't. 225 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:07.039 Oh, and now we at Blue Cesar's Funeral, 226 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:11.100 we offer actresses who come to your very own funeral 227 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:13.480 and to make a whole big drama. 228 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:15.299 Oh, they will? 229 00:13:15.299 --> 00:13:16.799 Oh, isn't that great? 230 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:21.019 Oh yes, we actually offer three levels of drama. 231 00:13:21.019 --> 00:13:22.100 Yes, we do. 232 00:13:22.100 --> 00:13:23.740 We start with level one. 233 00:13:23.740 --> 00:13:30.399 Level one includes up to three different actresses that are all very attractive and mysterious. 234 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:34.960 And they will throw themselves over your dead body wearing... 235 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:38.399 Why didn't you pick me? Why not me? 236 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:41.360 Oh, sweet chance. It's enough. You've done enough. 237 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:45.600 Oh, and then of course we have level two, 238 00:13:45.779 --> 00:13:49.799 in which there will be an entire group of invitees 239 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:51.440 and of course guests at your funeral 240 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:56.299 fighting over who loved you more 241 00:13:56.299 --> 00:13:59.340 right until it comes to a big, big brawl. 242 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:02.080 Oh, a brawl. I love a brawl. 243 00:14:02.460 --> 00:14:03.059 Oh, yes. 244 00:14:03.460 --> 00:14:05.720 And then of course we have level three. 245 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:08.639 It is a whole TV-style drama. 246 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:13.100 Yes, which will include you and your dead body 247 00:14:13.100 --> 00:14:16.399 falling out of the coffin right in front of everyone. 248 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.179 What did you say? 249 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:21.279 What? 250 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:24.639 Yes. 251 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:37.000 Doesn't that sound exciting my dear? Think I do hope, Lucisaurus Experience, your entire funeral will be modeled exactly after what happened to me. 252 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:53.240 Right, right. So, let me get that straight, darling. So you mean to tell me that you went through this horrible and terrible and traumatizing story, yet you sell it to other customers? 253 00:14:54.019 --> 00:15:06.500 Ah, you know, people like me, we don't dwell in the past. We seized opportunities and then we just went this loose out of me. I don't know if you're very educated in this topic, 254 00:15:06.500 --> 00:15:09.720 but you know, rich people, 255 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:14.720 they know how to turn tragedies into possibilities. 256 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:17.860 Right. I tell you what, darling, I tell you what. 257 00:15:17.860 --> 00:15:21.679 I have been suddenly succumbed by a need of a water closet. 258 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:23.519 Yes, I need the loo. 259 00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:25.879 Could you please point me to the nearest loo darling? 260 00:15:25.879 --> 00:15:31.879 Please follow me. Oh yes, I must piss in the pot. Please take me in there darling. 261 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:34.879 Isn't it here? Oh come on, purple. 262 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:53.759 She said she would need some time, because she would rather not have me in front of the door. 263 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:54.759 Which is a secret. 264 00:15:54.759 --> 00:16:08.679 You know, something is really off with that woman, but I just cannot point it out exactly. Oh, even this room is well designed. 265 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:09.679 Go on. 266 00:16:09.679 --> 00:16:10.679 I wonder if it's also... 267 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:12.679 No, maybe it's her... 268 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:17.679 ugly poor people clothing. 269 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:18.679 Ah! 270 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:20.679 Put it in their eye, it's so funny. 271 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:22.679 Yeah, it's probably that. 272 00:16:22.679 --> 00:16:23.679 Yes. 273 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:24.679 Oh! 274 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:27.000 I wonder if it's also who we could talk to. 275 00:16:30.139 --> 00:16:35.179 Maybe it's better if we go to the back and see what she's doing up there. 276 00:16:36.740 --> 00:16:38.679 Here's the embalming fluid. 277 00:16:39.100 --> 00:16:40.759 Yes, come to mama. 278 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:50.740 Of course, of course. 279 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:52.340 Mrs. Crawford? 280 00:16:54.419 --> 00:16:55.639 Oh, no, I can explain. 281 00:16:57.940 --> 00:16:58.379 Oh, what is going on here? 282 00:16:58.980 --> 00:16:59.220 Hey, wait! 283 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:00.559 You wait right there! 284 00:17:01.580 --> 00:17:01.799 No, do you hear that? 285 00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:02.940 There's someone at your door. 286 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:03.679 Must be going. 287 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.019 What? I don't know who you are. What? I did! I don't want to go in your house! 288 00:17:06.019 --> 00:17:06.519 No! 289 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:07.019 What? 290 00:17:07.019 --> 00:17:09.019 I know who you are. 291 00:17:09.019 --> 00:17:11.019 No, I can explain, I told you. 292 00:17:11.019 --> 00:17:15.019 You are the undercover reporter from the magazine Funeral Home today, right? 293 00:17:15.019 --> 00:17:17.019 Oh! 294 00:17:17.019 --> 00:17:20.019 I have to say I'm sorry to be a fan of your magazine. 295 00:17:20.019 --> 00:17:24.019 I just love how you sneak into Aunt's expecting funeral house. 296 00:17:24.019 --> 00:17:29.000 Oh, oh darling. It's just a job, but it's also my passion. 297 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:32.000 And? 298 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:34.000 And what? 299 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:36.000 Oh, what do you want to see? 300 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:39.000 I can show you every nook and cranny of this funeral home. 301 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:41.000 I can give you the whole tour. 302 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:45.000 You will soon see it is all in perfect condition. 303 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:49.000 Oh, well, my dear, now that my cover has been blown, 304 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:53.000 I mean to say that this was not the way it was supposed to be, 305 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:56.000 I really must be leaving. 306 00:17:56.000 --> 00:18:00.000 I'm a prize to the Lou. Please, please, don't go. 307 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:01.000 But... 308 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:04.000 Nobody has to know that your cover has been blown. 309 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.000 Ned. 310 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:10.000 I am sure we can have some kind of arrangement, if you know what I mean. 311 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:11.000 An arrangement? 312 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:12.000 Yes. 313 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:13.000 Oh. 314 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.000 Yes. 315 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:15.000 Yes. 316 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:16.000 Yes. 317 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:17.000 Yes. 318 00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:18.000 Yes. 319 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:19.000 Yes. 320 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:20.000 Yes. 321 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:21.000 Yes. 322 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.000 Yes. 323 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:23.000 Yes. 324 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:24.000 Yes. 325 00:18:24.000 --> 00:18:26.539 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, did you mean 500 euros? No. Oh! Oh, Lord, it's raining in here. 326 00:18:26.819 --> 00:18:28.339 Oh, my God. 327 00:18:28.700 --> 00:18:29.819 Oh, Gunnhilde. 328 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:30.799 Oh. 329 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.660 Oh, you know, 590 euros is not so much. 330 00:18:34.019 --> 00:18:35.299 Let's say maybe 1,000. 331 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:37.000 1,000? 332 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:40.539 Oh, my dear, I think with 1,000 euros, 333 00:18:40.859 --> 00:18:43.420 I'd be ignored by journalistic standards indeed. 334 00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:47.339 Yes, yes, let me get some more. Okay, right 335 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:49.880 Darling 336 00:18:56.500 --> 00:19:03.180 Let me tell you darling I will see you tomorrow I really must be leaving I'll send the photographer 337 00:19:03.180 --> 00:19:06.559 So right right. See you on the cover of the magazine. 338 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:08.559 Oh, wait a second. 339 00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:09.559 You what? 340 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:12.559 I am a woman of honour. 341 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:13.559 You are? 342 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:19.559 Yes, my dear. This was not just a bribe to put me on the cover of the magazine. 343 00:19:19.559 --> 00:19:20.559 It was not? 344 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:28.000 No, of course not. You will come with me and Grinilda now, and we will show you around. 345 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:29.000 All right. 346 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:31.000 Come on, my dear, come on. 347 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.000 I have lived much to bear here with you. 348 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.000 I don't know what to say. 349 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:37.000 But I'll help you now. 350 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:39.000 No, no, we'll show you everything. 351 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.000 Oh, really? 352 00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:42.000 Come on, let's go. 353 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:44.000 Oh, is that all you've got? 354 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:45.000 Oh, really? Oh, oh, there you go. Oh, is that a nautonail? 355 00:19:57.000 --> 00:20:01.000 It's been like hours walking around your establishment. 356 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:07.000 I know. So now you know that Friuli Lucy's house in Greenwich North has only their best interest at heart. 357 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:15.000 Oh, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. I love it. I tell you dear, I would much rather live here than in my stinking place. 358 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:24.000 I do, I do. It is so beautiful. But darling, I really must be leaving. So I'll see you soon, darling, okay? 359 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.000 So you send them soon darling, okay? 360 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:27.000 So you send them over tomorrow, right? 361 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:29.000 Send who what where? 362 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:30.000 The photographers. 363 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:35.000 Oh, you're sure? They'll be here tomorrow darling, they'll be here. Okay right darling. 364 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:38.000 Don't you want a bottle of champagne to go? 365 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:42.000 Well, I think, you know... 366 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:46.000 You know it's not a fly-h item, it's just a little present. 367 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:50.000 Well if it's just a little present I can't say no, can't I? 368 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:52.000 Oh God! 369 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.000 Oh no! Oh! Oh! 370 00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:56.000 Oh, sorry! 371 00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:58.000 Mrs. Sowens, please no! 372 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:00.000 Oh God, please! 373 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:02.000 What the heck are you doing here? 374 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:04.000 I'm giving back my money! 375 00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:06.000 No, Mrs. Sow Howard, please take it! 376 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:08.000 It's not something I can explain! 377 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:10.000 Mrs. Howard, please! 378 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:12.000 We don't have embalming fluid in our phone! 379 00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:14.000 Please, can you please take it? 380 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:16.000 You really come over here just to steal 381 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:18.000 embalming fluid? 382 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:22.000 You came over here just to mess with my business? 383 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:24.000 No, no, no, Mrs. Howard, no, no! 384 00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:26.000 You see, we don't even have an bowling flip. 385 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:28.000 Please don't tell Babita. She's gonna kill me. 386 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:30.000 She finds out that I... 387 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:32.000 Please, let me just take it. Let me just take it. 388 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:34.000 Let me just take one. Don't take it. 389 00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:36.000 I want it. 390 00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:38.000 Please! 391 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:40.000 You're very desperate. 392 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:42.000 I am very desperate. 393 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:44.000 Can't you see? 394 00:21:44.000 --> 00:22:06.000 Oh, well. I'd? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Free labor, I'm sure you like that. Free labor. I can do your makeup girl. I can do you. 395 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:08.000 Please, just get up. 396 00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:10.000 Stop embarrassing yourself. 397 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:12.000 Maddie will already have it. 398 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.000 What? 399 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:17.000 You know, now that I think about it, 400 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:22.000 there is actually one thing you could do for me. 401 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:25.460 Oh no. Oh. 402 00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:49.299 Oh. Hello. Hello? 403 00:22:49.299 --> 00:22:49.500 Hello? 404 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:59.900 Latata, I'm back. 405 00:23:02.579 --> 00:23:03.740 Hey, Baba. 406 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:07.000 Time for you to take over here now. 407 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:13.000 Why are you dressed like that? 408 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:17.000 Girl, I'm doing this little favor for Mrs. Sowers or something. 409 00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:21.000 Don't ask me about it. But I'm glad you're back. 410 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:25.500 Lucy Sowers? Why would he do her a favor? 411 00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:28.200 Oh, girl, don't ask too many questions. 412 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:31.599 We got into this thing, it got complicated, but oh, oh, oh. 413 00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:33.700 I'm glad you're back. I'm going. 414 00:23:33.700 --> 00:23:35.700 See you later. 415 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:41.400 Oh. Oh, God. 416 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:43.400 Lock the door. 417 00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:46.319 Oh. Oh. Bye, Barbara. Oh God, lock the door. 418 00:25:03.900 --> 00:00:00.000 Bye, Bible. Thank you.