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 They have no clue, their customers are dead, they are just mortgages.

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 From beautician to mortician, was it the right decision?

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 From mutician

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 to mortician

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 They are just gorgeous

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 Just gorgeous Oh, what a wonderful day it is. So, here we are in this little, you're too close, little funeral home.

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 Just gorgeous.

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 Beauty for dead people.

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 Now we're going to surprise Baba's business partner, Latir.

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 How will she react to the fact that their failing business was selected for this year's Christmas special edition of

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 The Viña Will Help Ya. Christmas special edition of Divinia will help you. Where we pick out the worst

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 of the worst, the brokest of the brok, the most challenging cases of the year. This place really does need my help.

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 Or even a Christmas miracle.

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 It's okay, darling. You can let your emotions run free.

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 Who the hell are you and why is this camera pointed at my face?

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 Okay, cut.

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 Oh, wait. You seem familiar. Baba, who is this?

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 Familiar? Don't you know who I am?

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 Letera, don't you remember I signed us up for the reality TV show? Divinia will help

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 you. Oh my God. You're that lady from that TV show. That TV show. Darling, I'm saving lives.

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 People, I bring families back together. And not only save their failing businesses from total ruin but also their whole ass existence so

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 show some respect yes show some respect let's have so can we do this again now

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 Baba yeah thank you so you you you come with me. And you, you better act freaking surprised.

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 Maybe, yeah, cry a bit.

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 Or even throw in a little hug.

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 No.

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 No, please don't do that.

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 That's really, really expensive.

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 So shall we?

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 Wait, but I'm not camera ready right now.

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 I look terrible. No. now. I look terrible.

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 No.

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 What?

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 You look amazing.

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 Just what the camera loves.

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 Really? You think so?

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 Oh, yes, you look very poor.

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 That really helps us bring the point across.

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 So, now show some respect and cry.

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 Oh, oh, oh, I don't think I can cry right now.

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 Uh, Divina, I think Latera needs a little pep talk.

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 Yeah, let me talk to her for a minute and I'll get her into the groove, get her camera

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 ready.

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 Can we do that?

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 Okay. So we will go and take some b-roll of spider webs, water damages and whatever else terrible

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 things we will find and trust me, considering my first impression. That will buy you some time.

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 You come with me.

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 Baba, come. Sit down.

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 Baba, why didn't you tell me this was happening today?

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 I didn't know myself! They surprised me at 8 in the morning! My hair was still up in rollers, I was wearing my pyjamas!

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 Well tell her to leave! I don't want to be on no one's pity party show!

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 But let's have a pity! Think about it! We can learn so much from Divinia!

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 Plus, once this airs on TV, everybody will know that to Scotchers, this is free advertisement.

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 Please, La Terre, do it for me!

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 Do it for the business!

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 Do it for us!

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 Okay, okay, wow.

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 Oh, Baba, the things you put me through.

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 But if it means that much for you.

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 But I tell you now and immediately,

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 I will not be crying, okay?

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 And I need at least

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 45 minutes to be camera ready.

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 Maybe like

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 a little tear you could shed?

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 Oh, alright.

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 I've had such a good day today,

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 maybe I push out a little tear for you.

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 How you doing?

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 Oh, Baba.

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 Oh.

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 I'm in love.

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 You are in love now?

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 Yeah.

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 Check it out, check it out.

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 Look, look, look.

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 He's 32 years old.

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 A lawyer.

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 Oh, my God.

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 Okay.

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 And he loves, he loves, he loves

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 long walks on the beach,

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 fried chicken, j'adore.

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 Okay, Mai Tai, and Lady Gaga.

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 Oh my god.

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 he does look cute, but... What?

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 What do you mean?

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 Doesn't this sound

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 a little bit too good to be true?

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 Did you meet in person yet?

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 No, apart. You sound a little bit too good to be true. Did you meet in person yet? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, We exchanged some very spicy and delicious and dandalizing pictures.

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 Do you want to see? I can show you.

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 I think I'm good. I need to talk to the vineyard now.

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 Oh, are you sure?

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 Yes.

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 Oh, okay.

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 Well, I'll show you later. They're very hypnotizing, darling.

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 Bye. Bye. Okay.

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 Yeah, that's really good.

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 How did I do that?

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 I took one step into the disc gorgeous and it was already clear to me.

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 These two women, they... Yeah, they really try their hardest.

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 They really seem to live for what they do.

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 But honey, they don't have any idea on how to run a business.

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 It is all a mess.

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 They're wearing tacky outfits, cheap perfumes, you don't want to smell it. They're

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 in desperate need of a style consultant, a plumber, an interior designer, a shower even.

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 To make it short, it really is all a mess. But this is what I love, a good challenge.

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 But this is what I love.

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 A good challenge.

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 And here it is.

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 Probably one of the biggest challenges we have ever seen on Divinia.

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 We'll help you.

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 Okay, Kat.

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 So, let me be blunt, darlings.

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 Everything I've seen so far is not the way it is supposed to be.

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 No?

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 No.

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 No, no, it really is not.

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 Is it not? No, everything, everything.

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 But think about it.

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 Think about what would Divinia do, what would I do,

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 in order to turn your business from chow into wow.

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 Really?

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 From chow into wow?

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 I know, I know. I think we do need a new sofa, maybe.

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 Well, yes.

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 Most definitely you do need a new sofa.

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 But this is not our most pressing issue as of now.

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 No?

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 We need to change the both of you.

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 Hey!

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 Obviously, I mean this is a sacred place of business.

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 And look at you.

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 What is this?

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 And I'm talking fabric, not print.

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 It's, uh, it's polyester.

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 It's a...

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 a...

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 polyester.

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 Can you think of anyone who ever got famous wearing both?

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 Esther.

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 Not really, but you do not have to iron it.

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 No!

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 No. No, we're not going to think like that. We're not going to think like a lazy person.

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 Because who is lazy will never be successful. And who is not successful will never be rich.

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 will never be rich.

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 Do you think I got my own TV show? Sitting around on my ass all day, being lazy,

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 not ironing my clothes,

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 wearing...

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 a poke.

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 Holy Mr.

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 Um, Probably not.

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 Exactly.

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 And you.

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 This is not a nightclub.

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 Nor a strip club.

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 I can see your hoo-ha.

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 From fifty miles away.

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 Hey, I think I have very beautiful legs.

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 I think everyone should be able to see them.

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 I can see way more than just your legs.

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 And if you wanted to sell those, you can go do that at the club.

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 But if you wanted to sell funerals, you need to be dressing the part.

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 So let's just dive right into the...

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 So let's just dive right into the Davinia Method, shall we? I mean yes

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 Bubba should stop wearing polyester

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 I mean we're all telling her all the time

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 and we all know it's a fire hazard

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 but she just doesn't listen

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 and I know I've been telling her for years

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 and years girl you need a makeover.

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 Yes, yes, you do.

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 You look a little antiquated.

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 But she still does not listen.

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 But what she said about me, what Miss Divina said about me,

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 you see, this I don't take.

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 I find it quite disrespectful.

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 And how dare she?

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 Why can I not dress a little bit fun?

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 Why can I not be a little bit sexy, a little bit provocative?

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 Why can't I be a little bit sexy, a little bit provocative? I'm a funeral directress that likes to be a little,

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 mmm, you know?

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 And what she said, I do not take.

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 Plus, I always keep it classy.

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 Don't I?

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 What?

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 You can still see my panties again?

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 Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

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 By dressing the part, we already enter step one of the Divinia Method, which is D.

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 the Divinia Method, which is D for dressing the part.

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 This is only the first of six phases, but once they nail all six steps,

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 our business owners are gonna be granted

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 total financial success.

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 I'm so excited.

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 Here they are, our brand new businesswomen.

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 Look at you.

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 You look just gorgeous.

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 Don't you feel much better already?

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 I'm not sure. I can't barely move my legs.

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 And how great is that for all of us?

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 That's what happens. This is a kind of magic.

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 Now that the two of you look presentable, we are already ready to enter phase two of the Divinia Method.

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 We're gonna go through the books.

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 And I'll help you make a plan on how to clear up your finances.

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 Bring me the books. Oh, great. That's Baba's part. Bye. Yeah. Oh. Bring me the books.

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 Oh great, that's Bubba's part.

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 Bye bye.

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 L.A., you stay.

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 We're gonna go through the books all together.

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 Oh no.

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 Stop.

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 Come here, honey.

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 We don't have all day.

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 Oh god.

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 What the hell?

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 Ew, ew, ew, ew.

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 Ew. Ew. Ew, please, lady.

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 Sorry.

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 Let's see.

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 Oh, it's all good. Do you know in how much depth you actually are?

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 Oh no, Baba usually does the book keeping.

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 I mean, I do have an overview.

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 But the exact number, I'm not so sure about.

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 Oh. Oh my god.

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 Come closer.

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 Not you.

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 Come closer.

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00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:10.000
 Come closer. Because this is officially the worst case I've ever had on my show.

250
00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:27.000
 Honeys, I have to congratulate you.

251
00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:35.000
 You officially are the people with the worst credit score I have ever had on Divinia.

252
00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:38.000
 We'll help you.

253
00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:44.000
 You are in debt of a total of...

254
00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:45.400
 Drum roll please. in depth of a total of drumroll please

255
00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:52.299
 999

256
00:17:52.299 --> 00:17:55.319
 thousand euros

257
00:17:55.319 --> 00:17:57.940
 and 45 cents

258
00:17:57.940 --> 00:18:04.319
 you cannot risk to not pay another rent because you are already

259
00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:08.440
 three rents behind. This place will

260
00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:13.279
 be gone if you don't get your asses off the ground like yesterday.

261
00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:25.759
 Gone! Look at me. Gone! Just like that.

262
00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:29.940
 Okay cut!

263
00:18:33.140 --> 00:18:35.180
 Ladies you need to help me here a little bit, okay?

264
00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:42.680
 You are not even on the brink of a financial disaster. You ladies are the financial disaster.

265
00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:46.640
 And you're giving me nothing in the face, nothing.

266
00:18:50.559 --> 00:18:52.400
 I think now would be a perfect time to cry a bit.

267
00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:57.359
 So can we do that?

268
00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:06.480
 So we're going again from the dramatic clap and then I need you to zoom in on their tears, okay?

269
00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:36.539
 Can you do that? I really don't know what to say.

270
00:19:39.859 --> 00:19:40.859
 I always thought that I'm a businesswoman knowing what I do.

271
00:19:43.740 --> 00:19:45.279
 I always thought La Terre is what's keeping me back, really.

272
00:19:48.779 --> 00:19:51.859
 But isn't it normal for a business to be in a little bit of debt?

273
00:19:54.779 --> 00:19:56.160
 Really? For a small business, this is a lot.

274
00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:01.000
 But you know, now we have Divinia and with her method, we can turn things around.

275
00:20:06.259 --> 00:20:55.759
 We just need to log in and focus like 110% and and then we can do it right? I'm so sorry but I feel really sick and I need to leave. I'm going to go to bed. What the hell is going on and where is the sofa?

276
00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:07.000
 Jerry, yesterday after the shoot I went to the Würstelstand to get some Käsekrainer. And there was a woman in front of the line.

277
00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:13.000
 And then she turned around and she asked me about my ethnicity.

278
00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:15.000
 A woman at the Würstelstand?

279
00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:18.000
 Yes. He had a special aura, I can tell you that.

280
00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:19.000
 She had a what?

281
00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:20.000
 Yeah.

282
00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:26.680
 And so you know, with my parents being from different cultural backgrounds, it was so hard to answer.

283
00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:29.880
 But she said, it's really important.

284
00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:31.000
 I figured it out.

285
00:21:32.339 --> 00:21:36.079
 And then, you know, she asked me, like, what is your cultural identity?

286
00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:39.940
 And I was thinking, like, do I even have an identity?

287
00:21:42.579 --> 00:21:44.539
 Girl, what are you talking about?

288
00:21:44.619 --> 00:21:47.000
 Don't be ridiculous. Of course you have an identity.

289
00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:57.000
 Oh God. Oh. What about you being an annoying despot and completely obsessed with the books and making money?

290
00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:01.000
 Hey! I'm also a hairdresser.

291
00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:06.000
 Oh, sweetheart. I don't think that's an identity.

292
00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:12.000
 Anyways, it's very important that I find out.

293
00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.000
 I have to decide.

294
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:16.000
 Decide?

295
00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:18.000
 Yeah, on my cultural identity.

296
00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:20.000
 Oh, sweetheart.

297
00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:23.000
 I don't think that's how it works.

298
00:22:23.000 --> 00:22:25.759
 Plus, you don't have to decide.

299
00:22:26.359 --> 00:22:28.859
 And we're in the middle of this Divina thing.

300
00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:33.579
 Yesterday we were doing I for dress, and then we did...

301
00:22:33.579 --> 00:22:37.980
 No, no, no. That's D for dress, and I for income, and then...

302
00:22:37.980 --> 00:22:39.519
 Wait, was it I for... No, no, no.

303
00:22:39.779 --> 00:22:44.819
 It doesn't matter. I'm having an E for existential and C for crisis.

304
00:22:45.539 --> 00:22:45.819
 Can't you see?

305
00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:50.799
 Oh, no, sweetheart. Where are you going? Don't leave me alone with her.

306
00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:53.660
 She's going to come back.

307
00:22:54.460 --> 00:22:56.079
 Oh, no.

308
00:22:57.759 --> 00:22:59.180
 Oh, damn it.

309
00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:02.200
 Where did she go?

310
00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:06.619
 I think she's having a little bit of a mental breakdown.

311
00:23:07.220 --> 00:23:07.599
 Oh, my God.

312
00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:08.559
 Finally.

313
00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:09.460
 You go.

314
00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:10.240
 You get that.

315
00:23:10.839 --> 00:23:11.059
 Full length.

316
00:23:11.819 --> 00:23:11.859
 All the angles.

317
00:23:12.220 --> 00:23:12.440
 Okay?

318
00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:12.920
 You go.

319
00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:13.220
 You go.

320
00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:14.200
 No, no, no, no. No.

321
00:23:14.420 --> 00:23:16.279
 I don't think we should film this.

322
00:23:16.460 --> 00:23:17.240
 No, wait.

323
00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:19.599
 I'm afraid we must.

324
00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:20.539
 What?

325
00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:23.900
 Well, yes, you signed this agreement.

326
00:23:24.559 --> 00:23:26.000
 I did?

327
00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:28.000
 This agreement.

328
00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:38.000
 Which says that if we don't get the full episode, then you owe us 50,000 euros.

329
00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:41.000
 What? 50,000 euros?

330
00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:42.000
 Right there.

331
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.000
 Oh no.

332
00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:44.000
 Check again.

333
00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:45.000
 I see, I see.

334
00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:46.000
 I'm ready.

335
00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:53.000
 And since we did I for income yesterday, I know how hard that would hit.

336
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:54.000
 Yeah.

337
00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:55.000
 I'm an expert.

338
00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:56.000
 Yeah.

339
00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:57.000
 That's better.

340
00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:58.000
 Yeah.

341
00:23:58.000 --> 00:23:59.000
 So?

342
00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:02.000
 So let's go on for V for representation.

343
00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.000
 I'm ready, let's go.

344
00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.000
 50.000 euros.

345
00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:10.000
 I need my camera person.

346
00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:14.000
 Did you get it? Did you get it?

347
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.000
 Look at me.

348
00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:22.000
 So we are back on day two of Devinya will help ya.

349
00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:29.180
 Yesterday we did a successful D for dressing the part and a rather sobering

350
00:24:29.180 --> 00:24:38.440
 I for income. But today we're gonna dive right into V for visual representation and then we're

351
00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:49.759
 gonna do I for investigate your work. So aren't you just so excited, LaDream? Wow, so excited, you too.

352
00:24:49.759 --> 00:25:06.720
 Oh god. Oh yes, look who is here. Get that, get that. Don't mind me, I'm just going to my shoe platter lessons.

353
00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:09.079
 You go get that folder. Folder.

354
00:25:24.880 --> 00:25:25.400
 What?

355
00:25:27.539 --> 00:25:28.539
 Right, yes.

356
00:25:28.799 --> 00:25:31.940
 As if it wasn't bad enough,

357
00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:34.920
 Baba is out here losing it completely.

358
00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:36.259
 She's going bananas.

359
00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:37.500
 So you see,

360
00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:40.140
 and this is why I'm kind of pissed right now.

361
00:25:40.140 --> 00:25:40.900
 Because you see,

362
00:25:41.059 --> 00:25:43.480
 I find this hot, delicious person.

363
00:25:43.700 --> 00:25:44.400
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

364
00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:46.480
 And now I have to

365
00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:53.380
 be here at work all alone in what world is this fair I mean I should be out

366
00:25:53.380 --> 00:25:58.859
 there on a wonderful date having fun enjoying myself not here doing the

367
00:25:58.859 --> 00:26:02.220
 freaking Divina method

368
00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:26.579
 So the pillars of the Divinia Method are D for dressing the part, I for income, V for visual representation. Some may say you could file this under D for dressing the part,

369
00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:30.640
 but the people who know, know that these are totally different categories.

370
00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:36.319
 Then we have I for investigate your work,

371
00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:38.480
 which is the most important one,

372
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:42.440
 because that's where I can actually see them doing their job.

373
00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:47.500
 And then all that's left is N for no excuses

374
00:26:47.500 --> 00:27:12.119
 and A for always ready. Oh yes.

375
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:14.119
 It's been some crazy days.

376
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:16.720
 Characters are just gorgeous.

377
00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:20.400
 With Baba and Tara.

378
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:27.579
 Well since Baba seems to get the stress to her, this one really is holding on so tight

379
00:27:27.579 --> 00:27:31.819
 and is ready to let me investigate her working.

380
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:36.160
 So, tell me, Lantern,

381
00:27:36.700 --> 00:27:40.420
 is this how you usually do things around here?

382
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:42.619
 Well, usually, yes.

383
00:27:50.980 --> 00:28:06.680
 here? Well, usually yes. Well, don't you think that these flowers are maybe a little bit on the cheap side? I mean, are these even real flowers? Are they? Tell us.

384
00:28:07.180 --> 00:28:09.180
 Tell the people. Are they real?

385
00:28:10.019 --> 00:28:12.279
 Because I don't think so.

386
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:19.359
 No, they are not! They are fake, fake, fake, and cheap, raggedy-ass plastic flowers!

387
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:32.480
 Well, but you know that this is kind of a scam, right?

388
00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:43.940
 The people don't seem to get what they're paying for.

389
00:28:51.579 --> 00:28:54.400
 Well, we've been going through the books yesterday, Lavender, and as I remember, you are charging your people for real flowers.

390
00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:55.400
 What's that all about?

391
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:59.500
 Well, it's cheaper to just reuse them.

392
00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:00.500
 I mean, duh.

393
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:05.420
 Yeah, but this is kind of a scam, as I said, right?

394
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:10.279
 Hey, do you know how much real flowers cost?

395
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.880
 We're giving people premium funerals on a budget.

396
00:29:14.220 --> 00:29:16.740
 I think at the end, everyone wins here.

397
00:29:16.740 --> 00:29:17.460
 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

398
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:23.880
 But you could at least be honest about that.

399
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:25.140
 But you could at least be honest about that.

400
00:29:30.140 --> 00:29:33.119
 As you can see, low quality materials will give you

401
00:29:35.119 --> 00:29:39.619
 low quality customers.

402
00:29:40.660 --> 00:29:42.960
 Oh, not again.

403
00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:46.700
 Oh, look who is here.

404
00:29:49.980 --> 00:29:52.480
 Okay, do you think we can do this in half an hour? Because I have to go to my yodeling lessons.

405
00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:55.759
 Wow, interesting.

406
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:59.059
 Only half an hour to get a funeral ready?

407
00:29:59.900 --> 00:30:02.079
 Lady, it's a funeral.

408
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.640
 How long could it take?

409
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.000
 The person is deceased already. Come on!

410
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:20.000
 And that's why I for investigate your working is so important. That's where we can really get to the core of it all.

411
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:23.000
 The core of it all?

412
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:27.299
 Yes, honey. The core of your problem.

413
00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:29.480
 See,

414
00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:33.940
 I have to say it now.

415
00:30:35.839 --> 00:30:38.660
 You are, right here, look at this.

416
00:30:38.980 --> 00:30:39.740
 You look at this.

417
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:44.559
 You are arranging your own funeral.

418
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:50.000
 I'm getting emotional, I'm sorry.

419
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:52.000
 This has never happened.

420
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:54.000
 I've never shown her before.

421
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:59.000
 But I'm not sure if the vineyard method doesn't come way too late at this point.

422
00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:04.000
 Maybe you need a Christmas miracle after all.

423
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:06.000
 Wait, wait, wait.

424
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:10.000
 Oh my God, get their faces. That's reality.

425
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:16.000
 Wait, no, no, no. But I'm sure...

426
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:17.000
 Soon, soon.

427
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:20.000
 No, Divina, wait, but I'm sure there's something we can do.

428
00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:23.000
 I mean, we still have the N and A to go.

429
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:29.720
 Well, Latrice, I'm aroat businesswoman, not a miracle worker.

430
00:31:30.900 --> 00:31:35.119
 But does it mean that this is it?

431
00:31:35.500 --> 00:31:37.519
 That just gorgeous witches have to close?

432
00:31:38.059 --> 00:31:39.299
 So now you care.

433
00:31:39.619 --> 00:31:41.799
 What about you finding yourself or something?

434
00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:45.000
 Yes, I do need to find myself, but...

435
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:47.000
 but...

436
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:50.000
 what will we do then?

437
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:54.000
 What will we do then? What will we do?

438
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:00.000
 Well, let me put it like this.

439
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:04.000
 You will file for bankruptcy.

440
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:21.680
 And then you pay for your sad little business endeavor. Probably for the rest of your sad little miserable lives.

441
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:23.099
 I can't.

442
00:32:23.099 --> 00:32:25.000
 Oh my God, get their faces. I can't. Oh my god. Get their faces.

443
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:26.000
 I can't wait for them.

444
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:27.000
 No, you hold it.

445
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:28.000
 You hold it.

446
00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:33.000
 I just need to fix my face there for a second, okay?

447
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:34.000
 You hold it.

448
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:35.000
 I'm done with this.

449
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:36.000
 Hey, wait.

450
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:37.000
 Where are you going?

451
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:44.000
 Well, if this is our future, then I'm going to go on a hot date instead of being here

452
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:45.400
 working myself

453
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:46.400
 to bankruptcy.

454
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:49.240
 But we have to arrange this funeral.

455
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:51.319
 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we have to arrange it.

456
00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:52.319
 You care.

457
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:54.000
 Where were you the whole last day?

458
00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.880
 When all of this was crumbling down and I had to deal with this one?

459
00:32:56.880 --> 00:33:03.240
 Yeah I don't know but something in me…

460
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:04.240
 Something in you what Baba?

461
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:06.859
 Something in me cause I'm't want to give up yet.

462
00:33:08.220 --> 00:33:08.460
 Oh!

463
00:33:15.259 --> 00:33:17.180
 Darling, you're cute.

464
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:21.799
 But I'm a cutthroat businesswoman.

465
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:23.119
 I don't care!

466
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:26.000
 I don't care! I don't care!

467
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:28.000
 Letere, you were so right.

468
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:31.000
 I might not have a connection to anything cultural or spiritual,

469
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:34.000
 but I'm a goddamn businesswoman!

470
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.000
 I'm a true neoliberal capitalist at heart!

471
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.000
 And I'm gonna try to make some money.

472
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.000
 Until the day I die.

473
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:46.000
 And you'll pick up the phone, Letere! We've got to read this goddamn funeral!

474
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.000
 Yes, yes, Bobo, yes.

475
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.000
 I really have to give it to you.

476
00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:04.000
 What you two don't have in skill

477
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:05.539
 or brains,

478
00:34:05.539 --> 00:34:08.000
 or style,

479
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:38.599
 you sure do have in passion. So, in the end, our visit at the Just Gorgeous might be one of the most memorable ones I've

480
00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:40.840
 ever had here.

481
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:50.559
 Not only did we get to meet two very interesting, yes, but also most certainly incapable ladies there,

482
00:34:50.780 --> 00:34:57.300
 but also because it was maybe one of the most inspiring episodes we've ever had on this show.

483
00:34:58.579 --> 00:35:07.000
 Well, all that's left to say is that I wish these ladies the best of luck and a Christmas miracle after all.

484
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:26.739
 Oh God. Oh, I mean, we don't, it's kind of okay I guess. I mean, we don't love that stupid girl, do we?

485
00:35:27.300 --> 00:35:29.159
 I'm not so sure about that, but...

486
00:35:29.780 --> 00:35:32.360
 I'm surprised she had some nice words for us in the end.

487
00:35:32.500 --> 00:35:32.840
 Yeah.

488
00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:36.019
 I'm also surprised she gave us this cute little Christmas present

489
00:35:36.019 --> 00:35:38.059
 with her big face on it.

490
00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:38.880
 It ain't your job.

491
00:35:39.619 --> 00:35:40.219
 No, no.

492
00:35:42.420 --> 00:35:44.840
 I'm so excited for my date tonight, girl.

493
00:35:45.099 --> 00:35:46.679
 So you're still seeing that lawyer?

494
00:35:46.940 --> 00:35:47.840
 Oh, no, no, no.

495
00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:48.619
 You were right.

496
00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:50.019
 It was too good to be true.

497
00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:52.599
 So he wasn't rich and he wasn't a lawyer.

498
00:35:52.940 --> 00:35:53.980
 Oh, oh, no, no, no.

499
00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.639
 He was rich and he was a lawyer.

500
00:35:56.780 --> 00:35:57.539
 He was loaded.

501
00:35:57.900 --> 00:35:59.800
 But he didn't know a thing about Lady Gaga.

502
00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:02.559
 We had to go, girl.

503
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:03.260
 Can you believe it?

504
00:36:04.099 --> 00:36:05.000
 Oh, this must be my date for tonight. Come here girl. We have to go girl, can you believe it? Oh!

505
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:08.000
 This must be my date for tonight.

506
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:26.400
 Come on in, the door is open. It's my little ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex- Thank you! Merry Christmas to me!

507
00:36:27.400 --> 00:38:15.659
 Let's go! What? Thank you. Thank you.